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Let's buy him a pony plushie for his kids! They'll grow up to be so sexually confused!

I go to tell my mom and dad that I love them.

Go to sleep.

At 11/24/14 12:23 PM, BumFodder wrote: Definitely, even better would be black woman because then youd get all the positive discrimination for no reason other than youre a woman. black women live life in easy mode

This inequality is oppression! Let's make their lives even easier! OH NO! It's not working so let's pile on more affirmative action! OH NOES...

so on and so forth?

At 11/18/14 04:52 PM, freaksy101 wrote: The cul-de-sac.

I think this is the only place that could compete with Equestria for me. Like, it's actually a choice now.

SJW Tumblr accounts/pages.

They don't seem to move much though. I'd imagine videos must be pretty bland.

Have you considered that maybe.... you weren't a wanted child? Not saying that justifies a parent's lack of responsibility but it's not difficult to imagine where that stemmed from.

At 11/22/14 07:11 PM, Eddmario wrote: Huh, it looks like the CMC might be getting their cutie marks in season 5.

*sniffle*

They grow up so fast!

I regret not beating some faces in when I was younger. I could've gotten away with it.

I agree that bb guns and convincing airsoft replicas aren't toys and should be treated just as carefully and responsibly as any real weapon. While I do consider them "guns", I believe the source you're referring to is using that term "gun" as being synonymous to "firearms" which bb's and airsoft guns are certainly not.

Granted they use perfume not to cover up a decided lack of hygienic practice, I personally appreciate a light application of perfume. Light enough so you could just catch in passing. I prefer the sweet fruity kinds on a woman; if done right it's the least pretentious approach to improving the air about them. I've come across women who just overkill on a sickening volume of some vanilla scented stuff and it's terribly overwhelming.

At 11/21/14 10:37 PM, Piemix wrote: 3.1in when fully erect

If all 3.1 inches of your penis can stand proud and erect, so should you.

At 11/21/14 07:13 PM, FRAYDO wrote: my penis and i love you tails, baby

Oh Fraydo, it's been too long my friend. Why dontcha come over for some chocolate pudding sometime?

At 11/21/14 04:15 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: they fit better inside a bikini or knickers

Less weight and drag when you swim too.

At 11/21/14 04:55 PM, Scintillating wrote: "Buy This Book if You Want to Be Bored"

How scintillating...

"I Have No Butthole and I Must Poop"

At 11/21/14 03:31 PM, Rad wrote: Aw Tails, we'll love you no matter your size~

At least I will, anyways.

Oh Rad, you're da bessss <3

At 11/21/14 01:48 PM, Monster-64 wrote: The circlejerk is failing. @Tailspower, let me grab your spongy penis.

anypony but @Monster-64. Seriously.

Also my penis is NORMAL GOSH DARNIT! But you're more than welcome to grab a handful ;)

EDIT: tfw i contradict myself in a single post.

At 11/21/14 02:11 PM, Amaranthus wrote: An entire can, in 5 minutes.
Should I be worried?

You're a fucking slut and should be ashamed of yourself.

At 11/21/14 01:26 PM, Piggler wrote: That's all well and good, but as a eunuch, where does that leave me?

A eunuch is castrated, so penis size bears significantly less relevance.

At 11/21/14 01:54 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Woah woah woah I thought we were bronies. Besides, I'm undefeated when it comes to cockfights. I shred your cock into a vagina. 1v1 me irl bro

Your penis has a head I presume. Not for long.

At 11/21/14 01:44 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Are you trying to say that you have a spongy dick?

You wonna cockfite m8? I'll rek ur shitt meet me @ teh parkign lot after work. I bet u wont cum. ur not real. ur not about dat lyfe.

Me and my normal sized penis will destroy you. And then my penis will absorb your penis to add it's stranth to my own.

At 11/21/14 01:06 PM, Monster-64 wrote: @TailsPower, do you have a small penis?

NO! It's normal size and fully functional!

Here comes another penis thread! Featuring: a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons why small penis is great.

- A clean average/small penis is better than a large, diseased penis.
* Though to be fair, a large healthy penis is fine too.
- It doesn't require as much blood to become fully erect so you don't pass out from insufficient blood supply to the brain
* Girl (or guy) will not be impressed when you drop unconscious while fucking because your penis is so huge (and diseased).
- During the era of classical antiquity, small penises were considered the physical ideal. Thus small penis is classy.
- Erectile dysfunction is the great and terrible equalizer.
- Being confident with your body is attractive.
- Technique and finesse are equally if not more important.
- It's not a vagina.
- It's not Jackie Chan.

So to all y'all gentlemen that ain't packing >6 inches, you're fine just the way you are. You gotta make your body work for YOU and you'll be surprised at the results. Unless you already knew all that because you're awesome. Or unless you have a micropenis, then you're pretty screwed I'm sorry.

Add to the list if you got any good ones, and have a wonderful day! :)

I come in here to discuss a user.

I see that everyone is flaming eachother over opinions of said user (seriously, TheGameChanger of all people).

Newgrounds is in its death throes.

Happy birthday, mang! Stay safe, it's a jungle out there.

At 11/20/14 02:17 PM, Sequenced wrote: i can now take a shit in peace

so how was ur day ng ?

You fucked it up m8, the flush now spins in reverse. What are you, a fucking aussie?

Naked Tom is a closet horsefucker and it went clear over all your ignorant heads. You are not fit to survive once he comes out of the stable. Check your privileges, scrubs.

At 11/19/14 09:20 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: An interesting topic.

After a few minutes you'd get a....

HOT TOPIC

*ba-dum-tish*

At 11/18/14 06:57 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I bought tons of shit from the store got to my stat page I have a tankman figurine still in its box up if anyone wants to buy.

Hah! I kept mine in the box too, though the box itself is kinda beat up either from storage or delivery. I don't intend to sell mine.

I had ordered a black NG tank logo shirt too, but apparently the last one sold out just as I bought it and I was later notified that the product was no longer available. Many noes were cried.

I wish the store would open up again, I really, really want that shirt :c

At 11/19/14 10:46 PM, Boomstick wrote: Home is where the heart is, and that's the only home she has now.

You like to see homos naked?