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At 12/7/14 02:28 PM, Seasons wrote: What is an "atheist t-shirt?" A shirt that says, "I don't believe in God," or something?

I'm gonna take a stab at this and say it's a print of Nietzsche's quote "God is Dead".
Yawn.

At 12/7/14 02:52 PM, Radaketor wrote: Why should you make a thread asking something if you don't care what people think?

^ Exactly. It's one thing to go toe to toe with the school administration, but if you're gonna go to a different school soon, what's the big deal?

At 12/7/14 12:25 AM, Sectus wrote: I have not posted in this thread for around a year or so. Hello.

Howdy Sectus, long time no holla.

No, I have not been cheated on as I've never been in a relationship. I'd make it pretty clear to any woman I end up with in the future that if they have the ovaries to cheat on me, they should prepare their will prior.

Rock Lee really inspires me. A talentless loser who becomes a badass through sheer force of will and tireless training. What a guy.

I'm enjoying the last week of my leave. Gonna have a lan party with my friends later today and there will be pizza.

I'm a complete failure and I've come to terms with it.

I was 13 years old. And foolish. And I thought Tails was just so kawaii that I made my account in tribute of my foxy little friend. I guess at this age I can see why people find me repulsive at a glance.

@Rad is the only one that I talk to semi-regularly who I consider to be a genuinely likeable dude for being nice. I guess I can toss @NekoMika in because she's always been really nice to me and always said hi to me in chat.

We sure got some swell folks here.

Perhaps the least detestable 14'er in my books. Be safe and have a good one, kiddo.

At 12/6/14 04:08 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 12/6/14 01:58 AM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 12/6/14 01:20 AM, NekoMika wrote: shadowchaotailsevil3

Jesus christ.... that was YOU?!

I don't remember that username, but it sure sounds like an annoying one to try and remember.

Let's just say our friend Neko here has come a loooooong way. Quite the success story for an NG'er.

At 12/5/14 10:28 PM, Shauna wrote: Yes, girls poop. Big shocker.

No way, you're full of shit,

At 12/6/14 01:20 AM, NekoMika wrote: shadowchaotailsevil3

Jesus christ.... that was YOU?!

I stopped feeling young when I turned 23, so enjoy 22 while you can.

At 12/4/14 01:27 AM, tox wrote: I hope they open up the ng store for a on demand... Buy to order basis for a test patch some time in the feuture so people can purchase stuff n things

They're never gonna bring back the store and it's all our fault.

At 12/4/14 10:29 PM, Rad wrote: Where is my quote? Man Tails, you and your average sized penis suck!

Your review was particularly hard on me. I was hoping I wouldn't have to relive it, but you've given me no choice.

@Rad: "Tails? Moar liek FAILS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA-*chokes on a weiner*

I don't have any fans because everyone hates me and wants to murder me. Just look at the reviews other people wrote about me:

@YenMuffin: "your a fucking asshole"

@HomicidialFrog: "i'm gonna kill you"

@TomFulp: "Hahaha look Wade I'll change his username to TailsPrower or something stupid like that."

At 12/4/14 05:16 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: ▲
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Oh you so silly!

I think American media takes an incident and blows it way the fuck out of proportion.

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Spaghetti with marinara sauce and meatballs. I've loved spaghetti since I was a wee lad and that probably won't change anytime soon.

Yeah I do from time to time usually with girls I've known for a little while and determined they'd be cool with it.

I can't pvp in minecraft for the life of me... I'm so ashamed of myself brb an heroing.

At 12/3/14 11:14 AM, vixuzar wrote: if we add an " I " to NGer`s what do we get ?

Niger? Niger's a country in Africa. It probably sucks over there but to refer to a country's name as being vulgar? Now THAT'S offensive.

At 12/4/14 12:43 AM, RyderOmega wrote: I would have one if they HAD MY SIZE IN STOCK BEFORE THE STORE CLOSED JESUS CHRIST TOP FULP YOU HAD ONE JOB AND YOU FUCKED THAT UP NOW I'M LEFT SHIRTLESS YOU PRICK!!!

I purchased a SMALL (read: FUCKING SMALL) in the color I wanted before they shut it down. Fucking tragically, it never got to me because I guess they "oversold" that particular shirt as I ordered it so I was given a refund. At least I got my Tankmen figurine, but that shirt was what I was really looking forward to...

I'm wearing a pony shirt right now, so I'm not too bummed.

My wegra, why you hatin?

I'd be that chef with the chef hat. Doing chef things in the chef room. Baking anchovy pizza all day and night and selling em at the Grand Exchange so I can buy raw swordfish to hone my culinary prowess. Meanwhile people be slaying dragons and evil wizards and shit while scarfing down large fishes to recover from their injuries.

My dad's got diabetes and needs to take insulin shots regularly. He seems to be doing alright for now, even while has other conditions.

I don't plan on becoming diabetic, hopefully I won't be a lazy fuck and skip exercise as I grow older.

At 12/3/14 05:13 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: sounds like you may need to reevaluate your life and find new friends.

Maybe lose a few pounds too. It's hard to catch a falling fatbody.

At 12/3/14 10:20 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Ew why would he do this when Pepsi tastes so much better?

Shut your whore mouth, I WANT A DIVORCE!

The bed is a lonely place for me.