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At 12/14/14 10:36 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Sure!

You activated his trapcard, now he has you to use the lube on.

Maybe I should donate to a sperm bank one of these days. At least I'd have that to say then.

At 12/13/14 07:32 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Is this still a thing? I haven't even used this site in forever and I checked this out for shits and giggles to see if people still posted. Anyways, life has changed since I used to use the forums. I've been a marine for a little over a year now, 0352 anti-tank missleman. I'm about to go on my first deployment here in a month.

Any guys still on here?

Howdy pardner! Glad to see you around again. I don't normally post in this thread but I just got back from a good stretch of leave. This coming January will mark my 2nd year in the Army. Whoopee.

Where you being deployed to?

At 12/14/14 05:29 AM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Bitch, your facial hair consists of a few scruffy hair strings around the chin anyway.

Meanwhile your facial hair resembles a pube-like carpet sported of every wolverine-wannabe neckbearded pissant. Don't deny it, maggot. I saw the pics.

Because of the Army, I risk violating regulations for standards of grooming in accordance with AR 670-1 if my face is not clean shaven without a valid shaving profile. Therefore I shave my face regularly.

From time to time I'll trim the private quarters to keep it nice and tidy. It helps with fapping when there's less clutter.

At 12/13/14 02:41 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: eugenics are an ugly byproduct (one of many) of the theory of evolution. god designed humans, humans who think they can design humans have been led astray by the devil

--supergandhi64

I missed you <3

Happy birthday Grub! You take care and have a good one mmkay?

At 12/11/14 11:24 PM, Seasons wrote: How do you guys do it?

Just kidding. I know none of you have ever kissed anyone before.

/thread

I'd imagine the problem is less pronounced in alcoholic drinks since the alcohol kills/inhibits germs, making it safer to share. That's my justification anyways.
I feel for ya about the bathroom doors though. I try to use my foot to push the door open and just wedge myself through. If the trash is close to the door, I'll use the paper towel I used to open the door with my hands and discard it before heading out.

I guess the most immediate plan I'd come up with is one of us would go serve in the Army for a year, and the other clone would take over and serve for the other year that's left. In the meanwhile, we'd be going to school and actually being productive.

Wow I should really clone myself sometime.

At 12/10/14 12:00 AM, Loki wrote: Being single is the shit.

This.

I've been single all my life and it's fucking awesome.

Apparently some dudes get off by getting their balls stomped on or hurt in some way. Never really understood what all that noise is about. Pain is sexy I guess.

At 12/11/14 03:53 PM, Gagsy wrote: Also @TailsPrower your t-shirt is wonderful

Thanks, sugarcube!

At 12/11/14 01:17 PM, Sectus wrote: You and I both know that I own a few t-shirts myself. That isn't weird, but like, having entire wardrobes...

Or if they have that one censored shirt from this declassified footage of bronies in their totally not staged habitat.

Grab my bedsheet and secure a corner to each of my appendages. Jump out the window and fly-squirrel the fuck out of dodge.

At 12/11/14 01:09 PM, theblackkangaroo wrote: so I'm asking y'all is this weird lol?

I pretended to be a girl in counterstrike many years ago. I was damn good too and a couple guys (count: 1) actually started coming onto me. Ahhh, the glory days. So many facials.

At 12/10/14 10:37 PM, Avery wrote: 9th

I must pinch your cheeks and go to jail long time.

I feel for your plight against old hags. They just ain't with the times. Take solace in knowing that you'll probably outlive them and will be able to dance on their graves.

At 12/11/14 12:35 PM, Sectus wrote: The fanatics, the ones that get MLP clothing and dolls and sleep with the little pillow things, those are the ones that cause me to draw lines in the sand. There has to be a limit as to what is acceptable, and that shit is just strange.

B-b-but Sectus-senpai, I thought we had something special D:

At 12/11/14 04:43 AM, assassin1337 wrote:

At 12/11/14 04:23 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
But yeah, bronies suck eggs. They should be purged.

Kind of shooting yourself in the foot, aren't you?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

At 12/11/14 12:51 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I took potty lessons today.

Pretty shitty myself. I failed my potty lesson entrance exam. Gutter-Senpai will never notice a failure like me!

I sometimes hit the pony coloring books, and I don't complain about it!

But yeah, bronies suck eggs. They should be purged.

You might have a pony stalking you, leaving shit trails wherever you go. I'm sorry, but it's terminal.

At 12/8/14 09:15 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Attention: Princess Celestia is best Princess. Embrace the Solar Empire or be eradicated. That is all.

Bitch I'll cut you.

You know, I was gonna say '14ers were pretty alright as a whole. Then a bunch of you started making "Hi I'm new!" threads at the final stretch and now I'm inclined to withdraw that consideration.

gg

At 12/8/14 07:37 AM, Deshiel wrote: All I want is that they will let me play my music while I fight the enemies of the EU

In all likelihood, you won't be allowed to on the grounds that your leadership wants you to be attentive to their directions and orders while engaged in combat. They'll probably make you do pushups afterwards for bringing it up because of how dumb this idea is to them.

Just a realistic answer.

At 12/8/14 01:37 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I even managed to find out her name and where she lived. The less said about that however, the better.

This post, couplied with your username and avatar, makes it all the more terrifying.

I agree with the gauges. Genital piercings are also just whack, imo. Why would anyone do that.

I'll light up a black & mild every once blue moon or so. I'd definitely be down for the occasional hookah, it's been a while. Personally I'm opposed to smoking cigs.

At 12/7/14 07:43 AM, Teddiikun wrote:

At 12/7/14 07:40 AM, SpikeyTaco wrote: I see you have never lost a friend, Never felt the pain a sock has felt.

That's like saying a cigarette experiences excruciating pain as it is slowly burned alive bit by bit as I smoke it

Smoking kills. You clearly exhibit the lack of empathy associated with psychosis. Seek help immediately.

My first and only highschool crush which lasted all 4 years. Of course it was unrequited thus it was very painful emotionally. Still saddens me when I think about it even after all these years.