At 7/15/04 09:09 PM, skullmaster wrote:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
HAHAH THAT'S STUPID
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
HAHA CHRISTIANS ARE GAY
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
HAHAH THAT IS REALLY DUMB GOD I AM SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THESE PEOPLE
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
WHT'S WRONG WITHT HAT O YEAH CHRISTANS ARE FAGGOTS
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
FUCK U CHURCHES U CANT TAKE MY MISIC AWAY
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
CHRISTIANS LOL
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
HAHHFHHAH
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
HEY GUYS IM ATHEIST HEY LOOK AT ME I AM PROVING I AM ATHEIST BY ARGUING WITH A SATIRICAL ARTICLE AM I COOL YET
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
THAT IS STUPID CRHISTIANS ARE STUPID
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)
LOL I CANT BELIEVE THE CHURCH PEOPLE BELEIVE THIS WACKY STUFF ANSD THE BEST PART IS IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET