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Response to: Let's see them grades, Newgrounds. Posted 2 weeks ago in General

I finished college last May, so my final GPA is I believe 2.92 out of 4 (which is like a 79 or 80 out of 100).

It would have been in the 3.0 range if it weren't for that fucking Biomedical Criminalistics Class that I didn't apparently need for my certificate after all. *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE*
Response to: Valve's decision to remove "Hatred" Posted 2 weeks ago in General

This was an apparent letter to the publisher of Hatred by Gabe:

“Hi, Jaroslaw,

Yesterday I heard that we were taking Hatred down from Greenlight. Since I wasn’t up to speed, I asked around internally to find out why we had done that. It turns out that it wasn’t a good decision, and we’ll be putting Hatred back up. My apologies to you and your team. Steam is about creating tools for content creators and customers.

Good luck with your game

Gabe”

Response to: Is This Food/City List Accurate? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Austin, TX at #6!

WOOT WOOT!!!
Response to: Your vehicle? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608055309512279407&pid=15.1&P=0

This is what I drive. It's a 2001 Subaru Outback.

Response to: The Worst Meal You've Eaten? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

I had the world's greasiest Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese (no pickles) at McDonald's when I was 11.

Diarrhea...
Response to: Heinrich Appreciation Thread! Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/15/14 05:43 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Are you only doing this so that a moderator likes you?

Maybe...

Response to: Heinrich Appreciation Thread! Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/15/14 05:31 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: my only knowledge of his work is his MSPaint cartoons of himself and cellardoor6 agreeing with each other

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1044872

Then this is a good place to start checking out his work.

Heinrich Appreciation Thread! Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Heinrich has surprised me with icons he made for my old claymations, and he did so for the sake of Christmas. So, here's to you @Heinrich! I made you an appreciation thread for not only for what you just did, but for all the hilarious photoshopped images you shared to us all.

Merry Christmas Heinrich, and please don't stop doing what you do!

Image from the Photoshop TV/ Theater Room!

"Listen you little shit, you're going to make a photoshop AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!

Heinrich Appreciation Thread!

Response to: My parody song Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/15/14 02:02 PM, mile667 wrote:
Of a dead person and down it with wine

Ok I thought of one improvement. Instead of "dead person", it should be "dead man".

Just my opinion though, stick with what you think fits best!
Response to: If Santa were real he'd get sued Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/15/14 02:06 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: You know all the things kids want the most: iPads, game consoles, the hottest toys, stuff all made by corporations. Don't you think if Santa really had his elves make this stuff and give it out to children for free he'd be sued by these companies? You know Apple, they'd totally do it without an ounce of shame.

Realistically, if Santa was real, he would either make knock offs of the products or make classic wooden toys that's pretty much considered "public domain" (if that make sense).

If he did make ipads and such, then yeah he would be sued. Who knows though, maybe he bought the rights to make them anyway...

Response to: My parody song Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Eh... Honestly it's one of those songs that would be difficult to parody well, because it is sort of a "joke" song as it is. The original song sort of reminds me something Weird Al Yankovic would write.

As is though, it isn't terrible, but it's no masterpiece and I can't think of anything to make it better.

Response to: Newest Favorite Music? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

I've rediscovered the band called Rush.

Response to: It's fucking adorable! Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/15/14 01:12 AM, Bit wrote: This is an obvious photoshop. Trust me, I've done hundreds of photoshops on this Internet.

It still looks like Dumbo if he was a mouse...

Response to: It's fucking adorable! Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/15/14 01:08 AM, Gremlin wrote: Just look at this little bastard! It's a big eared Jerboa! Isn't it cute little mix of a bunny and mouse!?!??

It's Dumbo if he was a mouse!

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted 2 weeks ago in Politics

At 12/15/14 12:49 AM, Malachy wrote:
That's a good looking steak! I've gone hunting a couple of times when I was a teenager but never got anything. My wife is interested in bow hunting. Might be a fun hobby to do together even if we never do bag anything.

That sucks, but being outdoors is half the fun anyway. I absolutely love venison, and I'm really happy I got something this time because I didn't get a deer last year.

Here are some more pics: Dead deer. I warned you. You should have not clicked these if you don't like seeing dead things!

I'm probably being a bit overprotective on the warning, but better be safe than sorry right?

Response to: - The Regulars Lounge Thread - Posted 2 weeks ago in Politics

Sorry it took so long to post this, but here is a picture of the 10-point buck I've killed last month.

The venison is quite delicious.

Don't click if you don't like dead things.

I plan to upload a few more.

Response to: Hottest girl in the world? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/14/14 02:25 PM, CiviLies wrote:
At 12/14/14 01:02 PM, JRob wrote: Well, I don't know exactly who, but I know for sure she'd be living in Japan
At 12/14/14 01:11 PM, TNT wrote: There are too many hot Asians to list.
Well, we can sure as Hell try, guys ;D

My reaction.

Response to: Would you join NAMBLA Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/14/14 03:42 AM, Jan3 wrote: If you had no choice........would you join the organization NAMBLA? o:

yeah.....the south park episode was on.

I'd commit suicide.

Response to: reading Posted 2 weeks ago in General

I'm not much into reading, but when I do, they're typically true crime novels. The last one I've completed was The Innocent Man.

reading

Response to: The NG Office Christmas Party Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/14/14 01:06 PM, Bit wrote:
At 12/14/14 12:31 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
But after a few beers he started changing. He put on a Bedn mask and shit all over the floor while screaming: "I want my cadny!". Luis was terrified." - Tom Fulp
My only regret is not eating more of the free food before they kicked me out.

Did they... did they catch this all on video?

Response to: Hottest girl in the world? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

There are too many hot Asians to list.

Response to: Racist comments on YouTube Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Speaking of racist comments on youtube...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op4kRRd9YbY

Response to: Let's Talk About the Police. Posted 2 weeks ago in Politics

At 12/14/14 10:16 AM, Ericho wrote: It used to be that the most prolific murderer in a single day was actually a police officer, some guy in South Korea, supposedly because no one suspected him. His record was eventually beaten by some guy who was in Scandanavia, the most peaceful place on Earth. It's always the place you least suspect it.

That's rather interesting. Can I have the sources so I can read more about it?

Response to: what if you met this kid, Posted 2 weeks ago in General

If he likes those things, fine. I would never hit someone over their preference, especially for something that's very unimportant.

Response to: Protestantism. Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/14/14 12:08 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 12/14/14 12:06 AM, TNT wrote: *ahem* Westboro BAPTIST Church are extreme BAPTISTS.
baptists are protestants smfh

That all depends on perspective. Some say they are, other times not. According to what I found from looking up the WBC, they don't view protestants favorably (obviously), so it leads me to conclude that they're not (at least not in the practical sense).

Response to: Protestantism. Posted 2 weeks ago in General

*ahem* Westboro BAPTIST Church are extreme BAPTISTS.

Response to: Would you play chess with Hitler? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 02:12 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Would we play multiple rounds or only one?

You and Hitler would only play one round. However, the game won't be timed, so it could take only a few minutes or up to several hours.

Response to: Would you play chess with Hitler? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 01:32 AM, Chocomilk wrote:
I would however agree to a pie eating contest and proceed to kick his ass

and I'd put chicken in one of his vegan pies just to be a dick

Your response with the chicken made me laugh. I thank you sir!


So, I had a crazy thought. If Hitler were to regenerate temporarily just to play chess with you, would you accept the challenge? There is no potential consequences if you lose or anything to gain if you win. All you get is the rights to say, "I played chess against Hitler."

When the game is over or if you refuse to play, he disappears and never comes back (and if you take too long to answer, he'll disappear anyway after about five minutes).

I would actually accept his challenge, just so I can hopefully humiliate him like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO7KgmajO7w

Response to: If Obama was in front of you Posted 2 weeks ago in General

First things first, I'll ask why he's here, then probably invite him in, so he and I could possibly have a very fascinating conversation about current events. I would probably react the same way with other former Presidents as well.