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Hurry and buy one, before it's too late!

Weird. I saw those the other day in the frozen goods aisle.

I put a "Happy Halloween" sign as a joke. Waiting 'till someone sees it.

So you gained weight?

I'M SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Head+Sidewalk=Memory deleted.

So what if god were... and ASS?
That's it! I'm starting a new religion!
Assuonians are right, everybody else is wrong.

Killing myself in Ratchet and Clank...for some reason. Just jumping off of a cliff over and over again for an erection.

"Hey Genasia, Let's play sex in the bath tub"

Looks like roadkill.

Thread title reminds me of the time when i was about five and I was looking through files on the computer and I came across a video called "Shark attacks soldier in helicopter". This isn't what it was. It was a 3v1 porno.

Frosted mini wheats.

People in the south who spell the words the retarded way they say it.

won't=want
caint=can't

Hey mawmaw i wont to go to the mall.

At 7/27/10 01:12 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Sell your money and use that money to buy some more money.

The most logical suggestion here.

Seven of 8 of your posts are about this hardcore stuff.
yay

At 7/27/10 12:19 AM, Boris-4-U wrote: And at a Sum 41 concert I was crowd surfing and i felt someones fingers in my shoe trying to take it off so i kicked him in the face. He was doing it the whole concert cause shoes were flying everywhere.

I for some reason couldn't stop laughing.

At 7/27/10 12:32 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: I am going to pointlessly contribute to this thread by saying what has already been said in the second reply.

I am going to pointlessly contribute to this thread by saying what has already been said in the thirteenth reply.

At 7/26/10 11:57 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 7/26/10 11:56 PM, THEREINOTHINGTOEAT wrote: Guys stop posting. You're making me suicidal.

Then pull the trigger.

I hate all these bitchy fucks who "I'm suicidal and depressed!" when they live a fanfuckingtastic life and are just trying to fit in.

Not then, I sympathize with the truly suicidal

I wasn't serious about that. I'm just saying 'cause I want the thread to die because as seven million threads pointed out, the has already been done.

THE END

Guys stop posting. You're making me suicidal.

At 7/26/10 10:18 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: Learn to spell, and the desert doesn't have asphalt.

You make people sad.

At 7/26/10 09:27 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: Already a topic for this. Sorry dude.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

caps

Go to any youtube video, pause it and then hold left on the arrow keys.

Pretty useless, but a cool easteregg.

My dick can make a woman so fond
Your dick can create a gay bond.

At 7/20/10 06:51 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote:

At 7/20/10 06:49 PM, MrFyasko wrote:

At 7/20/10 06:46 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote: Make a costume out of something that doesn't suck and then I'll be happy.

sir if you are bad talking on this suit then you sir can shut the fuck up..

I never said anything about the suit.
Try again.

So then don't shut the fuck up.

An abortion.

Berry stride.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I don't know what you just said.

Actually a similar thing happened to me.

Back when I lived in an apartment a lady who my brother thought was my cousin knocked on the door. He opened and it was a drunk prostitute looking woman who had pissed herself. She asked where the bedroom was and my mom guided her out. Later that night, I peeked out of the window and saw her laying on a car.

If youread the word pepsi on a bottle or can it says isded.

Your name, it burns!

It has surprise buttsex protection.