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If Pokemon were real they'd look like this.

Bukaryu and my combo that drains your entire life bar.

Pink Floyd- "Nobody Home"

I got a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag, got a toothbrush and a comb.
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone.
I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on.
Got those swollen hands blues.
Got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from.
I got electric light,
And I got second sight.
Got amazing powers of observation.
And that is how I know,
When I try to get through,
On the telephone to you,
There'll be nobody home.
I got the obligatory Hendrix perm,
And the inevitable pinhole burns,
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
I got nicotine stains on my fingers.
I got a silver spoon on a chain.
Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.
I've got wild, staring eyes.
And I got a strong urge to fly,
But I got nowhere to fly to ...fly to... fly to... fly to.
Ooooo Babe,
When I pick up the phone,
There's still nobody home.
I got a pair of Gohill boots,
And I got fading roots.

My favorite one is where this guy takes a shit in a trash can and gets stuck. Trying to get out he rolls down a steep hill getting covered by his own shit and breaking everything in the process.

Also the one where these pot-heads smoke poison oak.

How about all the RETARDED VILLAINS WHO DON'T KILL THE HERO WHEN HE IS 2 FEET IN FRONT OF HIM !!!!

Xenomorph or Yautja

Probably Xenomorph, because they haven't been beaten by the Governator.

Killswitch Engage

1. Russia
2. China
3. United States
4. Germany (sstill has an amazing military force)
5. 4chan

More game shows need to be like Solitary. Where they literally torture you for a week. If you haven't heard of it, find the Fox Reality Channel and you can find it on there.

This is the best thing since Fear Factor and this makes Fear Factor look like a pussy.

I don't care if anyone here hates the game, or those who see tournament people as "Soopah Mlg whatevers".

This is only for people who are interested in real teamwork and coordination while making a little money. I don't care about MLG. All I want is to have fun. Plus anyone who uses terms like noob, or l337 is an idoit.

For all the rest of you. Fuck off and leave this thread alone. Play other games and what not. I know this game has its flaws, but it is the most competitive game out there. I am awaiting Madden 2011 to come out. And that ill be added the list soon.

For those looking to play with a clan in the games of Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty 4, and Call of Duty: World at War for the Xbox 360...

...and make some CA$H. Come and join my clan Reign Armageddon.

THese are the requirements for joining.
-You must own an XBox 360 with Xbox Live Gold.
- You must play Modern Warfare 2
- You must have a facebook account.
- You must have a mic
-You must be 16+ years of age (unless you can prove yourself)
-You must be registered at http://www.gamersaloon.com (not free but if we play right, we win money)
-You can be with another clan as well. You aren't a slave, yet.
-Send a message with Gamertag, GamerSaloon ID. I will send you a friend request via XBox Live. Then I will review for Kill/Death spreads among other things. Also I will spectate a game of yours to see how you play.

This clan is new and I am trying to find members. Also you can make some money even though you have to pay $25 to gamersaloon.com. But if we play right we can make all that back up.

The point I even made this was because of all the players in a game of Team Deathmatch do not play as a team. So I created this clan to defeat that purpose.

For those wanting to play on a PS3, if out 360 guys play good enough I will get one and we will be serving on both consoles.

To visit follow the page below.

Reign Armageddon

Send me a message if you are interested in joining.

At 1/24/10 04:49 PM, letiger wrote:

At 1/24/10 04:48 PM, Synnyr wrote: So now every application file in my computer is a .wma file.

Then how can you open IE/Firefox. I think they are applications too.

I am on my laptop. My PC is the one that is fucked.

Okay so this is how it starts. First off I have Windows 7. I was trying to open an application file in a particular program. So I used Open with> Choose default program> I choose Windows Media Player. But I didn't realized that the "always use the selected program to open this kind of file" check box was checked. So now every application file in my computer is a .wma file. This means that can't open anything except real .wma files.

Everytime I try to run a system restore the antivirus program stops it. But I can't turn it off because I can't access it. Everything else in the computer runs fine except for the fact that I can't open application files (which is anything like Mozilla, Quicktime, ITunes, Norton, etc.)

Is there a way to fix this without resetting the computer.

Is there a way to search for the registration code in the program files. Because i didn't get it downloaded from a disc or a site. My IT guy stuck it on there.

I have Flash CS3 on my hardrive from mu old computer which had XP. I recently put the hard drive from that computer into the new one with Windows 7. Is there a way to reinstall everything from XP to 7 without buying a new registration code.

I hope you know that all of that racks up to over $640, right?

And this is Amiee.

This is Lili.

Definitely not the first time this has been done. Hell people have been doing this ever since the second Grand Theft Auto.

Dammit. I built my bomb shelter for nothing.

At 10/23/09 12:45 AM, Synnyr wrote:

At 10/23/09 12:40 AM, Timmy wrote:
A more pertinent question - why do you have a hearse...?

Why don't you?

Thanks anyway.

At 10/23/09 12:40 AM, Timmy wrote:
A more pertinent question - why do you have a hearse...?

Why don't you?

Another one.

Wow. I didn't realize how long I made that until now.

Does anyone know where to find a place that sells or has custom landau bars. If you don't know what those are, it is the squiggly line thing you see on hearses. (look to pic) I want one for my hearse, because I find the one already on it boring.

The landau bar is on the side towards the back. Silver.

Samus,
the Ellen Ripley of video games.

Ugh. Why is there always a war on something. Especially when it comes to something meant to bring out entertainment. Fanboys bring everything to an extreme to a particular game and flame another in a similar genre. This is the Game Wars, most notably the FPS and Fighting genres.

First of all, why? Are people's lives so miserable that they have to get angry over someone else that favors one game over another. This confuses me to a degree of insanity. Why? People have different opinions on different things and some (meaning most) can't accept that. One who falls into this category should just kill themselves for belittling another and themselves. Here are the topics we are going over today.

I. Halo 3 VS Call of Duty 4
II. Tekken VS Street Fighter VS Virtua Fighter

I. Halo VS Call Duty.
This is possibly the biggest Game War since NES vs Sega Genesis. Everywhere I go if someone even mentions the essence of the games title, another comes out of nowhere saying something like "Cock of Duty fag!" or "Gaylo!" (I swear I did not make that up). I do not fully understand this, but when something like this happens in my heart I say say "That it is just a game," but in reality I beat the living shit out of him. Back to the games. Though understand why some people favor one over the other I just don't understand why they fight about it.

Here are my likings to Call of Duty 4. Call of Duty 4 has quite possibly the best multiplayer systems out there complete with customizable classes and brilliantly detailed maps. This game also supports a great campaign mode with a gut-wrenching storyline. Most people agree with these elements of the game, but it is the flaws in the game that seem to get Halo fans upset. Like the glitches that are far more easy to access in COD4 than in halo 3. Another noteworthy flaw in it is the Martyrdom and Juggernaut perks. These piss everyone off and push people away from COD4. Also another factor that contributes to players hatred is the lack of a host migration system (which Halo 3 has). What I mean is that when someone pussies out in the game and quits and if he is the host the entire match ends and the game is declared a draw. Again this pisses everyone off.

Now to Halo 3. This game also has an excellent multiplayer system with rankings similar to COD4 and with detailed maps. The campaign mode is great if not a bit too short (COD4 shares the same problem), but delivers a twist ending that ensures a future sequel. The best part about this game are the multiplayer maps. Being good at Halo multiplayer ensures that you memorize the locations of weapons and items which allows to strategize in the 15+ maps available to you, which is what makes the overall multiplayer experience enjoyable. However the game isn't without its flaws which COD4 fans turn away from. One is its massive health pools. Many people get pissed off when you drain your whole clip into somebody and they kill you with four shots (BR). This speculates that going against an opponent which has a far better gun than you, you will always lose, something that COD4 doesn't have when you can kill someone with a Scorpion when they have an M60e. That brings me to the next problem, weapons. Halo 3 doesn't have a balanced weapon system especially when some guns take take over 15 shots to kill and others are one shot kills. The bigger weapons have their weaknesses, but those are overshadowed by their speed and power. AS I said before you can kill someone with a Scorpion vs M60e in COD4.

What I have noticed is that those with more of a fast-paced game or realism go toward COD4 and those with a slow-paced game or fantasy go toward Halo 3. However there should not be fighting over who likes what best. I prefer COD4, but also enjoy Halo 3.

II. Tekken VS Street Fighter VS Virtua Fighter

Tekken, SF, and Virtua Fighter have been the H2H fighting genre juggernauts in the past decades. Most prefer Tekken or SF, however there are many people who prefer Virtua fighter over those. But of course someone who likes Tekken over SF or vice versa. Let me try to break it down. I won't include Mortal Kombat or Soul Caliber, because they deal with weapons and I don't include it in this fighting genre.

Tekken is by far the most eclectic of the three featuring characters with the most storylines and interrelations with one another. However when it comes down to it, it is all about the fighting. Tekken's fighting styles reflect those of actual martial arts including some ones made up for the game. Tekken also has the biggest set of moves with each character having over 100 moves. The actual fighting is paced steadily, offering time to set up a strategy, but constricts time to watch your opponent which ultimately stacks up an intense fight. It also incorporates a lag system which disallows an infinite combo when you pop someone up into the air. However Tekken doesn't come without its flaws as the characters themselves don't have a good range of jump attacks. Some characters have balancing issues, mostly with range as some characters can just spam long range attacks at characters who have a relatively short range.

Street Fighter is the biggest juggernaut of the three , mostly because of its fast paced combat and its colorful characters. The fighting styles resemble that of actual martial arts, but twist and distort them, mostly in a good way. And some characters completely ignore human potential. The best thing about SF itself is the actual fighting where every move you make against a character is different than the moves you made against your previous opponent. Also the input commands are the easiest to learn out of the three. Of course there are always flaws. The biggest flaw is definitely balance. Out of the three fighting games this is the worst in balance. Mostly because of again range, but this also incorporates speed and power. Take Tekken for example, King is the most damaging opponent in the game, but is slow and has incredibly difficult input commands. Akuma from SF is highly damaging, but is very fast and has high range. Another bad thing about SF is the amount of spam. Many times you can just tap a certain combo and it will go on forever, although many characters have attacks with lag, but most super combos in SF have none.

Virtua Fight. I can't really say much about Virtua Fighter since I haven't really played it more than a few times, but I can say that it is the most realistic of the three. The most recent games have near perfect copies of the actual fighting style that each character portrays. However it has one major problem. It is just too slow-paced. There are rarely any 3+ plus hit combos and if there are, they are usually meant for characters with fast paced fighting styles like karate or bushido.

Above all it breaks down like this. Those who want a medium-paced fighting game will go for Tekken. Those who want a fast-paced fighting game will go for Street Fighter. Those who want a slow-paced fighting game will go for Virtua Fighter. Another way to break it down is matter of realism, those who prefer a more realistic game will turn to Tekken or Virtua Fighter in favor over Tekken and vice versa. I prefer Tekken.

Above all, a gamers choice of games should not be under the scrutiny of others. Please stop these Game Wars, all you are doing is sacrificing soldiers lives for an unworthy cause.

My tournament players are Jin Kazama and Bryan Fury.

So I'd go with one of them or Paul since she is the easiest to learn, but if you want a challenge be King. I am not so sure of the new characters yet, Joe (or what ever the fatbastards name is) looks promising as he is surprisingly fast, more so than Ganryu or Lei.

Your pick not mine.

Kabal (overall range MK3)
Baraka (close range MKD)
Kenshi (med range MKDA)
Sindel (long range MK3)

The oldies were the best and still are. Now there is an overpopulation of pokemon that need to be managed through thorough exterminations til the first 151 pokemon are left.