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194 Forum Posts by "Swolfx"

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Response to: Who is the sexiest scientist ever? Posted June 27th, 2012 in General

Gordon Freeman = Obvious choice!

Response to: am i a potential serial killer? Posted June 27th, 2012 in General

It's perfectly normal.

The difference is having those thoughts and choosing not to act upon them.

Besides, generally serial killers have a distinct lack of emotion, so the fact that you're worrying about it already significantly reduces the likelihood of you becoming a serial killer.

Response to: bad translator fun! Posted April 13th, 2010 in General

You're a lesbian whore

54 translations

Only Prostitutes

Response to: bad thing for a good one? Posted April 13th, 2010 in General

If you're having a moral dilema over this......you need to get out more

Response to: Google fucking ruined youtube! Posted April 13th, 2010 in General

Get a hotmail acount.....nuff said

Response to: Pick a game character Posted March 9th, 2010 in General

Marcus Fenix

Response to: Can you help me settle an arguement Posted November 17th, 2009 in General

Just needs a little improvement on picture quality IMHO. Your onto a winner though.

Response to: help ! Posted August 17th, 2008 in General

Fap, seriously it'll tire you out and make you fall asleep easily.

Either that or force yourself to dream or listen to music

Hunger cravings? Posted August 17th, 2008 in General

Hey im trying to drop 3 dress sizes in 6 months to get a place in my local theatres next family production (Snow White)

So its not the lead part but i do get dialogue and its going to be really cool if i can get it.

So do any of you know a really good way of killing hunger cravings???

Without being arses
Response to: Stress all nighter... Posted July 31st, 2008 in General
At 7/31/08 04:19 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: If you were really worried you wouldn't be posting on Newgrounds... You'd bein hospital with him.

Been there all day, we get kicked out of the wards at 8pm

Stress all nighter... Posted July 31st, 2008 in General

Ok, so...my dads gone into hospital with a suspected heart attack....my mums sitting on her arse making me do EVERYTHING.....so im going to stay awak until my dad gets back from hospital....(could be a good few days)

How long do you think i'll last until i have a nervous breakdown??

Job Interview Posted July 31st, 2008 in General

I need idea's for smart casual clothes (female) for a job interview.

Response to: what makes gold so important? Posted July 31st, 2008 in General

1) Gold doesnt tarnish....so win win!
2) its pretty....

Response to: Hey, you... Posted July 31st, 2008 in General

'Cool' kids smoke at school, i'm too cool for school so you can shove your cigs up your arse!

Response to: Design my next tattoo Posted July 30th, 2008 in General

Zerostar flame!

Design my next tattoo

Response to: Air Force Test. Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

I win!!

Air Force Test.

Response to: whores or sluts Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

How about a girlfriend?? That way you get all the sex you want and a smaller risk of your cock falling off.

Response to: Best way to shed pounds? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General
At 7/28/08 01:53 PM, fuffman wrote:
i kind of have a personal question for you, how much do you weigh and how tall are you?

5ft 8....15.7 stone

Response to: Best way to shed pounds? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General
At 7/28/08 01:40 PM, Ungar wrote: If there are any girls on the internet, they are fat rejects.

and with muscles big enough to make your cock shrivel!!

if i can find a camera i'll snap a piccy of my arm and show you.

Response to: Best way to shed pounds? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General
At 7/28/08 01:36 PM, fuffman wrote:
At 7/28/08 01:29 PM, WingCommand wrote:
At 7/28/08 01:12 PM, fuffman wrote:
At 7/28/08 01:09 PM, Swolfx wrote: Newgrounds, what is the best way to shed unwanted pounds and get great muscle definition?
i am going to have to disagree with you there. sex is the best way to shed unwanted pounds. and in two hours ten pounds are gone
And If you can't get sex (you ugly fuck), fap your brains out.

I was masturbating last night, and when I finished, there was literally a puddle on my fucking chair.

A puddle of cum :D
hey dill hole, how could a girl jerk off? Any girl can get a guy.
So girl who posed this find a guy and have a good time.

Thank you for being the first person to notice!!! I've got a boyfriend and he enjoys taking me out for meals (hence the weight gain). I play womens football (soccer) but im just not shifting the weight.

How can i stop eating junk food when its soo tasy and i have disposable income!

Response to: Good Cologne? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Adidas and Lynx do some really nice aftershave!

Lynx Africa gets alot of ladies going.

Or try Ben Sherman

Response to: Best song to joyride to? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Joyride you say???

Anything by kid rock

Best way to shed pounds? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Newgrounds, what is the best way to shed unwanted pounds and get great muscle definition?

Response to: Ordered a ps3 Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

You are awesome for owning MGS4!!!

Save up and buy a second hand one from a console stockist, at least that way it'll be reduced in price AND it'll work.

Response to: Soft Drink Experimentsit Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Vanillia Coke FTW!!!

And dude seriously NO DIFFERENCE between Coke Zero and Diet Coke

Response to: Worst movie ever? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Mortal Kombat

Response to: Taking the third option. Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Whilst you do have a good point, if people are going to insist their better than other people then there are going to be arguments.

Response to: Batman sequel? Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

There were rumors on the news over the sea's that IF there is a sequal the joker was going to be played by different people like jim carey and other actors in tribute to heath ledger.

Response to: interactiveness.. . Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Try asking the flash forum...they'll probably know and you wont get sarcky answers from them.

GL interactive desktoops are awesome!

Response to: Pokémon Cards Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

I'm really hoping you're lying.

Pokemon is a game and should be treated as such. It is not a way of life and you should not steal kids decks because they beat you.

Seriously, dont advertise this kind of thing on NG.

Karma is out to get you.

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