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1) My Pen name is "Nocturnal Turmoil" (Some of my writings are credited to Harmonic Revelations, a username I've used before. Same with Suprememessage. Both DeviantArt accounts I am linking to belong to me, I'd prefer not to be called by either name, however, as all my new work will be penned under the previously mentioned name, Nocturnal Turmoil)

2) I prefer short stories and poetry.

3)
Together (Short story, Drama, Finished)

Don't you Remember (Poem, Horror, Finished)

Halloween Collab 2013 (One of my stories is featured in it, horror, short story)

-Protocol 0 (Novel, Sci-Fi, Cancelled, was about 50% complete)

-Various other works that are unreleased at the moment.

4)

My strengths:

-Attention to detail

-Factual accuracy (I understand completely the things I write about)

-Unique Concepts

Weaknesses:

-Making sympathetic Protagonists

-Using figurative language well

I'm sure many of you have had people who wronged you or just plain old pissed you off. My question to you, Newgrounds, is how you went about getting revenge. If you haven't actually gotten revenge, I'm curious about how you would do so, assuming you could.

Here's my personal example;

My father was a misogynistic asshole. He was about fifty or so during my teenage years and he would pick up women in their twenties. He was fairly strong because he was US Infantry and loved doing things like lifting weights. He could do one armed push-ups even though he was a heavy drinker and a chain smoker. He was incredibly racist too (Threatened to de-own my sister for dating a black man and refused to acknowledge my niece, who is partially black).

He was kind of a manipulative dick, too, he would often use sob stories to make people feel bad for him and give him free things.

Over all, the only person I don't think he mistreated was me, and that's probably because of how much of a physical and mental resemblance I bear towards him (Mind you, if you think I'm stupid, my father has more limbs than IQ points, by comparison).

He would always say that he was a good person just because he was in the military, but I disagree. Plenty of bad people wear military garb.

Over all he was a bad person who would push anybody down to climb up himself.

When he died, I sold all of his personal belongings instead of keeping them, as he insisted I do in his will.

So, what about you NG, what did/would you do for revenge?

At 6/15/14 08:11 AM, timbox129 wrote: Please don't ban me. I do not molest any children, cartoon or not.

Therefore, I am a good person.

If your only requirement to consider somebody a good person is that they don't molest children, you're setting your bar pretty low, to be honest.

Put your niece down.

No, I hate kids, whether or not they're fictional.

I eat a varied diet. One of my friends is a hunter so I eat venison quite a bit (Venison burgers are better than beef burgers, in my opinion). Chicken is also popular in my household. When it comes to beef, I usually only eat it in steak form.

When it comes to vegetables, I usually eat spinach, potatoes and broccoli. I am also partial to corn and cabbage but I eat them less often.

Usually I don't eat desert, but I keep stocked on high-sugar foods due to my Diabetes, just in case my blood glucose falls dangerously low and I need to raise it quickly. Thus, it isn't uncommon to find candy in my house, although I rarely eat it.

Very recently I've started drinking energy drinks like water to break my coffee addiction (My options are limited due to aforementioned Diabetes, so I choose Monster Ultra Zero, simply due to it's low carbohydrates and lack of sugars.)

Also, I'm not Diabetic because I'm fat, before you even imply it, I'm not, I have Type 1. Type 1 is genetic, Type 2 is caused by diet.

I noticed this trend quite a long time ago, and it's the sole reason I rarely post at all anymore.

It was based on the Creepypasta Psychosis, and before you ask, I checked, I'm fairly sure the game isn't titled "Psychosis".

I really liked it and am trying to find it.

At 5/3/14 11:48 PM, Acid wrote:

At 5/3/14 06:52 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 5/3/14 04:07 PM, nanocon wrote:

At 5/3/14 01:12 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Could you be more specific on the name?

You mean this? This tut might help.

sorry its avg safe search sorry for the typo its that stupid search site that has a virus that if downloaded makes it your default search engine avg and sets your new tab home to avg no matter what you do it is seriously annoying

AVG Safe Search isn't a "stupid virus site", it's actually a search engine that runs with AVG Anti-Virus, and actually is, as it's title suggests, completely safe. Do you have AVG Anti-Virus Software installed?

No, it is not harmless. It's a trojan and it's hard to remove.

I removed it by using software called REVO uninstaller. To remove it you must first uninstall it from the web browsers that are compromised. Then use revo-uninstaller to uninstall it from your Program Files. Revo will use the toolbar's uninstall, plus it will remove files and registries associated with the toolbar. Then search your computer for files with 'AVG' in the title and delete every file (I don't think this step is required, but it's what I did).

If you're talking about when it got hijacked in early 2013, yes, then it could be considered one. However, it is not a virus in and of itself and it's an optional install when you are getting AVG-related products. It prompts you, asking you if you want to install it. It doesn't install automatically, but the option not to install it is easy to miss. It's hard to uninstall, but that's not because it isn't safe.

At 5/3/14 04:07 PM, nanocon wrote:

At 5/3/14 01:12 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Could you be more specific on the name?

You mean this? This tut might help.

sorry its avg safe search sorry for the typo its that stupid search site that has a virus that if downloaded makes it your default search engine avg and sets your new tab home to avg no matter what you do it is seriously annoying

AVG Safe Search isn't a "stupid virus site", it's actually a search engine that runs with AVG Anti-Virus, and actually is, as it's title suggests, completely safe. Do you have AVG Anti-Virus Software installed?

They won't likely kick your ass but I can almost guarantee they're going to mock and insult you, whether to your face or behind your back.

At 5/2/14 10:32 PM, Loki wrote: They should cancel that show and put all the bronies in concentration camps.

I can't go to a concentration camp. I have ADHD, so I'm not highly enough qualified.

The only reason him being a brony is mentioned is because "Sex Offender tries to Abduct child" isn't as interesting of a title. Being a brony is completely irrelevant to what happened. Even if it wasn't, it was a convention that wasn't intended for children, and also, where were her parents in all of this?

Could have hung out with real life friends but decided that sleeping until noon and then posting on Newgrounds was better.

I'm awful at remembering names, but pretty much anybody who was here when I signed up that isn't now.

At 4/24/14 11:27 PM, MontosBonos wrote:

At 4/24/14 11:21 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 4/24/14 11:15 PM, MontosBonos wrote:

At 4/24/14 11:11 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Try to disconnect 127.0.0.1, it will work immediately.

What's that?

open command prompt, type ipconfig /release

You're lying

No they aren't, it will work.

At 4/24/14 07:24 PM, Asandir wrote: stays there for the shortest time to get replaced with shoddy parodies with tits. That dreadfully slow paced thing in particular stayed for weeks in favor of better stuff.

Don't undersell the importance of tits.

The best way to increase the chance of surviving a heart attack is to learn heart defense.

Black jelly beans are the best jelly beans.

I would be more attractive if I wasn't me.

If you made the thread you want to remove, PM the mods and ask them to remove it.

If you didn't make the thread, your only option is to do nothing and move on with your life.

OP, I'm not sure if you're being intentionally stupid or not, but being a marine doesnot guarantee you will use a large weapon of any sort. Being in the police force doesn't mean you can't have a boring job either, and a lot of it is likely to be desk work.

At 4/22/14 10:26 PM, StorybookSeven wrote:

I can't believe I just wasted 20 minutes on that game.

I can believe it. Mostly because you just explicitly stated it.

At 4/22/14 09:05 PM, Scintillating wrote:

At 4/22/14 08:16 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Pfft, OP, just read several hundred books in a day to raise your intelligence points to 300 and you'll make more than that in just an hour.

That's not the way intelligence works

Yes it is.

At 4/22/14 08:29 PM, Richard wrote:

At 4/22/14 08:21 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
The first amendment is meant to protect your ability to express yourself, not protect you from the consequences of whatever stupid shit it is you decide to use your freedom to express.

The 1st amendment only protects you from the abuse of the government in the use of the first amendment. It is important to point out this difference. It is why we have rules on this forum against racism and using the word "faggot" or "nigg*r"

That is almost exactly what I said. That it protects the right to say it, because the government can't stop you, but it doesn't protect you from backlash from people who might not agree with you.

"You are a super sexy hunk who has an 11 inch penis... AROUND... think about it."

At 4/22/14 08:28 PM, Addict wrote:

At 4/22/14 08:24 PM, Suprememessage wrote: You are getting rejected by one of the least popular users on the forums, which is fitting, considering you were also kicked out of Alcoholics Anonymous.

this entire post confuses me

i have no knowledge of ever being associated with that club, either

Let me dissect it piece by piece.

I'm a dumbass but I still look down on you.

Also, your username is Addict, and I was poking fun at it.

Thanks for playing. Here's your ribbon.

Try uploading your signature to an image hosting site and tell me if it appears transparent that way. It would be a good way to figure out if the problem is your fault or the site's.

At 4/22/14 08:18 PM, Addict wrote:

At 4/22/14 01:27 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

- Cancer is more pleasurable than the thought of your existence

- You are the one grape in each bag of grapes that never got to be a fully grown grape

- The number of letters in your username is not divisible by 3

You are getting rejected by one of the least popular users on the forums, which is fitting, considering you were also kicked out of Alcoholics Anonymous.

At 4/22/14 08:20 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I'll reiterate what has already been posted here earlier: it's still up.

The site attracts the worst types of people. However, the government shutting them down could send a dangerous precedent. Even if they are a hate site, they are protected by the 1st Amendment to spew that hate. They're already closely watched by places like the Southern Poverty Law Center and should continue to be. I have a feeling they're going to continue to stick around.

The first amendment is meant to protect your ability to express yourself, not protect you from the consequences of whatever stupid shit it is you decide to use your freedom to express.