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My face is ready.

Just let me cover my face in HIV infected blood first.

I don't know much about eating butts, ask Jeffrey Dahmer.

It would be easier for tall people to suck my dick, I think.

At 8/8/14 01:57 PM, Otto wrote:

At 8/8/14 01:47 PM, Avery wrote:

Yes I suppose there is. It seems I am the only one in this place who finds the OP's attitude pretty repugnant, as well as his choice of illustrations.

Nah, I feel just about the same as you on this.

What is your favorite candy that isn't really often talked about?

For me it would be Chick-O-Sticks, they're peanut butter coconut candy that are crunchy and they've been making them since the Great Depression, but they haven't really achieved much fame.

What is your favorite candy that's underappreciated?

At 8/7/14 06:32 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 8/7/14 05:13 PM, Wongoof wrote: Before you find pleasure, you must experience pain.

Pleasure through pain.

Whatever you say Pleasurebringer.

At 8/7/14 04:46 PM, BoobMarley wrote:

No, they will try to argue with you about why a katana is better than a chainsaw, and how you're an ignorant retard for your choice of weapon. They will spewing this very sentence, "Ugh, fucking idiot a chainsaw would do nothing in a real fight, cause you see -" right up to and during the point you have lodged your chainsaw into their guts and have severed their spine.

Their last words would be, "But... but, this isn't how it happens in my fanfic. Sonic, why have you forsaken me?..."

It would take at least fifteen minutes to cut through the cheeto dust they're covered in, but otherwise accurate.

When it comes to making good topics and posts, there are two rules that come to mind you should always remember, young grasshopper.

-Don't post any images from your goreporn folder.

-Worship Suprememessage, they are your lord and savior

If you chase them with a chainsaw they may have sufficient motivation to actually start running.

search the world for treasure, learn science technology? Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea? Where can you learn to fly, playing sports or skin-dive, study oceanography? Sign up for the big band, or stand in the grandstand when your team and others meet?

So that nobody expects it when you slit their throat.

He'd probably try to make a bullshit post saying he won a gang war to get that stab wound.

TV is obsolete. The internet fully replaces the need for it in it's entirety.

Causing blunt force trauma is a gift that keeps on giving. It will keep her quiet, well-behaved and submissive.

I am too busy to watch livestreams anyway. I'm sure anything worth seeing will be recorded by at least one person watching before it's taken down anyway.

You can't rettcon like this, at least give him an intricate sex change plot, Marvel.

If you consider me a reg, 15.

Suprememessage

At 7/15/14 12:40 PM, Jester wrote:

Yeah nah that doesn't do anything for me humor-wise; when it's a sentient creature speaking to a machine that always behaves uniformly, you're essentially just alone playing a game against nobody. It's like filling a Mad Libs sheet with swear words and then reading it and laughing about it to yourself.

Perhaps I'm just easily amused.

At 7/15/14 12:15 PM, Jester wrote: I can't imagine any sort of witty response that's funny or interesting in retrospect when aimed at a mindless program, so no

Once I told a spam bot that I was going to smash them to pieces with the crushed hopes and dream of orphans, and their response was "Thank you, I appreciate your help!"

Do you ever do this?

Sometimes I sarcastically respond to spam bots or scammers because it makes for a funny story to tell later or a clever screenshot, other times I do it because it's simply fun to see how well the bot was programmed or how long the scammer will try to convince me they're legitimate before giving up.

I know that sometimes doing this can make an interesting turnout and other times it won't; do you have any stories about this?

I know from all your posts I've seen that you're trying far too hard to be funny when you simply aren't.

I J-Walk because my town was designed by an idiot. We don't have crossing signals, or even traffic lights at most of our crosswalks, so it's just about as safe as walking in the middle of street anywhere.

Luckily I live in a small town where people are nice enough to stop for you if they see you standing there waiting to cross.

At 7/14/14 08:44 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 7/14/14 05:34 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I haven't slept in well over fifty hours, mostly due to the need to complete work and such. In that time I've consumed two cans of Monster. Not a lot, I think.

How the fuck is it even possible to be awake that long? I have enough trouble staying awake 24 hours, let alone 50.

I don't know, it just comes naturally for me. Practice maybe?

At 7/14/14 09:08 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 7/14/14 05:38 PM, Piggler wrote: You should probably sleep though, around the 72 hour mark is where stuff starts getting weird.

I seriously need to try not sleeping for over a week.

I want to see what happens.

If you don't sleep for over a week you die. You can longer without eating or drinking than you can without sleeping.

(This is not a joke thread, I'd appreciate serious responses since I'm actually a bit worried. Plus I'm tired so I won't pick up on your 'cleverness')

I haven't slept in well over fifty hours, mostly due to the need to complete work and such. In that time I've consumed two cans of Monster. Not a lot, I think.

I decided that to pick up some groceries I would walk to the store since it's less than a mile away. On my way over there, my vision blurs for a moment and I feel pain all over. It felt like I was hit by a flashbang grenade in that I was stunned and felt completely paralyzed for a moment.

It surely took only around a second, and just as soon as it started, it stopped.

Has this kind of thing ever happened to you guys? What could have happened?

At 6/16/14 07:00 PM, Ron-Geno wrote:

At 6/15/14 10:56 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 6/15/14 07:33 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: What, the part about your dead dad?
I read that shit.

Then why do you expect me to commit more revenge?

It's more likely you are.
I mean, shit. Against your dad?

Who would you not seek vengeance against after that?

I've never known anyone who deserved pain as much as him, so I've had no reason to seek revenge.

At 6/15/14 07:33 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: What, the part about your dead dad?
I read that shit.

Then why do you expect me to commit more revenge?

I think they're talking about the magical set of words that entitle them to every valuable you own when you get divorced.

At 6/15/14 01:02 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: Best Revenge: shrug it off because what that person did doesn't affect you. They have no power in your life.

People with their revenge and their confession bear shit revenge stories
don't realize that at that moment
they are the weakest pieces of shit on the planet...

But if you want to waste your time on payback shit, go for it OP
meanwhile, everyone else will be enjoying their life
including the person you'll plotting against because they probably don't give a fuck about you.

Just my two cents.

My revenge happened in the past, but I guess you'd know that if you read anything other than the title of the thread.

At 6/15/14 08:54 AM, EpicGamingFantasy wrote: Revenge? Instead of telling him into his face what a piece of shit he actually is to his environment, you wait for him to die, do the opposite of what you had been asked to do and out of all the things you potentially have done to him, you consider that action to be your revenge and nothing else?

A'right. That hardly resembles an act of revenge in my opinion, it's much more a form of despicable self satisfaction. He's dead.

I for myself am terrible at taking revenge ... it mostentimes does more harm than good to me, lol.

Well, keep in mind he was a muscular man I'm a wimp, and I was fairly terrified that if I told him what a piece of shit he was that he would injure me in some way.