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If we're going by which one I use most often, food.

Yes, food is a drug since a general definition of drug is anything you put into your body to purposefully change it's chemical content.

At 8/14/14 11:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I made him eviler.

I made him evilest.

Cocaine.

At 8/14/14 11:03 PM, Letiger wrote:

At 8/14/14 09:52 PM, Suprememessage wrote: FUDGE ALL YOU MONKEY-LOVING SACKS OF SHITAKI MUSHROOMS!

Yeah. No.

I mean, is there really a point to "no cussing" if you're just going to substitute words like that? We all know what you mean by them, so what's the point?

I fucking agree. These cunts need to calm their fucking shit and remain civil, we have always sworn, and these bitches need to know WE ALWAYS FUCKING WILL DO THAT SHIT!

The ones that haven't been thought of yet.

I'll give it a shot.

FUDGE ALL YOU MONKEY-LOVING SACKS OF SHITAKI MUSHROOMS!

Yeah. No.

That is why I spend ninety percent of my time on hard core porn sites, just to avoid the softies.

Block the air filters to the garage.

At 8/14/14 08:25 PM, horsenwelles wrote:

conceptualism isn't saying concepts are products of matter. its saying they are physically existing beings and have extents to which they work, thus affecting physical objects and furthering their existence. its not exactly materialism, though it does allow for materialism in its concept list if you will.

Basically your philosophy is a more overarching version of 'If you believe in the fairies, they'll live!" and then everybody cheers until the actor dressed as a fairy princess or whatever stands back up?

At 8/14/14 08:16 PM, donglepuss wrote:

At 8/14/14 08:14 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 8/14/14 04:19 PM, horsenwelles wrote:

so i do think people deserve some things.

That was a joke.

But on a serious note, if Narcissism counts as a philosophy, that's mine.

....thats more like a psychosis......

Just because all of my actions and thoughts are self-serving doesn't mean there' something wrong with me.

At 8/14/14 04:19 PM, horsenwelles wrote:

so i do think people deserve some things.

That was a joke.

But on a serious note, if Narcissism counts as a philosophy, that's mine.

Socialist Nihilism.

Everybody deserves to have absolutely nothing.

I don't care about the site's main aesthetics, I just want the profile banner back.

When a horse fucks a horse, it's acceptable, but when bronies do, it isn't.

Fuck this double standard world.

At 8/13/14 09:46 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 8/13/14 09:33 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 8/13/14 09:44 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

That was the first of two lists.

Now what are the top five most important things to you?

From most important to least important:

1.) Pornography
2.) Murder of the innocent
3.) Newgrounds
4.) Being a lazy fuck
5.) Ponies

Let's give it a shot.

5 AM: Woke up
9 AM: Clocked into work
12 AM: Re-engaged the US in military contact in Iraq
4 PM: Open-casket funeral for my pet rock (And some jerk called the funeral stupid)
4:30 PM: Open-casket funeral for the jerk who called my pet rock's funeral stupid.
7 PM: Running from police
9 PM: The Second Moon Landing
11 PM: Went to bed
12 PM: Escaped Freddy Krueger

I hope this has been eye opening for you all.

I got nausea just from thinking about what that would actually taste like. Ketchup does not belong on pasta.

I think that instead of adding higher stickers, we should just auto-ban everybody who doesn't throw money at Tom.

[Insert any moderator here]

Come at me.

You got the job. Welcome aboard.

Not really.

At 8/11/14 02:53 AM, Kwing wrote:

Murder everyone with a million dollars and you'll solve a significant amount of problems. Murder ALL people and you'll solve ALL problems.

The only reason that would never work is that we can't trust the last person on Earth to kill themselves.

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Also, I enjoy MLP so people to try to oppress me but I really don't give a fuck. Does that count?

No.

OP, if it makes you feel better, you're the user of the day in the place my heart should be.

fuck?

For me it would be this one.

Discuss.

I'd relax and enjoy it because I'm not hard core enough to fight back.

Don't lie, none of you fuckers are badass enough to fight back.

That you're a hetereosexual.

Congrats OP.

I like some Creepypastas. I almost always write mine in a second person perspective so that you know it's not going to be a cliche'd 'AND THEN HE DIED' kind of thing. Plus it's just my preferred style of writing.

When it comes to reading creepy things online, I've been becoming more and more of a fan of SCP, something about the professional style of writing makes it feel somehow more frightening.

I am a fan of Markiplier, but like was said, post it in the animation forum and upload it to Newgrounds in order to get a good response.

Listening to Justin Bieber fans long enough gives me a strange addiction to drinking bleach. What a coincidence.

At 8/9/14 09:04 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Chic-o-sticks, Zero, Cotton candy

My three favorite candies.

Marry me, SCTE3. It's destiny.