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Winchester 1897. I enjoy a powerful woman who can hold her own.

SR-3 Vihkr. That ass.

M29 Satan. My dream gun. Just...holy shit.

AS-VAL. Russian women have a certain appeal to them, you know?

Pepperoni.

The more likely reason behind that is that the government is recording your thoughts and using them to conspire against you, OP.

At 9/9/14 05:30 AM, Cabbster wrote:

At 8/31/14 11:59 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I don't know as I am not female, but as a guy I prefer large women.

all of a sudden i am inclined to agree with this standpoint.

not like in real life, though.

We should share porn folders sometime.

At 9/5/14 10:43 AM, DM692 wrote: It sounds a lot like anxiety/stress. I don't mean to pry, but have you been under a lot of pressure lately?

Yeah, between school starting back up and financial troubles I'd say I'm under a bit of stress.

If she can't read she wouldn't know that it looks like "Snuop".

OP, get the fuck out.

You act like reviews are meant to be a punishment.

Quite to the contrary, they are meant to give you room to improve, they are a blessing.

At 9/1/14 07:45 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 9/1/14 01:03 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 8/31/14 10:27 PM, NGPulp wrote: Have you told them of these thoughts?
Must be why they don't want to hang out anymore.

That makes no sense, I only started having the thoughts after they stopped talking to me. How would I tell them about thoughts I haven't had yet?

Oh. Well, that's strange.

Have you considered that you've faded away because you don't hang out with them as much?
Maybe they think you're not as fun as you used to be or something.

still think this is a joke thread, though.

Again, this is not a joke thread. I am thinking that maybe your suggestion is correct, as I haven't been acting the way I usually do.

I was looking around on Google to see if the kind of thing I'm experiencing happens to other people,and although I can't remember the exact name there is a mental illness with the effects I'm experiencing as symptoms.

At 8/31/14 10:27 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/31/14 03:15 PM, Suprememessage wrote: ...all of your friends have been replaced by duplicates? Or maybe that they're just being tugged around like marionettes on strings by some unseen puppet master?

Well, you have your answer as to why they've been dodging you.

Have you told them of these thoughts?
Must be why they don't want to hang out anymore.

That makes no sense, I only started having the thoughts after they stopped talking to me. How would I tell them about thoughts I haven't had yet?

I deposit whenever I have spare time, but it's not part of my routine like it was when I first joined. I guess it's because when I was inexperienced level felt special but then I realized nobody gives a fuck.

As mentioned, they tell you this so they have privacy to engage in primal ball-slapping mating that has been proudly practiced since the beginning of our species.

I am such many an anime expert than that you can smell the cheeto dust on my plaid shirt from miles away.

I don't know as I am not female, but as a guy I prefer large women.

...all of your friends have been replaced by duplicates? Or maybe that they're just being tugged around like marionettes on strings by some unseen puppet master?

All of them are busy in ways that make me feel like it's orchestrated somehow, for example they're all busy at similar times. And when talking to them, I don't feel like they are acting like themselves. I am tense and can't relax around people I am used to spending all day around.

I am getting pretty wary and I'm incredibly worried that maybe I'm actually onto something, however unlikely that may be. If I disappear or something I guess you guys know why.

I seriously have that feeling and I'm hoping that someone here can relate in some way to that.

And no, this is not a joke thread. I really feel this way and don't know what to do about it.

Tell them that if they don't listen to you they will burn for all eternity, it's a tried and true lie.

At 8/31/14 10:09 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 8/31/14 09:38 AM, Suprememessage wrote: I hate the smell of stinky feet, even though I have a foot fetish.

Also, on a side note, I can't eat Doritos because their smell reminds me of that of dirty feet a lot.

The horrible odor of feet can turn you away from feet for good and cure your foot fetish.

I'll try that and get back to you.

I hate the smell of stinky feet, even though I have a foot fetish.

Also, on a side note, I can't eat Doritos because their smell reminds me of that of dirty feet a lot.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Essentially, you're paying an infinite price for something of limited value, and there are always other ways to solve your problems that aren't so costly to you and those around you.

I think that way about the future of humanity, as, all things considered, natural selection applies to our current situation.

Natural selection is brought on by, among other things, competition, and there is no lack of fighting for resources in our day and age, and that fighting will only grow larger in scale as our population expands. Eventually, the world we know will collapse because we will have run out of valuable resources.

For example, it is estimated that by the year 2050, all of the southern US will be in a permenant state of drought. This will not make it any easier to support, say, countries in Africa already dealing with the plights of a lack of water.

It is my theory that the country with the most advanced weapons and the largest supply of water will be, if not the only country standing, the most powerful one in the world once we all run out of gasoline and water. Fighting will imminently break out as nations struggle to defend their homeland and take what they need from others who happen to have it, and they will do so by intimidation, and if that doesn't work, force.

This is all laid out by the fact we are, even considering the fact we are so advanced, just basic animals with instincts that drive us. The urge to protect ourselves no matter the price will rise up and we will do what we can to hold on to a fleeting sense of sustainability that has long since passed us by. Our own planet is being destroyed, and we have nowhere else to go. We didn't invest in anything like permanent off-planet settlements so our only options are fight and die. There is no or about it, humanity will end, and it's because we've all been betrayed by the selfishness we call instinct. instinct has led us to waste not only our resources, but our future.

Families will humbly cling to their beliefs in hope and salvation even while their cities crumble as atomic weapons fall from the sky and invading armies plunder their land, but find their enemies' lands to be just as desolate and scarcely populated as their own. But if there's one thing about humanity it's that I know we won't stop our pointless fighting. I am sure that the last human to die, the very last one, will do so with a gun in his hand. The eons will then try to wash away the damage we've done but our mark has been left, causing the extinctions of thousands of species even in present day. If this is what we wanted, congratulations, humanity.

The future is a thing of the past, my friends, and there's no way to bring it back.

At 8/31/14 01:10 AM, Gontronic wrote:

At 8/31/14 01:07 AM, Suprememessage wrote: I love equality. All humans are equally worthless. Kill all of the fuckers, I say.

You go first, buddy. :)

We should all go together.

TAKE MY HAND, AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR. WOOOoOoo, WE'RE HALF WAY THERE, WOOOoooAH, LIVING ON A PRAYER

I love equality. All humans are equally worthless. Kill all of the fuckers, I say.

The only way you can get laid via Newgrounds is if you have the webpage open while you impale your monitor with your lonely cock.

Anything that happened before this year.

I bring the whips and the chains myself.

Before I know the person's name.

In your imagination. You just have to believe hard enough.

My doctor calls it Schizophrenia, I call it innovation.

At 8/16/14 12:18 AM, CiviLies wrote:

At 8/16/14 12:10 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Racist is an adjective that applies to the person, not the things they do.

Why can't it describe the things they do?

Because racism is all about your beliefs and intentions. Things can be insensitive and politically incorrect, but they can't be racist since racism is a belief.

Racist is an adjective that applies to the person, not the things they do.

At 8/15/14 12:50 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/15/14 12:42 AM, Chdonga wrote: And you're about to get another trap on your penis~

Nice name, chdonga.

I'm going to brutalize your cock with a cheese grater.

It depends what you're judging them for.

Say, judging somebody because they like something different than you, or have different values, is bad.

Judging somebody because they're a serial killer or they abuse children is good, because that's how we get justice.

At 8/15/14 12:33 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/15/14 12:27 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 8/14/14 11:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I made him eviler.

I made him evilest.

Where's the picture?

Scroll up, it's earlier in the thread.

It was one of the first responses.