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At 11/11/14 08:19 PM, MMHM wrote: Devastated you missed the pun, but thankful that you've solved two problems. Dinner time, and Grandmother.

I noticed the pun but I'm dead inside.

When I first joined I posted like twelve times a day and everybody thought I was a fucking idiot, and then I took a break for a few years, and now that I'm at least semi-respected, I can't seem to get back into posting regularly.

Life's a bitch.

At 11/11/14 08:11 PM, MMHM wrote: Pray tell, how does one stumble upon such a recipe?

I'd assume somebody with trench foot was making stew in one of those ground kettles and accidentally got some of themselves in it, before noticing how delicious that made it.

I'm poor so I only shop for clothing once every few years and always buy a few sizes too large.

I have about seven casual outfits and one dress outfit, except for shoes, as I only own one pair of sneakers and one pair of boots.

Does anybody else here love this classic dish?

For those of you unaware, it's a classic recipe, it's very similar to chicken soup except instead of chicken it is the sloughed off flesh of a trench foot victim. I know, I know, this sounds vile at first, but it's texture is very similar to a mushroom mixed with the kind of steak that melts in your mouth. The taste is a pungent but pleasant mix of the regular delicacy of human flesh, but with the added bonus of it being aged like a fine wine and a bit moist. Of course, first you'd notice the aroma, it makes me drool just thinking about it.

When I was younger, my grandma used to make it for me all the time, she knew it was my favorite. In her day it used to be much easier to obtain the ingredients, but in this day you can still grow your own, quite easily if you have a dirt floor basement. Just tie somebody down and flood it to about calf height and let them sit there for months.

Does anybody else enjoy this meal as much as I do, and does anybody have any variations or twists on the recipe?

I don't think a song about "big titties and ass too" has any deeper meaning than any other of that trash, regardless of their distasteful use of hateful imagery (Which I'm actually okay with, although I don't find it fitting for such a trashy song).

I live in a smaller town so I can't vouch for the usefulness of public transportation, but if you find yourself standing at a bus stop with other people, set them on fire, preferably the fattest one first as they will burn the longest. Then once the bus pulls up, step inside and set everybody there on fire, too.

Nonconventional wisdom.

Wait did you just claim WWII was the1740s?

Lay off the drugs, Monster-64.

Bronies would have a secret base on the moon.

I failed on November second.

I tried.

I wish Clara would suckme.

Tobacco causes death.

I hate all of you, smoke more and die painfully. <3

I prefer non-tobacco products to smoke if you catch my drift.

I'm just kidding, you know I love you.

At 11/10/14 05:30 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: There is an interesting dichotomy between atheist-Bolshevism and Islam. Both seek to create a world wide empire, and both see any means to an end as justifiable. Bertrand Russel noted this, but I forgot the quote

Atheist extremist terror groups don't happen (At least as on as large a scale, as, say, ISIS.)

At 11/10/14 04:59 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 11/10/14 04:40 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 11/10/14 04:37 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

I don't think I'll be murdered by a brony anytime soon .

Oh, I'll find you, and I will change that.

fight me ill wreck you into two pieces

Two piece suits are actually pretty nice.

Congratulations, Islamic extremists have resorted to the equivalent of 'NO GIRLS ALLOW3D" signs for their control. Fucking neckbeards are who are putting up the posters from the looks of it, I'd be able to kick his ass no problem.

Had to censor some of this for you guys, so the kiddies don't get offended.

Don't judge, gts is far from the weirdest fetish somebody has on NG. (Hell, it's not even the weirdest one I have.)

At 11/10/14 04:37 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

I don't think I'll be murdered by a brony anytime soon .

Oh, I'll find you, and I will change that.

My cousin died last Wednesday so I can relate.

Give it time.

Or experience something even worse to distract yourself from it.

Alt + F

Suprememessage.

Only result is my username at the top of the page. ;~;

Amaranthus.
Asandir.
Slint.
SCTE3.
Poinl.
Piggler.
Ragnarokia.

Probably more I can't remember because I'm a fucking idiot.

At 11/10/14 03:58 PM, Zachary wrote:

The absolute ESSENCE of the deep web. A place where most can barely stomach more than a few scrolls of the mouse wheel before their stomach churns and they are forced to close the page. The jig is up Sevkat.

How can Sev close the page when they're too busy touching themselves to all the Asian transgender porn?

It doesn't add up.

At 11/9/14 01:13 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

Anyone else who would like such a feeling at this cold time of year?

At Bronycon I always get covered in generic warm sticky fluid so I don't know what it's like to live such a peasant life without that.

At 10/31/14 09:53 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 10/31/14 09:51 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Punk bitch calling me out, you wanna throw hands m8?!

I got your back Supreme this guy ain't nothing scary, I'll hold him while you stomp.

Ai m8, let's wreck this aboo cunt, crikey. This is a real class-act throwdown this is.

My favorite extension is my retractable vibrator.

Gex, Timesplitters, Halo, Morrowind.

At 10/31/14 09:32 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 10/31/14 09:22 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

You whore.

If you don't want in on the orgy, that's your own problem, man.

I don't want to catch something, is that so wrong? Besides, too many dicks will spoil the poon.

But your list had more dicks than poontang, you hypocrit.

OP has a point, this does look stupid, and that's why it's a common way to type.

Better fap fast for the last two and a half hours before this ball gets rolling.

At 10/31/14 09:23 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I believe in having a solid relationship before partaking in sexual intercourse.

I'll just fuck myself mmkay.

Them being unconscious doesn't mean they're in a solid relationship with you.

An anti-personnel mine.

At 10/31/14 09:21 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 10/31/14 09:20 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Natick, Boomstick, Amaranthus, Tom Fulp, Asandir, TurkeyonaStick, SCTE3, Piggler (Is he even still around?), IdiotFinder, Suprememessage, EyeLovePoozy, poinl.

You whore.

If you don't want in on the orgy, that's your own problem, man.