Hello, I am in a very desperate time. Today, my life has come to an abrupt end. My wacom tablet broke. It was all I had to live for and without it I might as well be crippled from the neck down. I was going to buy one of those shiny new Cintiq 12wx tablets but I remembered that I do not have a paying job. I am so occupied with reading the NGBBS and racking up my blam and protection points(this of course being a full time job). I barely have any time for my favorite hobby, that being clicking as many NG ads as I possibly can and submitting quality video game parodies in the portal. What I ask for you is maybe a small job in the NG office where I can personally can suck Tom Fulp's dick for $8 an hour to go towards the tablet. This way I get to work and stay close to NG at the same time. I personally hate oral, but I am willing to continue this until I have worked the retail value of a Cintiq 12wx. You can even buy the tablet directly from wacom and keep the difference from the retail value I give you. Please keep this in mind and consider it, for one of your dedicated users are going through a serious time of need.