For some reason by the topic title I thought we would be discussing a realy awful weezer song, but its just about a shy man whos best friend was his personal computer named roofus and his midly autistic grandfather. Oh well, this things don't happen every week.

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Maybe like: Myspace Death Toll: 174 Suicides: 28 Murderers: 10 AND STILL GROWING!!!!

A little off topic but i only thought that jloveb and a few other people were the only dead ones, but I did a google search for dead myspace users and a came upon pages of newspapers articles ful of suicides and 14 year old girls raped then dumped on the side of the road or buried behind a barn. Its only a matter of time before myspace is sued and shut down. When that happens, the world will become a better place for everyone.

Thats the dumbest thing I've ever seen. For some reason I doubt the audience that they're trying to apeal to will like the game becuase bomberman isn't decaptating or blowing faces off with a sawed off shotgun.

"Sorry I came home late mom. Some old lady cut me off at the stop sign, so in a fit of road rage I took my shotgun from under my seat, went to the window, blew her face off, set her car on fire, and then roundhouse kicked any witnesses in the face. I would say I won't do it again, but I couldn't make promises like that."

Thats rediculous! Someone writing how they think a song is played for free for other people is illegal? They are out of control...

I agree, this board has definitly gone down hill, I don't think there is anything we can do though.

I got Aragorn.. I don't think this test works all that great.

No a fleshlight is very different from a flashlight...

I'd get Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume 4

I agree. I also don't think this early of a release wil help xbox 360 in the long run.

At 12/2/05 10:59 AM, 7optic wrote:

Battle Field 2, CSS

Battlefield is FPS where you get to use modern day weapons and vehicles and the maps are in present day and are nice. Counterstrike is an great online mulitplayer fps, again it uses modern day weapons, and the maps are great.

I'd also recomend Medal of Honor (You could probably get it for 10 dollars) or Call of Duty 2

Something funny about dating sites is that 2/3 of the people that get married on internet dating sites and get autistic kids. See most computer designers or coders have actualy mild autism- that explains there low social skills and ability to work in the office to unholy hours of the night. Well when these people give up on finding a "soulmate" in the real world they look to the internet. The problem with this is everyone usualy goes for the person of the opposite sex who is exactly like them. Chances are a computer "geek" goes with another "geek." Both are midly autisitic, and when they have kids, they have fullblown autistic kids.

^I have no clue if the above is true I just remember reading about it on the rotten library and thought it would be funny to include in this topic.

Is this real? If so I'd like to get myself one.

I'd check out some Albert King, and Bo Diddley in addition to the artists already said. And if you want to explore some more of the blues, I'd check out some Robert Johnson. He is one of the most influential blues artists ever.

I made you like pretty hawt

At 11/29/05 06:04 PM, -Brecklez- wrote: Yes, its fucking cruel, and its real.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

Its that time again to learn about the history of the Internet!

Yes Bonsai Kitten is fake. Infact the point of the website is to shock/infuriate its viewer. What kind of person would create such a horrible website? Well, its none other than Soylent Communications (Which is owned by the Cult of the Dead Cow). This company brought us the wonderful sites such as rotten.com and nndb.com. Don't believe me? Look at the bottom of the page under contact the webmaster: "Bonsai Kitten, Inc. is proud to be the official cat supplier to the staff of rotten dot com, nndb.com, and fine websites everywhere"

Yeah, I mean if she lookd sad and then stayed silent after you said no that yeah it was. Hopefuly she'll forget about it tommorow though.

I'd be the type to go behind people and break their necks, then disapear into the dark. Theres something about stealth killers that I like. They don't do anything flashy, kill people in a short period of time, and don't (usualy) get caught.

I find the resemblence of the three mildy disturbing.

When will the image carnage end?

I think the real question on our minds should not be how tall adam was, but how similar grandpa and Harvey Birdman's Phil Ken Sebben look alike..

Someone could drive their car into my house where I am sitting right now and I could die upon impact

Tubgirl by far

I know how to do the skank, and I've probably seen you angrytoaster. My friends and I are really into the ctska scene. All the bands I've seen (cept for Big D and the Aquabats) are local. The ctska scene is huge.

At 9/21/05 08:38 PM, Earfetish wrote: that movie with the dildo in the penis is the worst movie culled on the internet ever, and perhaps the worst movie possible.

And I thought the unnamed russian soildier beheading/despining was gross... ^That movie takes the cake.

At 9/18/05 10:31 PM, LittleMissVixen wrote: I don't really know much about the genre of course, but I've been listening to some Big D and the Kids Table.

Yeah, Big D has been up here allot. There pretty good, there getting pretty popular, too.

I agree, just download another one. Theres allot of great looking firefox skins, so I'd doubt theres not another one that will like.

I've grown out of it a bit, but everyonce and awhile I'll go to some ska shows. The last one I went to was an Aquabats concert, they are awesome live.

At 8/13/05 08:14 AM, -Sasha- wrote: I can't believe how fucking stupid the average teenager is today. If you can find one that can construct a complete sentence, you have a veritable Einstein on your hands. Apparently, public high schools are little more than daycare centers. Even the simplest concepts seem to baffle them. For instance, if you and your girlfriend are recent high school grads working for $6.50 at Wal-Mart do you:

A. Save for college in order to improve your future.

C. Blow all your money on weed, PS2 games, and accessories for your Neon and then knock up your girlfriend and live off welfare.

If you answered C, then you are probably the valedictorian of your class of 2005. Congrats, dumbfuck.

Heres a suggestion: go to your car, start it, and go to your local pharmacy. Get out of your car and buy some tampons and some Johnson & Johnson no more tears shampoo.

First off: I'm really sorry to post this link becuase its from ebaums but I cannot find any other site that hosts this video
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The only information I could find out about this was: Its a tranny, and the video was taken from "Golden Bunny" synopis here

I dunno this has to be one of the more weirder things I've seen on the net.