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At 5/5/12 11:43 PM, MumboJ wrote: your hair is doing some pretty cool things, almost like its trying to stab you in the eyes

It clearly wants him dead.

At 5/5/12 04:45 AM, EchozAurora wrote: Fame n shit

Awesome, man! Congrats!

cockjokes

At 5/4/12 07:31 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 5/4/12 07:21 PM, Braiton wrote: Am I the only one getting invalid links from all the youtube links posted in this page?

not just here, all over NG.

I'M WATCHIN GOATSE ADVENTURES

or is it ghost...

Goatse Adventures sounds like something you'd find in the flash portal here.

I'd watch it.

Also the embedded youtube links don't work for me either.

But of course, if you miss a day of shaving, you get dick stubble. Nobody likes dick stubble. It would just be unpleasant.

At 5/4/12 01:21 PM, Sequenced wrote: going to the NYC meet up today ( and tomorrow). :)

gonna be funnnn

Jealous. I'm only a little over 2 hours outside the city but I have too much shit to do to check in.

At 5/3/12 10:51 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: That was my first time listening to Glitch Mob. I like it.

You have good musical taste.

At 5/3/12 11:33 PM, Sequenced wrote: I got new connections. big ones. can't get into detail yet. :C

Well congrats man! Hope it all goes flawlessly.

At 5/3/12 11:33 PM, MumboJ wrote: I'm writing a research paper on Newgrounds.com for one of my classes called Virtual Worlds and Online Communities...
so the more I participate the better. I've been a non-member (lurker) for too long anyways.

Wait, research paper or horror story?

At 5/3/12 11:05 PM, Sequenced wrote: holy shit guys. I'm not going to be a nobody anymore!!!!!

Elaborate. Details man, details!

At 5/3/12 10:16 PM, Glides wrote: Woo hoo, more posters. Please keep posting, I want to feel special.

Cynical Comment of the Day/Week/Year/Whenever: Justin Bieber. I don't like him much. I know that's not even controversial anymore. But seriously.

When was that ever controversial?

At 5/3/12 09:40 PM, loansindi wrote: fuck all y'all

No you.

At 5/3/12 06:01 PM, Rummy0 wrote: IT DEPENDS IF IT COULD SAY "YES OR NO" OR NOT YOU STUPID CUNTS.
Goats aren't able to make a choice and can't speak english so that's why you're unable to fuck them.

Obvously your foxfucking goat furry shit bestiality porn has deluded you all.

"Unable to" is not the correct phrasing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-jcDRFId68

More proof. Possibly the best proof.

At 5/3/12 05:57 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 5/3/12 05:47 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 5/3/12 05:46 PM, MumboJ wrote:

Today, I think I'll write a song using B#.

... then gets a record deal

Funny story....

damn, that is a funny story. i like the "funny" part, but the "story" section and ellipsis were rather two dimensional.

Really? I personally felt as though it started to pick up around the "story" part. Either way, good read.

At 5/3/12 05:38 PM, SigmaNoob wrote: I cannot believe my first week on NG is full of furry topics.

This is why I avoid the General forum.

At 5/3/12 05:42 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:
Today, I think I'll write a song using B#.

Ooh, B#, how adventurous.

At 5/3/12 05:16 PM, MumboJ wrote:

I dunno, it's like any language, really. A drum loop is just a sound, like a consonant, if you will, that's part of a sentence.

That is exactly what I am saying. That is where I am confused as to why people reject repetition even though in all reality it's there. It is part of the art form

To be honest, while you can create something out of repetition, too much repetition tends to get pretty fuckin' boring. From a less philosophical standpoint, I'd have to say that an artist who engages in too much repetition doesn't spend enough time on their work, and, as other say, it's not as enticing for the rest of us to listen to.

So while repetition can technically create music, it doesn't necessarily create GOOD music.

At 5/3/12 05:01 PM, ngman7 wrote: BESTIALITY is a SIN and an ABOMINATION. The Bible says you shouldn't lay and have sex with animals and talks about people who do that putting put to death.

The bible also says stuff like "it's ok to beat the crap out of your wife and kids," and "its okay to have sex with your dad as long as you do it in a cave when you think no one else is around."

At 5/3/12 04:26 PM, MumboJ wrote:

At 5/3/12 04:20 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 5/3/12 04:13 PM, MumboJ wrote: Sir, you don't know me.

we only know what you tell us, and you told us you only make one-bar loops. yes, you are a musician, but what you're whining about isn't valid because a one-bar loop is not music, no matter how much you bitch and call us ignorant.

if the point of your argument is to convince us otherwise, don't waste our time.

I should have clarified when I said that. Apologies. I am also not trying to convince you that one-bar loops are music, because in fact I am also skeptical myself. But much of music that is created live (not electronically) is done so in a repetitive manner. That is why I cannot pin down, what is or isn't music. A drum beat is repeated with slight variation.. (Keith Moon aside). I am merely asking for input on the issue. I am not intending to sound "bitchy"

I would classify music as an arrangement of sound which orchestrates some sort of feeling. You can't really get much of a feeling out of a short drum loop, so I can hardly call something like that music. However, even if a full song is repetitive, it can still convey a feeling, even if that feeling is as basic as energy.

I dunno, it's like any language, really. A drum loop is just a sound, like a consonant, if you will, that's part of a sentence.

At 5/3/12 03:46 PM, Decky wrote: Good evening Pet Lovers Crew, I put this question to you all. What do you think of the whole excotic pets market? Is it harmful? Do you generally think that owning an exotic pet is a stupid idea? If not what one would you own and why? Just quite curious to what people think? Here's some links if you want some info:

Personally I'm not a big fan of the exotic pets trade if it effects an endangered species but I do like the idea of having a pet that nobody has in my area, that's probably so people think that I'm some sort of "character", somebody you'd like to have a drink with. As long as he doesn't set his Alligator on you. It would be cool to own a Slow Loris though, think it maybe endangered. I'll stick to lizards.

I generally dislike the exotic pets market, myself. Most exotic pets don't do very well in captivity, or at least not nearly as well as dogs, cats, and other common pets, which have been bred for generations to be human companions. A pet doesn't have to be "different" or "unique" for me to love it, after all.

That said, hi, nice crew. I've had many pets over the years and loved all of them very much. Listing the deceased and the circumstances to which they owe their demise would take quite a bit of space and I'm sure nobody wants to read such a depressing wall of text. I certainly don't want to write one.

Currently I have three dogs; two of which are border collies and siblings, the third is an older mutt we rescued from the pound. They're all great and they love running freely on our land, protecting our home and other pets from coyotes, deer, raccoons, skunks, porcupines, and the occasional bear. One of the collies, Pucca, was stricken by a falling tree a couple months ago, which broke several ribs and collapsed both her lungs. Fortunately we were able to get her to the vet in time and she's nearly fully recovered now, though I'm sure she's still sore.

I also have a handful of cats, two of them living in the house, the other three outside. They all love attention and they're extremely affectionate. Every time they see me they meow, brush against my legs, and purr.

I've got chickens too, but they're not exactly empathic creatures. They just sort of roam around eating bugs and stuff.

Last but not least are my two horses. They're both pretty old, but they really love being ridden. You should see the way they light up when you put a saddle on their backs. It's like it gives them a purpose. One of them, Eugene, is tough to ride; once you get on he just gallops away. He has two settings: stop and go. He's almost more like a dog than a horse. The other, Nutmeg, is older and calmer. I call him the "Mexican wetback pony" because he originally got into the country illegally from Mexico.

At 5/3/12 04:12 PM, SuperBastard wrote:

At 5/3/12 04:08 PM, MumboJ wrote:
I just don't want to be short changed the features for free versions

Hard to be short changed when you're getting something for free, lol

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'M SO BAD AT QUOTING

At 5/3/12 04:08 PM, MumboJ wrote:

:I just don't want to be short changed the features for free versions

Hard to be short changed when you're getting something for free, lol

At 5/3/12 03:48 PM, MumboJ wrote:

What's your point, exactly? What kind of "sound loops?" You mean like a few seconds of random sound?

I mean sound loops like one measure shots of drum beats, fills, nonsensical sequences, effects, pads, etc..

There's plenty of free software that you can obtain to use as a creative outlet without having to resort to slapping together some loops. I use a free program called MilkyTracker to make my music because I'm probably just as poor as you are. All you really need is time and ambition, and if you have the ambition you will find the time.

If you don't have the ambition, though, there's not really a point in trying.

At 5/3/12 03:40 PM, MumboJ wrote: I know what you're all thinking.. "wow what a n00b!" (I could care less, I am not new to society)....

Introduction aside, I feel like shit when sound loops are frowned upon, because that's just what I've been doing for years now. I honestly don't have the time, money, software, or equipment to record myself. I pour my sorrows unto those who read my petty whining

What's your point, exactly? What kind of "sound loops?" You mean like a few seconds of random sound?

At 5/3/12 03:19 PM, Buoy wrote:

At 5/3/12 03:13 PM, SuperBastard wrote: Well I suppose I should find and watch this video... Add "watched mouse be violently executed" to the life experiences list.

For the record.. horribly NSFW and scarring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SILRT0ADSFY&feature=related#t =2m04s

Found this one. Music's kinda loud.

Well I suppose I should find and watch this video... Add "watched mouse be violently executed" to the life experiences list.

At 5/3/12 11:33 AM, LaForge wrote:

At 5/3/12 05:48 AM, Marachii wrote:

At 5/2/12 11:07 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 5/2/12 10:47 PM, BrokenDeck wrote: We don't bite (most of us anyways) :P

I bite. Fear me!

I seen more bite come from a pacifistic turtle! >:U

that's not saying much.

I think I'd still prefer to be bitten by the turtle.

At 5/3/12 01:59 PM, giddykipper98 wrote: Hi I'm working on a project for school and I need some 8 bit music for it. It is an 8 bit style running game that needs some awesome music could anyone help?

I have a few tracks.

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  Desperate Times by SuperBastard

  8-bit chiptune made in milkytracker

  Score

  4.34 / 5.00

  Type

  Song

  Genre

  Video Game

  Popularity

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I can edit this one to make it more loop-friendly if you want.

At 5/3/12 12:17 AM, Lionelion wrote: Irony....

Sarcasm.

At 5/2/12 11:54 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 5/2/12 09:46 PM, MrRager wrote:

At 5/1/12 10:53 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 5/1/12 06:47 PM, Narcissy wrote: OH DAMN!

OH NARCISSY! It's SO GOOD!

I dunno what happened here.

Oh threesome! It's everywhere! It is everywhere! It feels so good though! SO GOOD ~ <3!

I decided to give it a little splash of love, if you know what I mean...