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Back in fourth grade I was sitting next to one of my friends at recess. He was eating crackers. While he was paying attention to something else and talking at the same time, a splatter of bird shit plummeted straight down and bullseyed the cracker he was holding.

He came so close to eating that cracker. So damn close. I may have saved his life.

Just noticed LaForge isn't a moderator anymore. When did that happen?

I do 8-bit.

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  8-bit Frolic by SuperBastard

  8-bit chiptunes style music

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  Chipstep by SuperBastard

  dubsteppy 8-bit chiptune

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  Desperate Times by SuperBastard

  8-bit chiptune made in milkytracker

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At 7/14/12 11:51 PM, jarrydn wrote: usually really friendly guys too!

Corvids are pretty cool fellas.

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  Desperate Times by SuperBastard

  8-bit chiptune made in milkytracker

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At 7/14/12 12:04 AM, Stretchysumo wrote: My dog got sprayed by a skunk, now my whole house smells like shit. Once I sober up it'll probably smell even worse.

One of my idiot dogs got quilled in the face by a porcupine AND sprayed by a skunk in the same night. We had to hold him down and yank the quills out of his face while he was still practically dripping with skunk piss.

At 7/13/12 04:27 PM, LaForge wrote: I LOVE MY BACK YARD

Could it have been a raven?

At 7/10/12 02:41 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote:

At 7/9/12 05:35 PM, Buoy wrote: you must be ridiculously lucky, i have accidents almost every day

i'm an accident. does this count?

I would say no, because it wasn't you who had the accident, unless you somehow chose to be born.

Yeah the gameplay looks pretty awesome. It's built on the Cryengine 3 so it has really nice lasery explodey effects.

I'm looking forward to making a difference by piloting light/medium mechs. I never liked how in all the other MechWarrior games you had to be packing the biggest mech you could find in order to win, but now it looks like they're giving you a chance to diversify.

Anyone else looking forward to MW:O?

Beta invite pending... forever...

Which, if any, MW games have you guys played in the past? I got my start on MechWarrior 3. Great game.

At 7/9/12 05:35 PM, Buoy wrote: you must be ridiculously lucky, i have accidents almost every day

Oh you.

At 7/9/12 05:13 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote:

At 7/9/12 05:05 AM, SuperBastard wrote: It was basically the same as my first time having sex. It was awkward and confusing at first, but eventually I settled into a rhythm.

Sounds like fun. Probably took you a couple of weeks, a month or two to get used to it, right? 'Less if you're a Flash prodigy.

The basics are pretty simple. Shouldn't take you more than a couple hours.

At 7/9/12 04:59 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote:

At 7/9/12 04:56 AM, SuperBastard wrote: I can animate and I know a fair amount of basic actionscript.

One question: What was it like? Your first time doing animation or programming something? Did you, like, learn from the internets or...?

It was basically the same as my first time having sex. It was awkward and confusing at first, but eventually I settled into a rhythm.

I always get too stoned before trying to find food in public, it's awful. I remember one situation where me and a few friends went into a diner and all ordered chicken fingers. When the waitress got to me I asked for the same thing. She asked me what side I wanted, I said medium. Bamboozled, she repeated the question, and I repeated, louder, because I didn't think she'd heard me, medium. She looked at my friends as if to ask them what the fuck I was on, but they were too busy bursting into fits of giggles to even look back at her. I was sitting there frustrated the whole time because I felt like I was the only person there being remotely sensible, and it wasn't until she had taken our orders and left that my friends described to me exactly what I had been doing wrong.

At 7/9/12 04:46 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: So, uh....any animators/programmers who hang around this thread?

Asking if programmers or animators hanging around an audio thread...genius.

I can animate and I know a fair amount of basic actionscript.

At 7/8/12 04:33 PM, jpbear wrote:

At 7/8/12 11:50 AM, Tc572 wrote: Bisexualalityism

I met a nice guy.
He was nice

the dog wagged his tail rapidly.

he wagged rapidly

The forum user quoted the post another forum user quoted previously.
In fact he re-quoted it.
One would even say he quoted it a second time.

At 6/29/12 05:41 AM, The-iMortal wrote: Dat tequila.

Everybody who likes to party has to have at least one tequila story.

At 6/28/12 07:35 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: everybody was drunk, and before I knew it there was a dick in my face

dat typo

At 6/27/12 09:50 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 6/27/12 03:19 PM, SuperBastard wrote: blaaahhhh

it's called TL;DR

we got drunk and something happened THE END.

that's the format you follow.

it was my cousin's 21st birthday today, we got drunk.

true story and a good example.

I just wanted to tell a story...

Had a wild party in the woods a while back that a lot of stories came from. One of my buds went over to the lake to take a piss, we could all hear the water trickling, then SPLASH. We looked over to see he had fallen face first into the lake while taking a leak.

I was walking from the cars to the tents with another bud and we were drunkenly slurring about some random bullshit, and all of a sudden he stopped walking for a second and did this pre-sneeze huff, then sneezeed so hard it knocked him off his feet and he landed on his back on the ground.

Later at about dawn, when the sun was just coming up, we still had some booze left over, including a full bottle of Jager, which we dared someone to chug. He obliged, got about a quarter of the way through it, dropped the bottle, and started spewing black vomit all over the place. He puked until the puke coming out turned green, then yellow, then orange, then staggered back into a thornbush, unconscious, and immediately pissed himself. We carried him back to his van and someone who hadn't had a drink in a few hours got in the driver's seat. I was trying to close the sliding door and for some reason it just wouldn't shut and kept bouncing back open, so I looked down and realized the unconscious guy's knee was in the way and I had slammed it in the door three or four times.

We drove him back to his house and dumped him in his bath tub where he woke up some 30 hours later wondering why his knee hurt so much.

I haven't made any progress towards a new track in 3 months. I feel so stagnant.

Bud Light Platinum is surprisingly OK.

At 6/16/12 12:57 PM, Breed wrote: Get yourself a little field mic/recorder combo like the H2n. Invaluable sound designer tool to be able record things and use those to create sfx. Synthesis definitely has its part for tons and tons of stuff, but having both = win

This, look into foley sound design if you really want to expand your abilities. Good sound designers are quite highly sought. Not to mention it's a fun creative outlet.

I've been back in the US for 4 days and I'm still horribly jet-lagged. My internal clock is still a full 12 hours off, so even though I'm posting this at 2:26 PM it feels like 2:26 AM. It's weird to think about.

At 6/13/12 03:40 PM, InvisibleObserver wrote:

At 6/12/12 09:15 PM, Tydusis wrote: Your first set of quality headphones/speakers [...]
Anyone remember that feeling?

From ear buds to Sony Mdr V-150s. Was like putting on a fresh diaper.

I love that analogy so much.

At 6/3/12 12:17 PM, BB-7 wrote: How in the name of Kane has this stayed up for so long as a hot topic?

I'm wondering the same thing myself. When that topic first popped up I thought it would be buried in kipple within the day.

At 5/29/12 07:45 AM, BrokenDeck wrote:

At 5/29/12 07:39 AM, SuperBastard wrote:

At 5/29/12 07:35 AM, Syztm wrote: Lmao, imagine someone getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly in front of the queen.

I enjoy this thought very much.

I was under the impression that Carmilla did that to Prince Charles in front of the Queen practically every time they're in the same room together...

Yes but in the Prince's case it's not so much talent as unfortunate positioning.

At 5/29/12 07:35 AM, Syztm wrote: Lmao, imagine someone getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly in front of the queen.

I enjoy this thought very much.

At 5/22/12 01:05 AM, Buoy wrote: I prefer just injecting pure glucose into the blood stream

That's like aiming to become a diabetic without enjoying the temptations that get everyone else there.

Life's about the journey, man, not the destination.

At 5/21/12 08:53 PM, LaForge wrote: the soft drink contained in the picture below is the shit (relevant to discussion)

Fuck yes. Yes it is.