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At 9/9/11 11:47 AM, jagondudo wrote: i dunno how you guys link the icon for the movie on the page...
anyhoo here's my entry

When a klown dies

Holy shit... that was insane.

This has my vote.

At 9/5/11 07:50 PM, ex1289 wrote:

At 9/3/11 09:57 AM, Sumarongi wrote: I made this.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/ef13 a1aeca00a761acb75bb1d16cb50f

I couldn't freakin Shazam the damn song, did you make it? What's the name of the song?

I found it on Flashkit. Hang on, I'll find it for ya:

http://www.flashkit.com/loops/Easy_Liste ning/Classical/_Hear-Edgen-6841/index.ph p

At 9/3/11 02:51 PM, fluffkomix wrote:

At 9/3/11 09:57 AM, Sumarongi wrote: I made this.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/ef13 a1aeca00a761acb75bb1d16cb50f

that is depressing.

I hate you.

Exactly the response I was gunning for, actually.

I made this.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/ef13 a1aeca00a761acb75bb1d16cb50f

I'm looking for a voice actor! I need a female who is age 20-30 (or can sound that way) to do a one-sided phone conversation with an ex-boyfriend in the middle of the night.

It's part of my new Flash, a very silly project called "Tyrannosaurus" - if you like unfunny puns and dinosaurs it could be for you! I've uploaded the unfinished Flash to my dump:

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0a6b 1bed4f9f48ebfb15eaf3e6f1f1a9

The final scene, for which I need the voice, is very unfinished, as you can see - the character (I call her Jenny) is nothing more than a constantly off-model clay person, the animation is bad, but I swear it'll get better once I start working on it in earnest! You'll notice the girl's lines in pink lettering. If you're interested, just read some of those lines and contact me at sumarongi@hotmail.com or by PM here on Newgrounds.

Thanks in advance! =)

At 8/17/11 02:43 PM, streetbob wrote: Down with Adventure!

What, you mean Adventure Time? Because if you do, fuck you and the horse you rode in on, AT is awesome, and this is coming from someone who agrees that the older cartoons were generally better.

(If you meant some other cartoon I've never heard of, I apologize.)

Huh. I think I'm not out of my "older posts" period yet. I say a lotta stupid things.

At 8/18/11 12:17 AM, saqwert wrote: Hell no. Only the purest virgins are worthy of my mighty penis

Thread winner.

I had a milkshake made once with cheese dip, hamburger dressing and little teeny bits of bacon.

In my circle of friends it's held in almost mythological awe for how disgusting that shit was.

Am I doing it right

Hang on, did I just break the rules?

DO IT, YOU BITCH, DO IT

DRUGS HAVE NO DOWNSIDE

Sorry for fursecuting you, brah.

There are times and places to reveal that you're a furry. More than likely a grey-and-orange imageboard where everyone's icons are of weapons is not such a place.

At 8/14/11 08:28 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: drinking a Christmas tree from Daniel Radcliffe's ass.

Interestingly enough, that is exactly my fetish.

Exactly.

I don't have enough experience in drinking alcohol to really say anything, but my dad once made me a "Charles Dickens" - gin and hot water, which was apparently widely drunk around Charles Dickens' time and appears often in his novels. That tasted like shit.

This is my Harry Potter fanfiction. I made it myself. It took hours and days of concentrated effort to expunge this shining little gem from my creative anus. Please be gentle

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7285330/

Man, fuck Glenn Beck.

That is all.

I don't consider jaywalking a crime, but it can be a nuisance, all right. It just has to be up to the pedestrians to judge from situation to situation whether they'll cause problems for the drivers by stepping out onto the street in that exact moment.

At 7/27/11 03:58 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 7/27/11 03:58 PM, EDylan wrote: historic and mythological

Lol.

If by "historic and mythological" you mean "lore-heavy", then yes, yes it is. Otherwise, no.

Yeah, I really love Gollum. Andy Serkis' delivery of the line "My darling..." is just fantastic.

So! I'm going on a week-long trip tomorrow to sunny Isle Delfino - I mean, Barcelona - with my best friend. And I am pumped! So if you miss me (I know you won't), that's where I'll be. Naturally my mind is pretty preoccupied with the whole "vacation" thing. So here's a thread about it!

Hit me up with your greatest vacation stories! One that comes to mind for me is when I was in Vienna with my class, around St. Stephen's Cathedral there were all these dudes in 18th century Viennese dress. And one of my classmates (this big, athletic tall guy) went up to one of them and tugged on his sleeve and said in a wavery voice: "Enschuldigung, sint sie Mozart?" ("Excuse me, are you Mozart?")

Hilarity ensued.

At 7/27/11 03:02 PM, The-Great-One wrote: FUCK YOU!

If we're doing captions, someone should do one of OP's pic which says "NO, WE'RE KNOT HAVING SEX"

Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine

At 7/27/11 02:31 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote:

At 7/27/11 02:30 PM, Sumarongi wrote: I've never been pulled over. Hell, I barely even see the cops where I live. Small-town life has its benefits.

Swedish cops are probably badass

Well, I wouldn't know. I've never come into contact with any other sort.

I've never been pulled over. Hell, I barely even see the cops where I live. Small-town life has its benefits.

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

OH I AM A RASCAL AIN'T I?

At 7/25/11 01:58 PM, Genocide wrote: i remember when mtv had music

Tell us again about the "music videos" grandpa

Can't be bothered to open Paint (someone please end my miserable existance). But:

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Oh, sorry if I sounded pretentious. With graphic art I just meant pictures. Art you look at. I've no clear goal in mind, really.

Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb