Posts by SubliminalVirus

2,072 Forum Posts by "SubliminalVirus"

Response to: Texas Rasberry Crazy Ants Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

At 7/3/14 12:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 7/3/14 12:35 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Kill them.. Oh god kill them all... If I find those in my house I' just burning the house down...
it sure doesn't help knowing that at the rate they're spreading, they're going to reach other states soon.

NUKE TEXAS

Response to: Favorite Weapon Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

Mind control...

Response to: Texas Rasberry Crazy Ants Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

Kill them.. Oh god kill them all... If I find those in my house I' just burning the house down...

Response to: Fell down my stairs Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

When I was a toddler I fell down the stairs, and hit my head on a slab of concrete at the bottom, leaving me with a gash on my face... Another tie I fell down while holding a chair, that didn't go well... All I remember from my young childhood are tumbles down those dreaded stairs.... We had to have baby gates in front of the stairs till I was ten, all they did was make me fall headfirst.....

Response to: Water gun + bees... Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

This reminds me of years ago... Watching young boys stick their fingers into wasp nests to... prove...something... Then watching them cringe and cry in pain and humiliation... I'll miss that when I grow old...

Response to: Positive thinking thread Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

At 7/3/14 12:46 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 7/3/14 12:39 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

All of that friction though. Your sugar wall must hate you.
I've been training all my life for it... Rule #1. If your insides begin to tire then hump something and let your inners rest..
Holy shit, you have a system for it too?

I have goals...My parents must be proud...

Response to: Positive thinking thread Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

All of that friction though. Your sugar wall must hate you.

I've been training all my life for it... Rule #1. If your insides begin to tire then hump something and let your inners rest..

Response to: Positive thinking thread Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

Don't get too carried away.

That was a boy... Some girls dream of being the first female president of the USA... I dream of being the first women to die from constant masturbation.

Response to: Positive thinking thread Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

Every minute... of everyday... new porn is being made... You will never run out...

Response to: Turn ons Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

At 7/3/14 12:18 AM, Makakaov wrote: islamic porn

German porn is where it's at...

Response to: Turn ons Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

Priests die virgins.

Not all of em

Response to: Turn ons Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

At 7/3/14 12:04 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 7/3/14 12:03 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: catholic priests
Why

Why not?

Response to: Turn ons Posted July 3rd, 2014 in General

Naked people... Handcuffs, Rope, Whips, latex, needles, clowns, dead things, burn wounds, nuns, catholic priests, disease, maskes, torture, crying, fire, heart beats, screams,

Response to: Being higher than God? Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

I know.. Isnt he great in his sexy beard?? :D

I came...

Response to: Peeing in the shower Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

What kind of person would think that it's gross?

Response to: So how goes life? Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

Not great... nearly everything I eat has been giving me the runs lately... How bout you?

Response to: Being higher than God? Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

Oh Gabe, you sexy man you...

Response to: What Dream You Had Recently Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

I think your dream is trying to tell you something. You had sex with a male. Your neighbor saw it and you hid in a closet
You forced the guy to do you because you think you're straight. The neighbor is the truth who knows that you aren't straight. You hid from the neighbor because you are in denial about the truth.

You're a super saiyan lesbian. Face it.

I've raped dolls and females in other dreams... So I'm asexual... dammit

Response to: If Pokemon literally came to life Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

:. There's nothing wrong with haunter is there?

not at all... just that it's tongue is made up of poison gas!!!

Response to: If Pokemon literally came to life Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

At 7/2/14 12:13 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 7/2/14 12:09 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: That would mean that hypno is real... I would never leave the house... unless is where to find a missingno...
Just catch a drowzee. He reverses the effects of hypno.

Sure... It'll just EAT MY DREAMS...

Response to: If Pokemon literally came to life Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

That would mean that hypno is real... I would never leave the house... unless is where to find a missingno...

Response to: Ever throw a pizza at someone? Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

Hey, pizza is pizza. I didn't see him pick it up and eat it... wtf

Response to: What's Your Mbti Personality Type? Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

"Based on your cognitive functions, your type is most likely:
Most Likely: ISTP
or Second Possibility: ESTP
or Third Possibility: ISTJ"
huh....I'm trying to give a crap... but I just can't...

Response to: Images of Young People Posted July 2nd, 2014 in General

My my, who could this fine young chap be...

Images of Young People