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Do guys really hope to get laid by defending some girl online, I thought it's just being civil to defend each other? Regardless of gender. I've defended guys before, sex with them in return wasn't on my mind though.

You know, some guys like to do it on their own, at their own pace so it doesn't hurt.

It's supposed to hurt... at least that's what I thought

At 7/5/14 11:11 PM, koopahermit wrote:

At 7/5/14 11:04 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I wish I could know how it feels... However unless you have a nicely stretched urethra, you'll never know the pleasure of taking it up two holes downstairs. I'll always be grateful for it.

Just the thought of something going inside my piss hole. *cringes*

I like the noises guys make when they get rods stuck up there.... so cute

No, but I have enjoyed poking my fingers and other long objects up there. I've even done it while hammering my sausage at the same time. Your nerves will get so sensational that you'll blow your load through the ceiling. Good times.

You double X chromosome people are missing out.

I wish I could know how it feels... However unless you have a nicely stretched urethra, you'll never know the pleasure of taking it up two holes downstairs. I'll always be grateful for it.

It probably feels like shitting backwards to you prostateless female plebs.

What? You never enjoyed a good shit?

Females don't have prostates.

Gee I know that
:You won't enjoy anal.

Feels kind of good and bad at the same time. It's a different sort of feeling.

At 7/5/14 02:04 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: No women? I'm out

Flesh lights...

Yeah... You watch the lion king? Full of incest when you think about the family trees.

Also Canada Geese. Fuck those fuckers. Always hissing at you.

Leave Canadian geese out of it... dirty american

Yeah with that being said, it's bad enough when a guy pisses and doesn't wash his hands after touching his dick, but I've witnessed people exit a stall after taking a shit and just walking on out.

It's fucking gross. I always wash my hands.

If a girl changes her tampon and doesn't wash her hands I'm pretty sure that justifies setting her on fire....

I don't have as much of a problem with avoiding eye contact like I used to, it really depends o the person, either I can say the dirtiest stuff to someone or I will be terrified to say "hi"... I have trouble knowing when to cut eye contact...

Hell yeah kiwis!

I haven't had a hair cut in years... Just grow out an impressive mane...

The cartilage doesn't look to real though so... better give her a benefit of a doubt.

Thank you

There's more nerve endings in a vagina, so I imagine it isn't as great as a womans orgasm...If you meant anally vs vaginally... If you mean anal sex for men and women...I imagine it's not that different?...

Women who stick used tampons or pads on the walls....stop... People who talk on their phones on the toilet... stop... and wash your hands...

Where'd ya get Steve? Whats it made out of?

Some halloween store... plastic..... i swear

Apathy is one of my strong points... Being someone who has trouble organizing their thoughts into words...I do often get into arguments that frustrate me, but I'll forget about it an hour later.

Get a male chastity device...

I was supposed to be born today... I came late........

Jerk by Bile.... I like romantic lyrics that I can relate to...

I'm going to throw you in the mud, because it's muddy.

Your underwear....

At 7/4/14 05:34 PM, 8madness wrote: I'm going with my riflemy knife and my own tent and sleeping bag. I don't want any gay things near me

After that comment all the gay things will have you set as a target.....

Gimme

I have a slight South African accent since my parents are were born and raised there. But since I have lived in Canada since I was a week old I forgot the language as a toddler, and the accent just kind of left overtime (thank god). Although my friends still tell me I say things funny.....

At 7/4/14 04:31 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 7/4/14 04:30 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

I hope you get plenty of diseases and parasites.

and that's just from sleeping with each other :P

sigh.... Send me videos of it... It is good to preserve such memories.

At 7/4/14 04:17 PM, Zerodecoole wrote: Why hasn't anyone questioned about the skull thing in her bed?

What is that? lol

Steve

At 7/4/14 02:05 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 7/4/14 02:02 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Crap, I'm out

We'll have plenty of fun without you!

We're gonna play Frisbee and go swimming in the reservoir and cook a lot of food and go hiking and tease the wildlife.

I hope you get plenty of diseases and parasites.

No, bad, you're a minor in America.

Crap, I'm out

At 7/4/14 01:57 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 7/4/14 01:56 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Their hands, then torso area, down to legs, then face.

oh yeah I notice a guys forearms too.. if he's got thick hairy forearms, wide wrists and paws for hands it really turns me on.

I like it when you can see their veins and when they has alot of scars and scratches on their hand (not wrists).