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Plague Inc evolved is fun, however being an early release it has its flaws.
Don't starve.
Tropico, nothing feels better than being a dictator....

A firm grasp to the ass would be appropriate.... See if he has nice firm butt cheeks. If yes compliment the grope with a swift butt slap... If he is a "bigger boy"... Check if he has a decent pair of moobs.

This picture has more artistic merit than pornographic intentions, so i think i'll be fine.

god just say it's a man... With some sweet moobs...

At 7/7/14 11:03 AM, ManDeep wrote:

Here you go you filthy non-christian pervert, choke on it.

Gladly...

Aw, what's with the black squares?

What's your ACTUAL life goal... a dream of passion that you think about often and you want to achieve?

That's not a weird question...but I'd like to be a forensic psychologist...
Would you rather drink a large glass of diarrhea or kill three newborns?

I can't remember for me... But somehow my dad beat darksouls and the DLC for it... then darksouls 2... don't ask me how the hell he did it....

I don't believe in any higher power or anything, and I've liked some of his books, and he is pretty good in debates...but some times he comes across as a bit of a dick... as if pissing off religious people gets him off... That's fine, in fact it's pretty amusing to watch their faces as he speaks...I just prefer it when he explains theories and whatnot, without mentioning religion...

Kind of yes and kind of no. Yes because of stupid pathetic reasons and no because it means it's one year closer to me being able to be out by myself in the world, and hopefully have a career I love.

Your no reason is one of the damn things I'm dreading.........

At 7/6/14 10:55 PM, Virtuez wrote: At least you get presents

Yeah... that part is pretty awesome...and facebook notifications, those are always nice to get once a while...

So tell us sugar tits... What do you like... How do you like it... and what noises will you make when it's done......

Does anyone else get really sad before their birthday? Giving up your current number of age, and nearing your... final number.... and then everyone is mad at you for being a "negative Nancy"

Jerk-Bile... I like love songs like these that I can relate to...

You might have diarrhea or something.
Is the shit watery or something?

Yup...and it burns with the intensity of 1000 suns. Problem is if I just skip a single meal, it feels like my insides get all twisted up...

I wish for an entire galaxy to rule with an iron fist, waging war throughout most of the known universe.

Granted... However the people of your galaxy all have an IQ of under 70, and you wish to wage war... however you can not reach other populated galaxies.

I wish for a huge stash of sex toys....

I know some girls who do that whenever they are around people to make their face seem thinner... They hold the insides of their cheeks with their teeth... If I suddenly applies pressure to the top of their head and the bottom of their jaw.........

At 7/6/14 07:27 PM, HarryFeltersnach wrote:

At 7/6/14 07:19 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Why do you people use your hands? haha

because stray cats are too hard to catch..

Pillows aren't........

Why do you people use your hands? haha

At 7/6/14 04:22 PM, BrockManson wrote: Bread mask.

kinky....

At 7/6/14 06:23 PM, argile wrote:

At 7/6/14 06:20 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 7/6/14 06:16 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Oh yeah... Well then when I start fisting them you can make yourself usefull and video tape it...

Nah not that kind of weird lady.

well if you're not willing ,i'm more then able to do such a favor.

Thank you! You get paid a whole 2.35

I can't talk on phones... It's awkward... I like seeing peoples faces when I talk to them... I've never had a phone before, but I've been considering buying one...

At 7/6/14 06:05 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 7/6/14 06:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Dear lord, and you call me the twisted one...

I said you were twisted, which is true, but know ever said I wasn't?

Not this guy.

Oh yeah... Well then when I start fisting them you can make yourself usefull and video tape it...

At 7/6/14 05:24 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 7/6/14 01:46 PM, FrozenJetpax wrote:

At 7/6/14 01:29 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: dreams, porn and boredom

the first and last one yes I understand, but what is this..."porn" you speak of?

Don't get too cozy to her, she'll trying ramming her fist up your poopchute.

Dear lord, and you call me the twisted one...

Jerk by Bile works every time. Just needs to be sexual and violent

dreams, porn and boredom

At 7/6/14 05:24 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/6/14 12:03 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: How many times do you guys poop per day?

Why do you want to know, you creep?

Science?

At 7/6/14 01:07 AM, NGPulp wrote: Once or twice.

How much shits do you take, OP?

Gee, lately my stomach hasn't been accepting anything, so probably about 4-5 times a day...

At 7/6/14 12:20 AM, Theshortsoflife wrote: I found a picture of me when I was a baby.

A sexy beast from a young age huh?

Kind of. My school is home, and if you replace the terrorists with bdsm slaves... Pretty much the exact same.

How many times do you guys poop per day?