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can we just throw people who do that off a cliff please?

that moment when a boy has bigger boobs than you... but seriously it would suck to be him, I hope he can lose some...uh lots... of weight before he reaches adulthood...

cough Assassins Creed cough... I liked the first three but after revelations I just couldn't pay attention to the story anymore... haven't played it since...sigh... This may be stupid but I wish they ended it at revelations and made a new series...how bout pirates creed........not pirates who kill an assassin and take his cloths...

At 8/12/14 08:10 PM, CiviLies wrote:

Canada is that wimpy, embarrassing son that serves as a life-long disappoint to his father

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At 8/12/14 10:48 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: I didn't listen to the whole thing but I think it's about @SubliminalVirus

aw shucks

Hum

no... because I don't want to die...

The only scary thing at creepypasta are the freaking fangirls...

both...

At 8/11/14 04:07 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote:

Some lighting issues aside (I mean, I imagine it's part of a style I just don't care for that much), that's a pretty good picture. She's got a lovely smile.

She does. It looks hell of a lot better than the models that look emotionless.

At 8/11/14 03:55 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 8/11/14 03:52 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: you mean like.....

Nothing about that looks comfortable, and she doesn't look like she's having fun.

that may be because bondage isn't really supposed to be super comfortable. and odd, I didn't notice that. she normally smiles alot in shoots... I imagine it's difficult to look like your having fun with a gag anyway.

you mean like.....

Still don't know who this mystery man is... but I found this for him...

At 8/11/14 12:07 AM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 8/10/14 11:55 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: who?...

Don't be coy now. You know who.

sounds kind of familiar.....still can't put my finger on it....

who?...

Why has no body posted this yet?!

teehe

Pretty crap photo...but I don't feel like taking any new ones. Here is Frodo... he is special...

Mindless Self Indulgence.... I don't even know what kind of "music" it is..... I just remember was I heard the song "faggot" and then they got me......dammit

At 8/10/14 09:04 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

It's like you belong here or something. :O

But seriously, my mother went through a "home school" phase with my brother and sister, and they were really pleased when she finally let them go to school. I went to school and hated every fucking minute of it. Different strokes, ya know?

What would I do without newgrounds?... I only realized a week ago that this is the same site that I used for the torture games years ago... sweet memories...

At 8/9/14 04:33 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/8/14 08:59 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

meh.... I just pecked the guy voted hottest male of 2014...

hum.....

did I do it right?

At 8/8/14 11:26 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 8/8/14 11:24 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

Probably just be real frank and upfront about it. Cocaine was definitely involved.

Does Chris Brown NEED to ask?

well......She doesn't look too awake in the picture...

How do you go about asking a woman if you can take a selfie licking her butthole for your instagram?........

you know what... don't answer that

... last year I had to write and rewrite..and rewrite... and rewrite... an essay on GMO foods. I'm not actually too worried about it, however I probably should be more concerned. With risks of accidental allegic reactions, consuming medication, yadda yadda yadda...plus some believe it could increase risk of breast cancer... Although it does make food cheaper and allows it to last longer, yay for convience... plus the whole thing about being able to help grow food in poorer nations, but who actually gives a crap about that? btw do you have any idea how difficult it is to research a topic that is a conspiracy theorists wet dream?............. I'm off to go enjoy a salmon tomato...

run into a catholic church and start screaming, then kick people in the head..... then have the craziest masterbation sessions....

At 8/8/14 06:51 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/8/14 06:50 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Could we instead have a "punch a feminazi in the cooch day"...

There we go. What about "Punch a SJW in the face day"?

Slap a swagfag's dongalong day....

Could we instead have a "punch a feminazi in the cooch day"...

I don't know if anyonne has posted this already. But someone told me that it feels better if you get a slab of pork or steak and us it to fap with.....plus you have it tenderized for dinner... try it... or maybe jerk other people off until you can once again enjoy jerking off yourself...