Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

I'm proud of how uncomfortable I can make strangers, and even friends feel.....

Well at least you bought things that will last you a long time and you will probably use often, as well as appreciate. All my pay checks are going towards college...it better be worth not buying a 3ds and the pokemon remakes for......

The blood of a virgin goat, 3 newborn males, and peanut butter...

Cool... I don't need to worry about finding a place to live or how I plan on paying for everything... plenty of porn and some videogames, and no one to bother me! peace and quiet... Lock me away!

I had two ducks.... I watched them hatch... raised them... they followed me everywhere... they thought I was their mommy...a fox came... ate them... just like that....I...I failed my little ducklings....I'll never like foxes....never...

Get her to buy you some stuff next time...

At 9/2/14 07:36 PM, Bit wrote:

I'm glad my terror amuses you...

Huh...I haven't had a nightmare for years, last time probably when I was 11 or 12. I used to be terrified of computers, especially the pop up notifications and the noises they made. I had a dream that a computer in the house grew stretchy arms, grabbed me, and shook me around a bit.... this dream caused me to never want to go upstairs in the house, where the computers where kept, and then one day the old computer room became my bedroom......

You have lied to me.... I'm heartbroken, why would you do this?...

hmmm... could I have 3 number 6's... and do you take master card?...

omg Altair I love you!

At 9/1/14 04:43 PM, SentForMe wrote:

Would you rather never shower again or have to shower 20x a day to stay alive?

20x a day... would you rather chew a bulls testicles for a day or stick a needle in each of your eyes just once...

what'd I miss?...

oh... hell o there...

nightshade...

well... not having gone very far in my life I suppose it would be making enough money in the summer to get into some animation classes... just in time...hopefully it'll be well worth it...

Grigori Rasputin... he seemed to of had a pretty interesting life...

yaaaaa

That's why you wax your balls...

Being 7... sitting in a cupboard with a pot on my head, wrecking all the walls and furniture with my crayons... I miss that, I should do it again...

At 8/30/14 02:43 PM, Radaketor wrote:

Was it worth the wait?

I was hoping for more latex...shiny tight latex...

At 8/30/14 12:43 PM, Radaketor wrote: I thought you were gonna post SCTE3 in BDSM clothing.

....waiting...

Probably dismember her in order to make the disposal easier, and bury each piece in a different state... or get a tub full of hydrochloric acid and leave the body in there until it just turns into sludge... then maybe flush it, or dump in into a lake... Or if you don't like the acid idea carve her up and invite your whole family over for dinner... but be sure the wash the meat well, since human flesh can contain disease, and this being a street girl, you don't want to take risks. make sure to cook it well... Meh...that's just a few ideas... good luck.

At 8/29/14 10:20 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

Yeah, you're mad :3

I don't get mad over silly things, honeybuns...

going to a grocery store to poke all the meat...

At 8/29/14 09:22 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

I just assume that everyone on the internet is a 45 year old fat sweaty dude.

teehee.... you would know. you trap you...

I'll wait till I've finished worries about school before I take on those worries... oh boy! so much to worry about...so little time..

The ones you find will either eat your soul, or try to murder you, maybe both... or they are just actually 40 year old men..... be wary

FML... 4chan... sickipeia... and don't forget bestgore...

At 8/29/14 12:20 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

Books. Lots and lots of books. Get crackin'!
Science libraries are your friends.

I have 4 books I'm trying to finish before school starts next Tuesday... hhhhuuuuuuhhhhhh... eyedrops are great....