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At 7/3/14 04:48 PM, Chronamut wrote: now now most of us had to exit through a vagina when we were born, unless your mother had a C-section.

me I had to be pulled out with foreceps, I didn't wanna come out of there.. I was comfy.. stupid doctors..

he slipped out of his mother's bhole :x

damn, they busted out the tongs huh?

At 7/3/14 01:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/3/14 07:05 AM, Strangiato wrote: like anyone believes a loser like you has a girlfriend lol

lol

People like you are hilarious

you are 13 years old

the only vagina you have ever made contact with was when you took that picture and touched your face, because you are a massive vagina

At 7/3/14 03:59 AM, Xenomit wrote: I like pleasuring my girlfriend more than getting pleasured by her.

My fingers know her pussy inside and out, I can make her cum in less than a minute.

like anyone believes a loser like you has a girlfriend lol

At 5/30/14 03:48 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Cool. That's how I am. I'm very multitalented. I think most people are. Talent is cheaper than table salt. Success is pursuing your number one strength.

You are 27 and you haven't had an ounce of success yet... maybe it's time to quit your job at McDonalds and get a real job

the only thing funny in this thread is the OP responding to people like a man-child

At 9/16/06 04:48 AM, Rohedin wrote: Well, a few days ago I had the most wierd idea for a new flash series. Peanuts!
Just today i started work on the first episode. I'm gonna be posting more pics as my work progresses (sp?).
Anyway heres a pic to start it off.....

At 5/12/14 09:17 PM, Strangiato wrote: The worst part is nobody even thinks it was this person. He is completely delusional lmao

Also who posts about the Newgrounds chat on facebook jesus christ what a loser

At 5/12/14 09:16 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 5/12/14 09:14 PM, Strangiato wrote: This is the saddest thing I have ever encountered online lmao

One person finds exploit on Newground Chat = Fuck it, let's get rid of Chat altogether.

The worst part is nobody even thinks it was this person. He is completely delusional lmao

This is the saddest thing I have ever encountered online lmao

At 1/30/14 08:04 PM, Profanity wrote: Weird. It'S almost as though there's a fundamental flaw in the way forum mechanics work that results in jaded people who are online all the time because they're depressed, antisocial, or severely limited being given responsibilities that they misuse

Lol drama queen much?

Either you are really insecure, or you really care about people's dicks... lol.

Maybe both!

Sorry, but you wouldn't know the first thing about being attractive. Who are you to express how people who are good looking feel?

At 12/9/13 09:17 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'm an obsessive lover

I don't fall head-over-heels in love very often, but when I do, I make whoever it is my goddess, I worship them

I'm convinced that I'm one of the few that can happily grow old with just one person

i am sure you leave your furry pictures soaking wet freak

Sometimes when I drive by Taco Bell I find it hard not to pop a stiffy after getting a whiff of those delicious chalupas.

If Skyler doesn't die, I will be extremely upset.