At 2/21/08 03:46 PM, Brian wrote: This means back to my main account shortly, as I can now retrieve my password!!!

Thanks!

XD

My thanks,

I'm glad this worked out. Being back on this account just feels more comfortable.

At 6/3/06 03:46 PM, -Chaz- wrote: How come you don't have a life?

I do, you just don't know that I do.

At 6/3/06 03:44 PM, -Broken_souls- wrote: What is your password?

It used to be mazel, and I'm obviously not going to answer that question.

At 6/3/06 03:10 PM, EnterDeath wrote: Oh, I'm not arguing with them about inuyasha, they are bugging me to join a fan-club.

Then don't join the fan club and tell them you aren't interested. If they continue, most e-mail has a feature where you don't have to open e-mail or you can block specific people. Same with aim.

At 6/3/06 03:03 PM, Miigga wrote: What two fish do you need to cross-breed to get a spined fruitfish?

I've never bread fish before, so I don't know.

At 6/3/06 03:06 PM, Pie_Eating_Pizza wrote: Do you like me?

No, but not because I hate you, but because I've never met you nor do I know you in real life. I don't hate or like anyone here, that would be a waste of my time.

At 6/3/06 03:05 PM, EnterDeath wrote: I told some Inuaysha geeks who were e-mailing me "What is it like having your life based on stuff that isn't real?" and they sent me Naruto hentai.

how should I reply?

Send them pictures of real naked women. Better yet, you might want to consider why you are having a fight about Inuaysha on the internet and why any of it matters to you.

hmmm... so no one is interested?

Well, then, if no one really wants to do this, I'll give it a rest. But its kind of sad that no one on a forum, completly based on writing, has it within them to try a writing exercise.

Confomity of the Interneters, aka Lemmings

It is a rare occurance in nature to find a creature so willing to jump off a cliff and hurtle to its doom below. Even more unlikely that they aren't depressed while doing so, but those are lemmings for you. One goes and the rest follows. You might, in fact you almost undeniably must, associate lemmings with your common internet gatherers. If one started wanking off with a moldy piece of cheese to some horrible tune and a picture of midgets and a nurse, the rest would follow so long as pictures were provided. Obviously we need a bit of change.

First we will examine many of the internet fads, that one piece of hell satan has sent into our world. While at first a fad is funny, we quickly find that if feels as if a hoard of grizzly hairy men who havn't bothered to bath are jumping up and down on our balls. Take the O RLY? fad. Started on one forum, and mildly funny, the small joke created a photoshop thread. We all laughed a little, watching it like we would a nice fire on cold night. The god dumped gasoline on the fire for a little laugh. The next thing we knew we had a topic well over fifty pages here on newgrounds, and an O RLY? owl had to be posted as much as bedn in every single available topic.

Shortly after the O RLY finally simmered down, a great hulk of a man fell out of the sky and unfortunatly made indiana jones cry. Quite honestly, this I had heard about in the real world before seeing it on the net. I heard a couple of them and laughed, visited the site that contained them and grew a little scared at the impending doom. Sure enough, within weeks all that people could talk about was how Chuck Norris had a bigger penis than them and how much they admired him for it. This man was so admirable to gullible fanboys of our world, that it spread entirely quickly into the real world creating an apocalypse in which Norris was actually able to get press coverage. Needless to say, the jokes were pounded into the ground untill they lost all funny.

A final fad I would like to look at is the god forsaken bedn fad. Luckily this one plagues newgrounds soley, but it still is a nuicence. A one time visitor to Wade Fulp's photography store, this boy became an instant idol to thirteen year olds for having the ability to walk, stand in one spot with is thumbs pointed in the upward direction, and have a little flash go off. Now for god knows what reason, it is compulsory for every topic that has any picture in it, for any reason to suddenly have bedn show up. Once again all funny having been stamped out of it in a 100 page long photoshop topic.

What then is our solution to the impending lack of funny that springs up every other month. Perhaps kids should have implants that can be zapped whenever they say or type something stupid or overdone. Betteryet, fads should come with computer viruses, this way the only way you'd be willing to get them is if they were worth $2000 of funniness. But perhaps the best solution, and the most impracticle, is to teach kids how to be creative and think for themselves.

is there anyone interested?

BTW

At 5/10/06 12:48 AM, evildemonicsquirrel wrote: go back to myspace. >:(

Are you refuring to this place?
Because while that is my myspace I rarely use it. Nor would the correct pull for the kind of people to do this be there.

Whats more, myspace is a totally different website, and I would rather do it on newgrounds. Additionally, while you may feel that myspace is some sort of habbitat for emos and degenerates of society, its actually just another site, and belonging to newgrounds doesn't exactly make you cool.

Anyway, if you aren't interested you shouldn't post. This is the last time I will bump this tonight. If no one is interested I will try again in the morning and the afternoon tommorow and then give up.

I thought it would be interesting.

btw evildemonicsquirrel, you of all people need some writing exercises, your insults don't even vaguely perturb me, nor do they show an ounce of creativity. Go get an education and try again.

To participate, add your name in here... as the people continue to add their names I will update a list. Once it is your turn, you will have two days to write the next part of the story, continuing where the last person left off. Once you have completed your part you may sign yourself back up and be put at the end of the list.

There are a few rules
1. If you are not on the list, you are not writing part of this story.
2. Anything you write must attempt to remain within the plot of this story.
3. Any blatant referals to porn, masterbating etc... will get you removed from the list and prevent you from being able to work furher in this story. While I appreciate the fact that some of you like that kind of stuff, this is an excersise to improve writing ability. You must follow what has been given before. This is not a chance for you to whack off unless good writing turns you on.
4. READ THE STORY. THIS WILL NOT WORK IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
5. Finally and most importantly, have fun. This is an excersise to improve your writing ability.

Here is the beginning of the story. Have fun:

Just beginning to dip below the horizon, the sun cast its last tendrils on the sea, filling it with blood red light. The sea in turn reflected a golden red hue across the shore, glinting off the chest plate of a man who had washed upon the shore earlier that day. He had not moved, and he would not have moved again, as the gods had claimed his soul in a thunderous night swell the previous day.

The following day, the girl retuned at the breaking of the dawn. The body was gone, all that remained was the jewel she had left. Placing it within a small wooden box, she walked away around the rock, her thinking stone tucked tightly in her hand.

Just beginning to dip below the horizon, the sun cast its last tendrils on the sea, filling it with blood red light. The sea in turn reflected a golden red hue across the shore, glinting off the chest plate of a man who had washed upon the shore earlier that day. He had not moved, and he would not have moved again, as the gods had claimed his soul in a thunderous night swell the previous day.

Fate had something else in store for this unknown traveler of the world. A woman was walking, staff digging deep into the sand, towards the man, or rather around the lake. Upon reaching the man the new traveler stopped, bent down and kissed his cold, sundried forhead. She sprinkled a few flower petals across his forhead, made a small wish, and left a cristal between his eyes.

She raised herself up, a tear on her eye, and walked away in the same direction she had been going. Soon she had disappeared around a rock with the sun. Dark, calm and like black glass the water remained motionless. The moon rose out of its watery grave casting silver to dance upon a smooth stage of liquid death. Finally the light fell upon the green crystal that lay on the man's forhead.

In a flash the man felt alive again. His body would not move, there was no body, only the mind and the sea. He felt pulled forward, deep into the stone, like metal to a magnet. And then all grew dark again. The moon passed behind a cloud and he never felt again.

The following day, the girl retuned at the breaking of the dawn. The body was gone, all that remained was the jewel she had left. Placing it within a small wooden box, she waled away around the rock, her thinking stone tucked tightly in her hand.

At 4/28/06 03:10 PM, Evark wrote: Well I'm not sure. A certain event taking place just before then could leave me with a bit too much alcohol in my blood to be eligible to donate.

I believe a nurse told me alcohal dissipates in the blood and breaks down... It may not matter. Besides your body will get rid of about an ounce an hour. 1 drink, 1 hour...

At 5/7/06 12:40 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote:

At 5/7/06 12:38 PM, -Tezzerr- wrote:

At 5/7/06 12:28 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: Oh yeah and congrats, Ramagi!

Dude, ramagi. Silly fool.

I know it's ramagi but I'm big on grammar.

Thats how she spells her name so it is ramagi

I'd like the idea I presented in this thread rated: http://www.newground../topic.php?id=477477

~gOS

Asside from that, me being gumOnShoe I'd like to be rated based on popularity.

posting on an alt because I've given up my main for two weeks and do not have access to it for good reason. Now back to studying for finals.

I'd chew off my own left nut before giving you a dime. As it is you owe me quite a lot. You see, I, a long long time ago, patented all forms of sexual activity. I have yet to recieve a check from your mother and as such I own you by the laws stated therin the contract that was created at such a time before you were born. As such I shall now request that you either hand over your company or give me no further trouble.

If you choose to ignore my humble request, I will have your nuts in a bag or be forced to use the powers of hypnotic persuasion to win a court battle when all odds are stacked against me.

You have three business days to comply.

At 5/5/06 06:32 PM, subpar wrote: Well, I do have a problem with idiots stealing an AMV that someone else made. And I do have a problem with people uploading whole entire movies to the site, thinking they won't get caught. But I don't see anything wrong with using a few clips from an anime to make a little music video that probably helps promote the anime better than a TV commercial would. I've never heard of anyone getting sued for making an AMV, either. Anime and Music companies have better things to do, I guess.

There have been a couple works on this site that have been pulled and all they used were likenesses to running anime series. I can think of one specifically that was out before an anime was released and still got pulled. It involved a battle sequence with swords next to a train. The only similar thing was the main characters face. There have also been movies pulled on account of the music they use. The one that made #1 on here called -miss you- is now completly gone.

Its not that they don't care. It is wrong, it is just dificult to enforce any kind of law on the internet. I'm sure we will find as technology progresses these things start to get cracked down on. But morally it is wrong to steal even a bit of anything. How many bits will get put up by different people untill the entire movie is on You Tube.

You'll complain about people who can't spell or use proper grammer, yet you have no problem with them breaking the law and putting the videos there in the first place.

I was watching the Yu Yu and at the beginning it says "Sponsored by newgrounds" and at the end it says that he wouldn't be able to do what he does with out newground support.

$$$$?

I'd put in months on a movie if I were going to be paid for it...

Tell them the grizly harrowing tale of they odyssey it took to get to the phone. Use plenty of description and prove that you are a hero for answering the phone and fulfilling your, their and destiny's purpose.

gumOnShoe won't be happy!

>:(

Happy Bday man...