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I got bored, okay?

OH MAH GAWD! Finn is happy

Anyone up for Master Chief?

AH got BOREDA!

At 9/19/10 05:04 PM, J-qb wrote:

At 9/19/10 04:50 PM, Peglay wrote: Yarrrrr

Thar Can only be ONE CAP`N on This here Ship!

But you need a crewmate, captain falcon!

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from his rectum while stalking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.

Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbor's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology monkey strapped on his suspenders and waltzed 500 sheep into a gigantic apple that had done Al a huge favor by spraying salt down his urethra. The trouble was that 2 cute immigrants had been puking rainbows. Hippies descended from rainbows to bring him sexy fish and shallow lemons. Al refused to make impregnated gnomes beg for kinky sex. He instead gave it chlamydia and a dick bun of extreme pleasure. Meanwhile, at Batman's house... Batman raped Al Gore's niece as Bangkok relocated into Robin's smelly underpants.
Due to unforeseen consequences all of City 17 residents' streetlights massively exploded and killed seven Mongoloids. Gordon Freeman masturbated furiously with sandpaper, unaware of his dicklessness effecting the entire human being over at Walmart's marijuana parade. So large, yet so insignificant was the marijuana's sea level. Gordon came on Alyx's sweaty and surprisingly swollen clitoris. "Fuck!" Exclaimed Gordon, because preggers stole his bike. So, Say Bike, the Indian chopper rider named Rig. Yet, nothing had happened. Naming Rig Fella Tio wasn't his telephone's breakdown but stabbing Chris Hansen pleased predators. Pedophiles rejoiced as Gary Brolsma randomly stopped typing love letters to his man-bitch called Steve.

"Who farted?", monotoned Mr. Moseby, as scriptures revealed the startling drop-bear plans tried to kill the foreigners doing absolutely nothing. "WHY MUST FRENCH PEOPLE DO NOTHING?!" Napoleon appeared bewildered and disgusted by his tortoise's Ichigo impression and proceeded to blow Charlie Sheen's huge, hot bloody wound. "Son of dicks!" cried Torterra realizing he cut his dick off depressingly. The stench of Chuck throwing monkey hairs into acid caused a violent stomach ulser in Electric Toothbrush, a woman who doesn't frequently stab gay zombie penicorns but decided to do horrible yoga in a kitchen cabinet. Babies were freaked, but they recovered as the condoms took over the world for Stalin, Josef Stalin. Now only Tom Fulp could 'enter' Sarah Palin's moist, warm microwave dick. Cooking babies and savory fried chicken as Mcain slapped hoes, Palin bit Charlie's knob, the door made of Cheetos and cheap plastic blow-up dolls and than danced wildly on Russia's homeless women.

"Hobos attacked her vagina" screamed Obama as he ran from his wife who was, silver dildo in hand, a bit horny of obsessive tickling. Unwarranted investigation and careful smuggling caused the Taliban to reassess penguin efficiency.

Then Dr. Fetus, along with his erect golf club, proceeded to go out to kill Michael Jackson and regurgitate old copies of naked fulp photos and then boil their nut-sack in oil so the Earth can never rotate around the giant package of crying babies causing the horrible apocalypse of bunnies and convenient chocolate-covered World War Seventeen. Unexpectedly, Phil Collins sucked Dick Van Dyke's Dirty Dishes. Weird monkeys were eating atop those crazy, zany, incarborated incubation pancakes which turd people didn't know how push pussy cats were diving from planes. "9/11 is a big conspiracy", said Al Gore, while he PlatinumFalcon sucks Gordon Rhamsey's spatula with cum stained stick while he took a bath in Glenn Beck's mouth. The next day a toenail escaped prison and destroyed a whole galaxy with an erect tomato. Now our beloved hero is going home, with anal lube securely locked in a queef's soft embrace. When he opened the door of his home he saw 3,908 Explosions of crap

Sorry, but I'm kinda new to Newgrounds. so It'll take time to get used to the forums and stuff.

P.S. I have no Idea what I just typed

At 9/18/10 12:19 AM, StickmenGalore wrote:

At 9/18/10 12:16 AM, MangaFriend wrote:

At 9/18/10 12:11 AM, StickmenGalore wrote: I made this when I just got bored... enjoy!

Wow, that's awesome! MS Paint really is quite good. But usually I color my work later in GIMP 2.6.8 (it's a free program and almost like Photoshop!)

But yea, MS paint does do some great work in right hands ^_^

Thanks, FriendlyManga! My hopes are up for another masterpiece!

Plus, if I'm successful enough in Arts and other crap... I might become an arteest! :3

At 9/18/10 12:16 AM, MangaFriend wrote:

At 9/18/10 12:11 AM, StickmenGalore wrote: I made this when I just got bored... enjoy!

Wow, that's awesome! MS Paint really is quite good. But usually I color my work later in GIMP 2.6.8 (it's a free program and almost like Photoshop!)

But yea, MS paint does do some great work in right hands ^_^

Thanks, FriendlyManga! My hopes are up for another masterpiece!

I made this when I just got bored... enjoy!

This should clear up your mind.

This is my own Castle Crasher
I call him Party Marty. He uses the power of epicness to kill enemies in a short range radius.

don't know how to draw you but here's a little something.

how'sthe background now?

At 9/13/10 12:09 AM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:

At 9/12/10 10:50 PM, StickmenGalore wrote: I forgot to add the dot com. :(

I subbed, but might I suggest changing the background image and the color scheme, it's hard to focus on anything with all the clashing colors, neatness and appealing colors help generate subs.

sorry, but I don't know what type of back ground to make. :(

yjnhjugnkghlhkb

Metro 2033 is Epic and awesome!

Discuss and share your opinions on what the game might be like!
All I know is that It's gonna be like a First-Person Fallout 3!

Discuss will beginnnnnnnn,,, NOW!

you're supposed to draw me!

I'll take your skittles , sir!

YAY! NOW I'M HAPPEH!

LOL

At 9/13/10 09:16 PM, KushClock wrote: I don't know anything that relates to Luwano but if anyone is willing to draw a picture of me, since I am a new clock and I tried drawing some marijuana and putting a clock on it, if someone is able to do that that has me above them, much appreciated and I will draw you back if I am above you.

hope it's enough. If you could make a stickman in a ninja form with trees in the back, that'd be AWESOME!

Happy
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O GOD WAT
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Mudkip
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....

Sup Argile.

At 9/12/10 11:08 PM, Glacier wrote: QUIT GOING ON THAT COMPUTER AND FEED YOUR CAT DAMMIT!

I don't have a cat! xD

At 9/12/10 10:44 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote: WHAR HAVE U GAIZ BEIN MA HOLE LIEF?!??!?!

Narnia :D

Narnia, where else?!

I forgot to add the dot com. :(

http://www.youtube.com/user/300ilikepie

I myself have a YouTube channel!

This is mine!
Be sure to check it out!

Why do I smell jealousy in the air?

That tankman looks awesome!