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What about my game??

Street Figher IV is still a pain in the a** sometimes. M. Bison is a serious disappointment.
Anyway, can't wait for Scott Pilgrim to come out. It'll be b****in' :)

I hope you realized that even in tank form you can still do a barrel roll.
JUST BARREL ROLL THROUGH IT D***IT!!

At 8/9/10 12:18 AM, Ptero wrote: We are only nine days into August. Other M could suck ass for all we know.

Funny story actually: Game Informer did an hour long playthrough some months back and they pointed out a number of problems with its set-up. Maybe they fixed it up or GI are a bunch of idiots but I'm still gonna be wary until the actual reviews come out. Till then, Scott Pilgrim baby.

At 8/9/10 12:44 AM, RobotTaco wrote: I kinda wanna club a seal. To hear them scream in pain, their moans of fear.

Shouldn't you be tormenting frogs instead? Some Cirno fan you are.

Scott Pilgrim's got my vote. Anything with serious psycho vegan action is worth a buy in my book.

Video games, video games, video games.

Economy and commerce will be done through gaming, wars will be fought through gaming, and people will behave in a gaming manner, particularly in using rhythm games to get through school exams and winning the hearts of their loved ones. Basically like what Scott Pilgrim's got going, but more video game-based.

Oh and I'll be the Supreme Final Boss so if anybody wants to say different they'll have to level up into the thousands. And of course there will be thousands of other bosses to spice up the world because bosses are usually the best part of a game, and with rhythm games just about every encounter is an enjoyable boss battle :3

First there will be celebration from the few tween audience members, but immediately after the stage will be rushed and the Jonas' will be taken away to face whatever fate. Then Wade and Tom will come on stage and apologize for the atrocity and get on with the show, but then suddenly some random guy in the audience jumps onto the stage claiming that he's Tom's wife's ex-lover and does battle with him. After Wade and Tom deal with him several more people storm the stage also claiming to be the Legion of Evil Exes and then there is a serious brawl on stage where not only Tom and Wade but every single music artist from Newgrounds and several flash animators like Egoraptor and Happy Harry and Krinkles will do battle with their own styles. Then the Jonas' return with their army of brainwashed tweens and the whole thing becomes the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
It will be the most epic and devastating concert fight outbreak ever: Lives in the hundreds will be lost, and about a third of Philly will be leveled. But in the end the blood-stained Fulp brothers and the strongest of the Newgrounds community will be the last ones standing, and at that moment Newgrounds will be the most powerful political/online/social entity in the world, hailing an era of peace to the globe with Philadelphia as the new world capital. The Tankmen will be the world's only standing army, but fortunately no one wants to go to war so they're free to mess around like they usually do. Needless to say that concert will be the greatest thing ever, whatever happens.
(Sorry, been watching too many Scott Pilgrim trailers XD)

Now to RobotTaco and whoever else I pose this:

At 8/8/10 08:26 AM, RobotTaco wrote: I'm pretty sure I got it, so:

You'll never get it.

He might not but I can. It's Patchcon: Defend the Library. Probably the only RTS I will play regularly. Unit deaths never sounded so adorable =3

Tail Concerto. Poor guy; his freakin' name is Waffle. But a cutesy game nonetheless.

Raocow is a pretty cool guy, eh maeks Mario ROM videos and doesn't afraid of accent.

Buttered toast, Milky Way bar and milk. Breakfast of champions my friends.

At 8/6/10 05:44 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: I thought this topic would be about strange Japanese Fetishes.

Same here. Almost every other day I ask myself "What the h**l is wrong with Japan." I see something grotesque from their country, and when I think I've seen it all I find something 5x more disturbing and mind-f**kingly absurd a few days later from that same country. And yet I want to go there...

At 8/4/10 03:14 PM, mushroomn wrote: Everyone in this thread is dumb, me included

You finally figured it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561 KM

At 8/4/10 03:06 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: It probably just means that youhave nochancetosurvive makeyourtime.

Ha ha ha.

;Who the h**l do you think I am!? Of course I watched Gurren Lagann; one of the manliest shows ALIVE!!

At 8/4/10 03:07 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: What do you mean? There's only eight episodes. I suppose if they wanted to continue it after that, it'd be The Adventures of Whiny Bitch Face and Fan Service.

Simon was only a whiny b***h for like three or so episodes; afterwards he's nearly as much a bad-a** as Kamina was. You just gotta be patient. And if you want to see unnecessary Fan Service go see an anime called Needless. The fan service there is both grossly overabundant and immensely inappropriate (considering the girls' ages XP).

Briefs.

Not long ago I posted a story for the July writing contest, which is a bit comedic and could make for an interesting shoot 'em up (that's what I envisioned it while writing :P). You could give that a look over if you want; it's entitled Time Flight.

Two months, two MWC's partaken. Good way to kill some time and flex my creative/writing muscles. Looking forward to the June winners results, but in the meantime I'll be taking a break for school. Unless the next contest piques my interest.

At 7/31/10 10:56 AM, zimzap wrote: I can guarantee that Epic has already developed the story and knows exactly what they will do. Even if they decide to kill him, they can always bring back another Carmine in GoW4 like that did for 2.

A GoW4!? Gasp!!

Definitely Street Fighter. Other fighting games like Guilty Gear and vs. Capcom games I can manage, but picking up SFIV I get my a** handed to me in freakin' campaign, not to mention the "pros" online that hand it to me regularly. It just gets so frustrating at times.

Got up around 12:44 pm or something like that; went to bed at 7 in the morning. But it was all worth it: Got to help some drunks get out of an arrest and saw a guy piss himself while he was sleeping.
Plus I got my hands on Alan Wake so w00t :D

I don't see modders anymore these days, but back when Halo 2 was still fresh and they were everywhere on Xbox Live I despised them. I remember my first encounter with one like it were yesterday:
It was Capture the Flag on that one large ice mountain map (haven't played in forever so I forgot the names). Me and a team mate rode out of the base on a Warthog, and over the hill we spotted a tank. Needless to say the tank fired at us, but the thing fired off six rounds a second, basically making it into a machine-gun on steroids. As my corpse flew through the air I managed to spot an enemy player glide across the screen with our flag.
I'd run into other modders later on but none could ever match the sheer unexpected unfairness of that first encounter.
So seriously, if mods are being used on online competitive games instead of private ones then screw them. Screw them all >:(

At 7/31/10 01:27 AM, sweet21 wrote: it's going to suck, either by bad writing, or just too many fight scenes you could do yourself if you play the game, hell, they might just go into even more detail about the sex scenes....*shivers*

Thank you!

It would be like any other war movie, but done completely in first-person and the pacing won't be limited by the player. Huh, that actually would be interesting to see...

Godd***it I just posted in another topic about the same freakin' thing?? Do I have to repeat myself?? Cuz I hate repeatin' myself!!
In a nutshell I would like to see people vote for Clayton to die, then turn around and yell/complain at Epic for making him die, making this into a video game re-imagining of the "Robin Dies" fiasco of the 80s (90s? I don't know comic book history)

I'd like to see this topic erupt into a re-imagining of the "Robin Dies" fiasco. It's high time that gamers got the chance to yell at game developers for an event they themselves voted to happen :)

At 7/30/10 10:55 PM, illuminate wrote: I don't think anybody has a logical reason why God of War should NOT be made a movie.

Two examples: Super Mario Bros. and Street Fighter movies respectively. Hollywood has a bad track record with this kind of thing; for every Prince of Persia there's a Double Dragon and Bloodrayne. Besides the GoW games had YOU play out the scenes as well as watch them, so why dole out $10 to see something you've done/seen before.
So in other words, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

In all seriousness though, all I know about trolls is that they are eating her, and then they are going to eat me. Fill in the blanks.