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I downloaded the free trial and played it solely for ONE QUEST, that I beat IN UNDER A DAY. Blizzard thinks they could get my money by throwing in a Touhou reference but I took it on without paying a cent. And I have no desire of ever playing it again, suckers!! >: )

Several hundred dollars, and the gift of baking and giving out cookies :D. Also the gift of watching director commentary on Scott Pilgrim ^o^

"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because adolf hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the

Way to go you two! :D :D :D

I actually enjoy IWBTG, either for the music, bosses, ridiculous challenge or because I went completely insane trying to beat it the first time that hate and loathing has been replaced with warming affection. In all I find the game pure awesome sauce. I even cosplay as The Kid at conventions :P

Mother 3. That game was full of cry moments, particularly the letter in the rain scene and the ending :'(

A man stepped out onto his lawn, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from his rectum while stalking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.

Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbor's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology monkey strapped on his suspenders and waltzed 500 sheep into a gigantic apple that had done Al a huge favor by spraying salt down his urethra. The trouble was that 2 cute immigrants had been puking rainbows. Hippies descended from rainbows to bring him sexy fish and shallow lemons. Al refused to make impregnated gnomes beg for kinky sex. He instead gave it chlamydia and a dick bun of extreme pleasure. Meanwhile, at Batman's house... Batman raped Al Gore's niece as Bangkok relocated into Robin's smelly underpants.

Due to unforeseen consequences all of City 17 residents' streetlights massively exploded and killed seven Mongoloids. Gordon Freeman masturbated furiously with sandpaper, unaware of his dicklessness effecting the entire human being over at Walmart's marijuana parade. So large, yet so insignificant was the marijuana's sea level. Gordon came on Alyx's sweaty and surprisingly swollen clitoris. "Fuck!" Exclaimed Gordon, because preggers stole his bike. So, Say Bike, the Indian chopper rider named Rig. Yet, nothing had happened. Naming Rig Fella Tio wasn't his telephone's breakdown but stabbing Chris Hansen pleased predators. Pedophiles rejoiced as Gary Brolsma randomly stopped typing love letters to his man-bitch called Steve.

"Who farted?", monotoned Mr. Moseby, as scriptures revealed the startling drop-bear plans tried to kill the foreigners doing absolutely nothing. "WHY MUST FRENCH PEOPLE DO NOTHING?!" Napoleon appeared bewildered and disgusted by his tortoise's Ichigo impression and proceeded to blow Charlie Sheen's huge, hot bloody wound. "Son of dicks!" cried Torterra realizing he cut his dick off depressingly. The stench of Chuck throwing monkey hairs into acid caused a violent stomach ulser in Electric Toothbrush, a woman who doesn't frequently stab gay zombie penicorns but decided to do horrible yoga in a kitchen cabinet. Babies were freaked, but they recovered as the condoms took over the world for Stalin, Josef Stalin. Now only Tom Fulp could 'enter' Sarah Palin's moist, warm microwave dick. Cooking babies and savory fried chicken as Mcain slapped hoes, Palin bit Charlie's knob, the door made of Cheetos and cheap plastic blow-up dolls and than danced wildly on Russia's homeless women.

"Hobos attacked her vagina" screamed Obama as he ran from his wife who was, silver dildo in hand, a bit horny of obsessive tickling. Unwarranted investigation and careful smuggling caused the Taliban to reassess penguin efficiency.

Then Dr. Fetus, along with his erect golf club, proceeded to go out to kill Michael Jackson and regurgitate old copies of naked fulp photos and then boil their nut-sack in oil so the Earth can never rotate around the giant package of crying babies causing the horrible apocalypse of bunnies and convenient chocolate-covered World War Seventeen. Unexpectedly, Phil Collins sucked Dick Van Dyke's Dirty Dishes. Weird monkeys were eating atop those crazy, zany, incarborated incubation pancakes which turd people didn't know how push pussy cats were diving from planes.

"9/11 is a big conspiracy", said Al Gore, while he PlatinumFalcon sucks Gordon Rhamsey's spatula with cum stained stick while he took a bath in Glenn Beck's mouth. The next day a toenail escaped prison and destroyed a whole galaxy with an erect tomato. Now our beloved hero is going home, with anal lube securely locked in a queef's soft embrace. When he opened the door of his home he saw 3,908 Explosions of crap and went upstairs. Who is this masked man? He gives a rock to Obama and says: "Your mother". How crass, I quipped. Surprise Buttsex destroyed the United States of America. Just then a giant non-American avocado filled the doorway half full of cat soiled litter, then left. It headed to Cuntiva IIV while violating my ass, which created several contagious anal zombies. They vigorously started masturbating and killing.

"Why must Paris Hilton continue to date shitty mexican robots?" Obama rhetorically answered,

"Chimps cause the infamous swelling of Jews' small yet nubile formica on Tuesdays. But only when they throw shit at the sleeping pandas and Taiwanese teenage brats."

"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared

Hey remember how in Halo 2 there was a feature to create, label and join clans? You don't? Well that's the only time I was into clans, a few actually. But with the loss of that subtle convenience I said "screw it" and never been in a clan since. No longings to get back into them either.

At 12/18/10 03:39 PM, Androu1 wrote: Give all hats and weapons to everyone = No bitching = Fuck yeah.

Better still: Burn all the hats. Laugh afterwards. Or do it like this guy did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5OcXgbm Ok

Sambone Trio on Master Mode in Gitaroo-Man.

Technically not a fight in the traditional sense but for years I've never been able to beat those three bony bastards, which is a shame considering how awesome I am at the other parts of the game. Worst still, because of this I can't play the harder versions of my more favorite stages! Grrrr!

In 2004 I think, back when G4 showed plenty of game-related shows and well before the Cops/Cheaters invasion, there was an awards show called G-Phoria that was more akin to an award show done by gamers. Heck it even gave out an honorary award to Ralph Baer, the inventor of the home gaming console, it's first year. Then after the second year it stopped being a huge event and eventually went away.
From what I'm reading and hearing that show would have been more welcome than the VGAs.

My initial reaction to this topic was this at the 17 second mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zNjQecyj E8

But then I saw the all-Johnny Depp snippet, so now I'm thinking "hmm...". Eh, chances are it'll still suck some way, and then there'd be a part 5, then 6 and so on. Look at Saw.

More games need this kind of freedom:

At 12/7/10 11:56 AM, KeithHybrid wrote:

At 12/7/10 11:50 AM, SomaGuye wrote: Touhou series.

This. End thread.

And how!

The game is pretty fun and has a lot more content than other fighters like SFIV. Downside is that there's far more bull-s**t tech spammers online than SFIV, as in people who pull off strings of combos that pretty much freezes you until you're dead. Luckily there's a tutorial and plenty of things to do solo. I dug the Story Mode and voice acting was pretty good overall in English. But again, I'm not so sure about the whole balanced part.

Your Euros have no relevance on these deals; speak in American money!

7 Minutes

The title literally tells you the maximum playtime.

You finally become The Guy and a parade is held in your honor, but upon returning home a giant fruit falls and kills you. Press R to restart, sucker.

Unrealistically I'd like a PSP and a s**t-ton of games that I wanna play on it.

Realistically I'd like the Zombie Survival Handbook, or the Bayonetta Soundtrack.

I had thought of going out to the malls around 12 am to check them out, but then I realized I had no pants to wear.

I'm nearly 6 foot and I'm in the general area of 150 pounds. Does that constitute as skinny here? Either way I still have amazing metabolism because I've maintained this weight for years eating junk and barely exercising.

Killer7's ending was really f***ed up but the music that plays during it makes it incredibly somber and depressing. I'm talking the first ending, not the one that comes up after the gameplay section that follows.

I don't know how to screen-cap my desktop :'(

I've only played SH2 and I sucked at the puzzles but it was certainly creepy. The reveal at the end was quite the emotional feat and the characters were both interesting and added to the mood. I ought to replay that game at some point, maybe give SH3 a try too.

Mother 1 aka Earthbound Zero?

At 11/14/10 08:37 PM, TurnCoat99 wrote: very dissapointing.

How so? Like you don't get to tear down statues in real time, or shake hands with village leaders, or that it's not the greatest RPG experience as promised? Wait, that last part was with the first game. Nevermind.

At 11/14/10 08:25 PM, Killerhammer wrote: I don't give a shit 'bout 3, Fallout 2 was THE SHIT.

I never played Fallout 2 but I've heard of some pretty awesome things in there that sorta make me want to play it, such as a <SPOILER> society of sentient Deathclaws and <a NOTHER SPOILER> helping a Scientology Cult take down a Chinese supercomputer aboard a sub. Yeah, random awesome things like that.

Got all achievements on Super Meat Boy. I see things are predominantly Black Ops but since others are mentioning other games I figure why not. Meat Ninja for the win!

Currently it's Durarara! Seriously everything about that show is perfection: Characters, plot, pacing. Shizuo for the win!

Every Touhou soundtrack. EVERY ONE. But specifically number 7, like with this piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFNAoIia6 tQ&feature=related

And ze epic remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hov6UmtKA Xk

And you want epic final boss music? Then look no further Chum!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPjTylt4 9o&feature=related