1,988 Forum Posts by "Spike-J-Wolfwood"
I had no idea that NG had so many humorless prudes....... It was a joke! It wasn’t suppose to be sexy (duh). Come on people!!!! We’re NG users!!!!! We are suppose to be weird and out there laughing at any random dumb thing............. It’s the mentality that gave birth to the clocks and VGDC and all that shit.
1:A guy is in a bar telling his friend that all lawyers are assholes. A guy walks up to them and says “I take great offence to that!” the first guy asks “Are you a lawyer” to which he replies “No, I’m an asshole.”
2: A priest a pedofile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that’s just the first guy..............
Happy B-day Pri-fro!
here....... have a clock
I heard about this a while back. Apparently you can buy property on the moon that may be worth something if we ever colonize it. I think the land is pretty cheap too..... useless but cheap........
That’s definitely hitting a 8.3 on the random meter. Some of you guys need to relax, it wasn’t meant to be erotic...... It was meant to be random, strange and absurd........... I’m thinking that’s why that clam/blob thing ate her out of nowhere.
I think CherryClock brought this up last night and posted the link for the patch.......... I’m to lazy to look for it though.
He already admitted that he used (not stole) clips. The law permits for parody without full consent as long as it is not bing used for profit. I don’t believe that he’s doing anything illegal or wrong but it is slight cheesy.
I usually don’t eat candy but my stepmom had some butterfingers sitting around and I couldn’t help myself......... I had three......... one after another......... I don’t get it. Usually I can’t even finish a Snickers bar but there’s just something about those damned butterfingers.
They’re like crack, and boy do I love crack!
Today. I just finished “It’s the End of the World as We Know it, and I Could Use a Drink” by Scott Sherman. It’s fairly funny. It’s a satire about how most of society is apathetic about various things such as the environment, social responsibilities and the decline of culture in a modern “me” society.
Cancer of the thumbnail perhaps? Or maybe it’s a government implant............ I’d stay away from the doctor........ Hey may be in on it too.
At 8/11/03 11:04 PM, SonicBlackJack wrote:
I know, but Jason has more power than Freddy has. You can say that Jason is like an immortal, a zombie
Freddy’s dead too.......... Plus he has *cue echo* EERIE POWERS. *Cue spooky music*
Jason’s the unstoppable killer who’s coming to get you and Freddy is Charles Manson with bogeyman abilities.
Trust me, once you see what Freddy is capable of you’ll think he’s every bit as bad ass as Jason
Thanks! You’re one very helpful Clock.
At 8/11/03 10:53 PM, Saggi wrote: damnit....first off there is about 7 of these topics floating around......second off neither one of them can win freddy only can die in dreams and jason dosent sleep plus jason cant die....they will fight till they are torsoes
Actually, Freddy can only die once you get him into the real world. Also, Jason can die........ It just takes a whole hell of a lot to kill him. Remember in “Jason Goes to Hell”? The smoked his ass ti iddy-biddy pieces in the first ten minutes then he was resurrected. Freddy can reassemble himself if he’s hacked up.
I personally think it’ll be a stale mate where they are both killed or sealed away to duke it out for eternity.
At 8/11/03 10:20 PM, SonicBlackJack wrote: I think Jason is gonna win cuz Freddy doesnt have alot of abilities like Jason has. Jason has a big ass saw/machete!
What are you talking about!??! Freddy can bend reality into a nightmare world. His powers also reach over into the real world.
My money is on Freddy!!!! He may not have the size or reach advantage but he’s one fucking dirty fighter. Plus Nightmare on Elm Street was the first horror movie I saw (when I was six) and I just gotta stay true.
Yes!!!! THE POWER IS YOURS!!!!!!!......... god I hated that show and that blue Sting looking jackass.
I would wither say fire or steel. I love knives, guns and combusting combustibles........ (burning shit).......... How about a mix? Highly tempered steel.
You are a vet of NG but with only 700 and change as far as post count you aren’t a vet of the BBS. Still a good idea though........... let the noobs read the damn FAQ for once. That's what it's there for.
It's the LegendaryFrog for me too. Muffins......... HA!
Even better!
The fait of Chinese cats : “I no want be flied lice”
(no offence to the Asians out there)
But I don’t wanna get spayed..........
At 8/11/03 02:18 AM, RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh wrote:
If that's him in your sig, I'm telling you right now that he looks like a girl/blazing homosexual.
That isn't him. That's a sig someone made in the war_macines thread. Thanks for the input. You seem to know a lot about the subject.
This is a character I have been tinkering with for an RPG I’m working on (This means it is protected except for the name)
Name: Spike J. Wolfwood A.k.a. The Darkness
Age: Unknown
Height: 5'11"
Interests: Art (Martial and otherwise), Weaponry of all types, Technology and The Occult.
Description: Well dressed and mannered while assuming the identity of a head of the technology and engineering conglomerate known as J Corp. International. Spike J. Wolfwood is host to an ancient consciousness that has moved from host to host since the beginning of human civilization. This symbiotic relationship grants the host great power to defend but unfortunately is sometimes used for evil if the union is with one of a twisted mentality.
As The Darkness he stands 6'3" with a hard black body suit made of the symbiotic creatures skin. Chains with blades affixed to them make up the rest of his armor and can be used in an unsettling fashion that is almost tentacle like in nature.
Powers: Knowledge amassed from thousands of years of human civilization, mastery of any weapon known to man as well as a few of his own invention, Powerful offensive and deceptive magic that is kept as a stock (if he uses a lot he will be drained, if no use is made then he can stock pile power). Almost indestructible by normal means.
At 8/9/03 06:02 PM, simply_forgotten wrote:
That's like saying you honor murderers and crimminals, but you're not one of them. They honor a past enemy, that means they approve of their actions.
Oh, I’m sorry I guess it wasn’t Americans that threw small-pox contaminated blankets on natives, rounded them up and shot / hung them, and relocated them to land where they were barley able to survive.
Why don't you go honor the Japanese that bombed Pearl Hobor now.
We honor murder and savagery every time we honor a war of it’s solders.
At 8/9/03 05:49 PM, Ambyth wrote: Look, you nearly wiped them out. How angry can you really be? People burn the American flag every day. Why arn't you posting about that?
And even the people who burn the flag can do it because they are protected by this countries constitution. Some people are so gun-ho about this country that they would deny citizens the fundamental rights that make this country worth living in.
Well, there really is no way to tell what it is till it’s viewed......... Do you mean penalizing people for submitting them?........ meh, I don’t care, I get points so it’s no big deal.
And how is this spiting in our face? They one the fucking battle. The were a part of this country before it was a country. If anything involving a symbol of their conquerors is disgraceful to their memorial.
At 8/9/03 08:32 AM, SteveZarebski wrote: http://www.ngbbs.tk/
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WTF?!? Wow....... I must be sleepy. I didn’t even see that when I checked earlier....... Good lookin out man.
