1,988 Forum Posts by "Spike-J-Wolfwood"
My blazing wit… and a gatling gun … and a gasoline powered sweater with GPS and built in spatchula.
At 12/6/04 01:16 AM, Kam-Ron wrote: Alien Hominid would actually be tight as fuck in 3d. Just think about it. Man.... That is a game I would want, but I doubt it will EVER EVER happen.
If they weren’t careful it would go the way of Earthworm Jim 3d. Great 2D game, sucky 3D game.
At 12/5/04 11:41 PM, Maus wrote: Pong, biatches. Then Pac-Man, and Q-bert. Good times.
It was so depressing, I was talking to this teen that dared to call himself a gamer. The kid didn’t even know what Pong was.
At 12/6/04 01:07 AM, NeverFirst wrote: Time is calculable when nothing is moving, but it's not calculable when nothing exists. Just because nothing moves in any of the three space dimensions, doesn't mean that they cease to exist. So time is reliant on the three dimensions, and not indepentdent of them.
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Time doesn’t need the third dimension to exist. You can have time in two dimensions. Does that mean that time becomes the third dimension on a two dimensional plane? No, time is relevant to all of them and exists without the Z-axis.
Take this into consideration, would you be able to plot a point in 3d space without the existence of the Y-axis? No. Can you measure the amount of time it takes something to move down a one-dimensional line? Yes.
The first game I ever played was the 1983 game, Pitfall for the Atari 2600. I was two years old and the Atari belonged to my uncle. It was the start of my life long love affair with gaming.
At 12/6/04 12:11 AM, Assassin_ wrote:At 12/6/04 12:08 AM, Hycran wrote: if it was in 4d you would probably shit your pantsDid you know "4d" is time ...it's lenth width depth AND time yah i pribly would shtie my pants too.
Actually, a dimension by definition is axis for defining the coordinates of a point in space. Additionally a dimension is reliant on the lower dimensions existence. For instance, the third dimension cannot exist without the first or second dimension so technically time is not a dimension since it is calculable when scrutinizing movement or processes in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd dimensions.
To even understand 4d we have to find a way to take the standard X,Y,Z axis and add a fourth axis that is simultaneously perpendicular to X,Y, and Z. Hard to imagine but mathematically possible. The real question is if our minds (trained to see and interact in three dimensions) would even be able to adjust to seeing four dimensionally. So we’d probably shit our pants due to how impossibly hard it would be to do just about anything in a 4d game.
/egghead rant
I would be smart about it. I would take the money and use it to buy a failing company, dismantle it, sell of it’s parts for a profit and continue the cycle constantly buying and selling larger and larger companies. Over the span of a decade or two I would be able to turn that 5 mill into 500 mill.
At 12/2/04 09:13 AM, MasterGehn wrote:How does going to a sperm bank and jerking off state that I want kids?At 12/2/04 08:27 AM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote:In my opinion, if you are going to a sperm bank you are making the decision that you want children
No no no, I mean if you are a woman who is going into a sperm bank to be inseminated then you are in one of three places.
1. You are married and your husband is shooting blanks.
2. You are single but want to have a kid on your own.
3. You are a lesbian but you still wish to have a child rather than adopting.
If a woman is making the decision to be impregnated by an anonymous donor then she is in a way stating that she is ready to provide for that child and is not entitled to child support from said donor.
Two words - Ganguro Girl
What word (a real word) rhymes with “purple”?
I think it's good... could have been better.... 9 / 10
You guys are right. This thread is boring.
Nope, it went to court and now he's screwed.
Neon Cock-Ring
The George W.s’
Karma Machinegun
Hip Drip
Square of Pi
Sleazy G.
… that’s all I got at the moment… Need sleep.
At 12/2/04 08:22 AM, Exolim wrote: You get paid to beat off. You can't go wrong!
Well, that’s all good and well but there are no laws protecting you from the mother tracking you down to demand child support. Something like this happened earlier this year and now there is some guy paying child support for twins just because he jerked it into a cup a few months earlier. In my opinion, if you are going to a sperm bank you are making the decision that you want children and are ready to take care of them yourself.
Congratulations on the launch of Alien Hominid Tom and Wade! As someone who is starting out in the Video Game News industry I wish you the best of luck with sales and hopefully future installments / new titles. Hopefully you have plans on moving forward in console gaming. If so, I look forward to reviewing your titles and covering your progress every step of the way.
Because they have nothing better to do. Forget that the Internet offers a nearly endless amount of things to do, see and read. These guys can’t have any fun unless they are being obnoxious.
I’d probably do it as long as I could be guaranteed that the child would never be able to track me down in the future. I don’t need that crap. Women have it good though. They can donate their eggs for about $5,000 pre harvest.
Haha! That’s a great idea. It’d be funny to use that to pay someone offering free give away stuff. He would probably just stand there thinking “wtf?…”.
At 12/2/04 07:16 AM, EviLDoG wrote:At 12/2/04 07:14 AM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote: When did this four posts every half hour thing start?It use to be 4 posts an hour, it was hell on all of us.
Wow, I'm glad I wasn't here during that. I remember when this place didn’t have any post limits. It was crazy. Too much spam, too few mods to control it all. I liked it when the limit was something like ten minutes or something. Oh well, this shouldn’t be too big of a deal if I just decide to not be that active. Does the count down start after the first of the four posts you make in the thread or the last one? I’d make more sense if it was the first one. I can’t imagine too many good reasons to make more than four posts in a single thread in under a half hour. If it’s the last post then that’d be a pain.
I think you'll find a lot of help here.
http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/index.php?fn=browse_forum&f=22330
I’m sure that this has been asked before. I tried searching for this but for some reason I couldn’t find a thread.
When did this four posts every half hour thing start? I can see how post limits are needed on a forum with this many members but didn’t it use to be every five or ten minutes? I remember that traffic was controlled fairly well back then. Doesn’t the half hour thing impede the comfortable flow of “hot” topics at all?
I’m ok with a camera, fairly decent with photoshop but I’m even better with special effects makeup. I did this for Halloween last year. If you guys are interested in doing something like this for Halloween this year I got my stuff from this site http://www.screamteam.com/newpage/products.htm
This is where I would normaly remind everyone that I did this first (I think) with the League of the Militant Godless....... but seeing as how I we have decided to disband and regroup later this year as something new all I have to say is good luck and I wish your crew the best.
meh.... the only station I ever payed atention to in those games were the talk stations......
That anime chick looks ok. Too much hair work for my taste though. From what I have read about the stylized nature of Anime you usually just want to out line the general shape of the hair and ad lines to suggest the way the hair lays against the head and body. Look closely at the majority of modern anime. You’ll see what I mean. Nice work none the less.
At 2/7/04 08:58 AM, jamie_crumb wrote: how do you deposit bbs experience
............. *sigh*.......... you will do well to read this: http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/portal_faq.html
And then read this: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/rules.html
Mine was when I was 15 and It was with a Hispanic girl that came from a very strict and religious family so she could only get out if they though he was doing something they approved of. Of course they didn’t want her dating. We met at the down town library. I got there early and her folks dropped her off at around two. We met and had lunch and caught a movie. I ended up spending almost three years with that girl. Thankfully her parents let her out on dates after they got to know me.
Usually when I’m irritated or unimpressed with something or someone I say “meh...” or “pifff” (saying the words not making the sounds). Every now and then I will call something “1337" or “leet” and the other night right after having sex with my new girlfriend (avid console gamer and always on the internet) when asked me “How was that for you?” and I said “w00t”. She started laughing so hard she couldn’t breath.
At 2/7/04 08:35 AM, jamie_crumb wrote: ive learned that my reviews suck
but have not been told that ive been banned
i found out by trying to send a review and it told me that i am banned
and ive been waiting for a week but im till banned
Well...... it really that important that you are able to review? It seems that you only reviewed submissions you thought were good. I’m sure it gives the author a hard-on but reviews are more helpful if you give a little constructive criticism towards the flash that isn’t all that great. You know, clue them in on how they can improve.
Oh well.... wait till the end of the month.... if you aren't un-banned from reviews the I don't know what to tell you.
At 2/7/04 08:29 AM, jamie_crumb wrote: WOW THANKS PEOPLE
also ive been banned from sending reviews
how long do i have to wait?
What.... were you being abusive in your reviews? Didn’t the screen telling you that you’ve been banned give you this info?
