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A father is sitting at home, reading the paper when his son, who worked with potatoes in a little shop down town, comes home a lot earlier then expected from work. "Why you home so early?" "Father, i got sacked from work."
Outraged the father goes down to the potato peelers shop and walks in screaming "Why the fuck did you go and sack my son for!" the manager replied, "We caught him in the back room with a potato peeler up his ass"
"My Lord, can i see this potato peeler?"
"Sorry mate, we sacked him too."
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