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Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 25th, 2006 in Audio

They clearly found something better, to do, as did I. Its only the internet, lol.

Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 25th, 2006 in Audio

That film is ace and i've been meaning to watch it for weeks now.

Response to: 0 voters? Posted August 24th, 2006 in Audio

Good god, not another thread for people to cry about 0 voters. If you whine, you're gonna make yourself a target, capice?

Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 24th, 2006 in Audio

Darkloud, get off my leg already, DOWN BOY, SIT!

Response to: How do you create melodies? Posted August 19th, 2006 in Audio

I dont believe that for some people tho, its not a matter of being either pitch perfect or tone deaf, i got told by someone who can on occasion write a full track from the first note he plays that he had to LEARN to be pitch perfect. So unless its medical fact someone is tone deaf, then there is every chance for improvement.

As regardin making music, i dont really make much thats beautiful, i generally follow the techno approach which is about putting weird noises into a track and seeing how they react with each other.

Melody writing if you can play an instrument should come easily, if not it might take a bit longer.

And then theres... those days that i'm not going to talk about, and i hope no one else does or did.

Response to: Audio Programs? Posted August 19th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 09:52 PM, SadSpoon wrote:

that is so fucking annoying! i have seen you post that picture about 5 times. get a new one.

Erm, ok, just for you...

Audio Programs?

Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 19th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 03:14 PM, Triskele wrote: Ok, here goes.

0M6 SPAMWARRIOR IS GHEY CUZ LIEK HE FITES WIF EVRY1 AND SHIT, AND HES SUCK A N008 101

GTF0 OF THE F0RUMZ0R, N008008535!!!111111one

<3

(sticks two fingers up triskeles nose)

christ, something bit me!

Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 19th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 03:14 PM, Triskele wrote: Ok, here goes.

0M6 SPAMWARRIOR IS GHEY CUZ LIEK HE FITES WIF EVRY1 AND SHIT, AND HES SUCK A N008 101

GTF0 OF THE F0RUMZ0R, N008008535!!!111111one

<3

(sticks two fingers up triskeles nose)

christ, something bit me!

Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 19th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 02:28 PM, Deflektor76 wrote: Spam,this is not a matter of "who began",or what,and i'm not taking the side of any of you.Besides,you spend your time responding to Darkkloud,so your as at fault as him.I began this thread in order to avoid threads to be invaded by useless spams.So,if you want to argue with Darkkloud,either you use PM,either you use this thread,that's all i mean.

yeah, i admit it, i replied to his original replies to me cos it was funny and since it was pissin down here, i thought, why the hell not.

Got to love how its someone who's been on here less time than me trying to tell me what to do and what not to do. I'm well aware of the rules, sometimes i just dont care. Other priorities, like owning this little hamster called darklord.

PM is for pussys and penors that are z shaped.

Oh yeah, since you and wintang tried telling me it wasnt funny, why didnt, *GASP* pm me? i woulda responded more to a universal pm than 2 people that have been on this forum less time than me, telling me that its "not funny anymore"

NO wintang, you mean YOU dont find it funny. doesnt mean everyone else didnt.

Response to: Audio Programs? Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

:D

Soz for that last post, couldnt resist. Erm, theres very basic programmes that are free, but to make something good you have to shell out and put a bit of time in.

Response to: Audio Programs? Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 07:31 PM, theradicalone wrote: There's a thread for that already, but other than that, is there a free midi studio or something? I just some beats for my flashes I don't really care how good it is I just need something.

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Audio Programs?

Response to: Beat Box Contest Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

I know, just fucked n not really payin attention. haha.

Response to: Audio Programs? Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

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Audio Programs?

Response to: Beat Box Contest Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

I'm out, when i posted last i had a vaguely working mic. It was only a headset/telesales one anyway. When i get a mic i'll get in on one.

I kind of, stood on it and it broke :S ooooops.

Response to: the AF philosophy thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 03:32 PM, LJCoffee wrote:
At 8/18/06 02:14 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: Only if you're following your assumed point that you end up in a parallel universe, does that make sense!
nope - parallel universes and alternate realities can't

exist?

What if its just a matter of evolution, that the race must physically advance to a certain point tho?
Still the same boat - any type of advancement, scientific, evolutionary or otherwise that would ultimately lead to time travel all still ends up with the same problem of entities going back in time and introducing ideas or technology before they are invented - all of it would result in the cascade...

but only if the people who are trying to stop, those that are trying to reveal or exploit the technology too, faul in their job.

and since gorebastard already won, i guess i can carry on and say if they have time machines, they'd have memory control.

but this is getting all a bit surrealist and scary, i dont wanna play no more :P


A lorry is trying to run spamwarrior over... spamwarrior should be safe from the lorry.
That happened to me this morning but I broke out the calculator to compute the distances and I remained safe...

really? well i was lying anyway :P


Didn't Gorebastard already win this??

yes. for winning i gave him crabs.

Response to: the AF philosophy thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 01:15 PM, GoreBastard wrote:
Actually, you got any half eaten crab sticks? I'll have those if possible...
See, I even used the question mark picture thing. That means I'm serious!!!

Nah sorry mate but i've got crabs, is that any use?

Response to: the AF philosophy thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 01:19 PM, LJCoffee wrote:
At 8/18/06 12:35 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: So if science changes, then we would see the cascade?
Yes, but only if it were possible that it would result in time travel - which it cannot... At least not in our percieved existence...Let's assume for a moment that time travel IS or WILL BE possible - but the catch is that you blink out of existence here and end up in some parallel universe... The it still doesn't exist in a state that can be percieved or quantified here... So effectively, for us, time travel cannot ever exist.

Only if you're following your assumed point that you end up in a parallel universe, does that make sense!


but since this is all extreme speculation anyway, it can be taken to the extreme.
Sure! - why not - it's always fun to eventually start arguing absurdities. I'm absurd anyway so I should fit right into that discussion..

What if theres people going back in time to stop the people from trying to take over the world, with the aim of keeping time travel a secret until civilisation reaches the point where it is mature enough to use it in a reasonable fashion?
Then at the point where we are mature enough, we'd send temporal emmisaries back in time even further to bring knowledge understanding and water-based lubricants to the masses...

What if its just a matter of evolution, that the race must physically advance to a certain point tho?


I still think it would be a mess...

like say, watching the big bang? I'm not saying this is possible, but will THEY know that :D
Maybe they would have inadvertantly caused it... paradox... :D

maybe, but just cos something is a paradox, doesnt mean its not true. Unless its just not true. :)


It's like repeatedly halving a number trying to reach zero - there's just no end to it...

True that.

A lorry is trying to run spamwarrior over, he is high on a cocktail of drugs, and lobster. He can run 20 miles per hour. The lorry is going 40 miles per hour.

Therefore for every X distance, the lorry travels 2X.

X SHOULD in sense be a constant, but since the distance between them is constantly getting halfed, spamwarrior should be safe from the lorry.

End result of experiment : spamwarrior is crushed under the truck.

Why did this happen?

I know theres a good quality debunking of this, but i cant remember all the words and i just dont care.

Response to: the AF philosophy thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

AND NOW, AT THE ARENA, ITS LOGIC, VERSUS LOGIC

So if science changes, then we would see the cascade?

but since this is all extreme speculation anyway, it can be taken to the extreme.

What if theres people going back in time to stop the people from trying to take over the world, with the aim of keeping time travel a secret until civilisation reaches the point where it is mature enough to use it in a reasonable fashion?

like say, watching the big bang? I'm not saying this is possible, but will THEY know that :D

Response to: the AF philosophy thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

So, by showin that science is flawed, based just on the concept that its based on knowledge, and seeks knowledge.

One day it could be infallible once we've got more understanding, but anyway... it is all we've got that can provide repeatable, viewable facts.

So, time travel might be possible then eh LJ :P

Tho its clearly not a foregone conclusion, either way, it is speculation. :D

Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/17/06 09:41 PM, Chronamut wrote: hey a thread where spam and erk can argue till the end of time! :p

I'm trying to think of some witty argument, but my contact with darkloud has made me feel dirty and stupid inside. Like an internet-borne virus.

Response to: Battlefield thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/17/06 08:55 PM, darkkloud wrote: well, i know who this is dirrected too, and if dick munch goes here, well arguee here.

LOOK AT ME, I'M DARKLORD AND I'M NOT AT ALL TRYING TO SUCK UP TO THE OTHER REGULARS

DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WAS MY RESPONSE TO SPAMWARRIOR THAT IN FACT, CAUSED ALL THIS ABUSE OF THE FORUM.

fuck this, this thread is a good idea, in a parallel universe. Flaming is flaming, cos its flaming. If theres a thread for it, its like time out. Perhaps thats what you intend?

Also, fuck arguin with someone.

cos clearly, people are just tryin to follow a crowd here.

READ the topics that have unfortunately been abused and you'll see why this guy is scum.

ps, got to love how its the "bi sexual" guy who uses words like faggot and dick munch as insults.

I call bs all over.
I also call time at the flamewar. score : with a grand total of about 2000 valid points, 50 comical rips and one knockout, its spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamwarrior!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to: Who are the worst? Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/18/06 06:33 AM, WinTang wrote:
At 8/18/06 06:03 AM, SpamWarrior wrote:
At 8/17/06 08:07 PM, PrinceG wrote: You guys fail at using PM

>:(
Nah, pm's only worthwhile discussions with people that you like, or in fact, have some kind of respect for.

Me schooling a closed minded little boy and trying to point out to him WHY he's a stupid closed minded little boy should be public, as it provides entertainment and some truth, which there is never enough of in this world.
Nah, to be frank it stopped providing entertainment a while ago. Now it's just annoying. I don't really understand why you had to tell him he's still a little cunt after he

Yeah, harmless my arse. The guy is a prick and if you dont like me getting gettin in someones face who is a prick, then tough shit. I dont even remember why i want to rip this guy so much, other than hes brilliantly, stupid and devious.
Its as tho he really thinks thats it its ok to try be offensive, and then suck up to me and its all good.

You can try rip on me, just encourage him to be even more of a little shit, or you can stop undermining me and fuck off. Even now, him, who is the prick is getting entertainment off some imagined rift between good mates. Good thing i dont really know you then isnt it.

:made a perfectly harmless post. Schooling would be providing him the chance to better himself, or something. I have yet to find a teacher who actually achieves something by just throwing cuss words at his pupils.

Funny that, cos when the british empire was built, in the schools of those days, teachers used to throw chunks of wood at stupid and rude pupils. This miniscule country managed to take over a massive chunk of the world. I dont really care about how it is now, i still buzz that this tiny little country managed to OWN a massive chunk of the world for years.

Whats my point? we did that through sense and discipline. Teachers who are too nice to people that are inherently pricks just create people that have a sense of total injustice and reason. Those that have strength inside are not going to warped by discipline.

Aw fucking hell, this is gettin ridiculous. Yet again, i've got to make a short answer for bored people

SHORT ANSWER FOR BORED PEOPLE

i was finding it entertaining, i found someone especially stupid. I'd remind myself why this all started again other than me TELLING TWO PEOPLE WITH THE SAME STUPID POINT TO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. Any point after that clearly wasnt worth remembering.

and yes, i wouldnt mind leaving this in the original thread, but since i'm so important enough to be in his sig and got followed to these other threads by the little shit, there wasnt really much i could do. I'm not letting some patch of piss try show me up, specially not one as stupid as him.

And yeah, i would've probably kept this to the original post it was in, but since he was probably following me around, and quite clearly fancies me, theres not much i can do to help the situation.

Tell you what, how about you tell the intolerant little shit to shut up, and when it does, i'll think about shutting up.

BUT OH NOES, I'M MESSING UP YOUR PRECIOUS FORUM.

Response to: Who are the worst? Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/17/06 08:07 PM, PrinceG wrote: You guys fail at using PM

>:(

Nah, pm's only worthwhile discussions with people that you like, or in fact, have some kind of respect for.

Me schooling a closed minded little boy and trying to point out to him WHY he's a stupid closed minded little boy should be public, as it provides entertainment and some truth, which there is never enough of in this world.

Response to: Who are the worst? Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/17/06 07:44 PM, darkkloud wrote: your not going to get the last word, and just foir the record, noone is stalking you

LOOK AT ME, MY NAMES DARKLORD AND I CANT READ.


and because i am bi, i have the right to make gay jokes, becuase they insult me just as much as anyone else.

that makes as much sense as "i'm straight, therefore i can insult gay people cos i dont like them"

If you're tryin to tell us you got mates who are gay, who insult you, doesnt mean the term faggot is not offensive to people. Its used by stupid sports types who want to cause offence.

Conclusion, you're full of shit, and cant even realise that i'll let you have the last word if you like, cos i've already won.

Response to: the AF philosophy thread Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

Damn you great gorebastard. You great winner you. How would you like your tribute?

Money
Beer

or raw meat.

And to LJ, yes, you're thinking is probably correct, assuming that its based on science that is entirely correct. But, just to show sciene is not infallible.

http://www.newscient..ns?id=mg18524911.600

Response to: Audio Portal [ParagonX9] Posted August 18th, 2006 in Audio

The whole point is that its fast, in your face music, most of which is done well to lure people into the audio portal in the first place.

Perhaps an option to turn it off if you're a member i suppose tho.

And yeah, dont forget, the sites owned by Tom n wade, et al, so its got to be music that they like. So if theres gonna be a change you'll have to really suprise them with something good.

Response to: Who are the worst? Posted August 17th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/17/06 07:02 PM, darkkloud wrote: what was an atmpt to make you smile?

i shit on you. You can have the last word all you want if it'll make you feel better about yourself.


noone wants a little cock whore like you smiling, unless its your gay lover getting ready to shoot his load on your face.

again, with the gay insults. coming from the "man" who is "bisexual"


oh, and you need to stop talking shit, and do the following:

emove my name from your vocabulary, and my dick from your mouth.

i cant, i dream about you at night sweety. oh, but heres a problem

See, i went to college, borrowed the electron microscope. I placed my mouth in it, and bad news is, i bit your cock off and they cant find it. sorry!

Response to: Stolen-i Know For Sure Posted August 17th, 2006 in Audio

lol angry student, you remind me of me, only without the sense of reason.

Response to: Beat Box Contest Posted August 17th, 2006 in Audio

is the rules only live runs or is splicin samples allowed. My chest is fucked.

Response to: Hip Hop Producers Introduce Yo Self Posted August 17th, 2006 in Audio

Yeah, a little kid thats so important to you, i'm gettin right under your skin.

Plus you're full of shit, you did try call me racist, otherwise, i wouldnt have mentioned it.