2,201 Forum Posts by "SpamWarrior"
This just in, someone broke into george harrisons gaff, saw freddie mercury and liberace up to some kind of no good involving a pole, copious amounts of sugar, a chainsaw and a screaming raven.
Elvis was sat on an excercise bike, seeing how many burgers he could eat using only the power of one finger and his mind..
Michael Jackson was seen drawing stripes on his face in black permanent marker
and was running round shouting "I'M A ZEBRA, LOOK AT ME, COME PLAY WITH ME"
The hoffster was seen quarelling with kit about who has the most polished bodywork.
Hulk hogan came in, swung a punch at brad pitt but the pikey little fucker just drank it out of midair and threw the bowl at laurel and hardy.
They ducked, and charly chaplin got hit in the face, and fell over, silently.
Bob Marley was apparently heard jammin away but no one actually saw him cos of a strange green mist percolating in the area.
Eventually the entire world will be on myspace. Possibly a sad state of affairs, but i dont really have an opinion, i'm just mashed.
Strangely i just tried using this today for the first time. Change the polyphony of the notes to the maximum desired amount of semitones away, and then pitch bend accordingly. Ie today i changed it to two steps, and on the automation set it to full down for 2 steps down and half way for 1 step.
Wow i do feel special. I'm so special that someones got me in their cig, and now people are getting nicknames for me.
I'm going to have an emotional breakdown. Back later.
See if the newgrounds evolution thread is there. It might have a mk(insert number) in the name, i think it was mk2 a while ago.
Sheer creativity and cheeky cheesiness - dragonforce -fury of the storm
Sheer menace and just, mint ness - machine head - davidian
Sheer beauty - pantera - cemetery gates.
Tho sweet child is mint, i got tired of it, i've yet to tire of these 3.
Damn. I have been foiled. I have been spotted in the vicinity of internet drama and must be stopped at all costs!
At 8/31/06 09:55 PM, Chronamut wrote: dont worry I havent even talked about the bizarre rituals I will perform at your funeral so you most certainly suffer in the most brutal ways for all eternity - torture of the flesh is for weaklings - torture of the soul is for experts :p
LOL sorry chron.
"chronamut - changing perception either through nice polite persuasion or SHEER BLOODY MURDER"
Anyone got a better motto?
OMG, NEXT THING WE'LL HEAR IS THAT FREDDIE MERCURY WAS A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!
IF SOMEONE FINDS THAT TO BE TRUE, I'M GOING TO GO HIDE UNDER A BIGGER ROCK.
At 8/31/06 07:56 PM, -ZENON- wrote:At 8/31/06 07:54 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: No ones better than anyone really, cept for me, i fucking rule.At cock sucking, faggot.
<3?
hmm not tried that, not sure if i fancy it. Ask chron, he'll do it for you.
Tut tut, fanning the flames i see. Naughty. I'll give to give you a mcBan award for that.
No ones better than anyone really, cept for me, i fucking rule.
:D
My word Lord Jones! There is an angry peasant nefariously insulting our fine ways!
What shall we do?!
My knees quake with fear over the foolish young mans temperament!
At 8/31/06 03:32 PM, Syntrus wrote:At 8/31/06 03:28 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: I am retarted so i waste my time spamming threads.u don't say..........................
"MY NAME IS SYNTRUS AND I THINK I'M COOL AND ORIGINAL FOR CHANGING WHAT WORDS PEOPLE SAY. I ALSO, IRONICALLY,
CANNOT SPELL RETARDED CORRECTLY"
I break wind in the direction of this thread. I also wave my private parts at its aunties.
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They do, one of our regs got banned for spamming. A long time reg at that, here long before me.
At 8/30/06 06:00 PM, Grumbleduke wrote: I cannot believe afternoon tea with cucumber sandwiches and scones haven't been mentioned. Or buttered crumpets for that matter. And you call yourselves english...
excuse me, you there!
Come over here and shine my shoes! Spurning my methods of living and conversation, you choose to try to outwit a gentleman? It is unnecessary to mention tea and scones, as it would be for a frenchman to mention la baguette, you ignorant peasant.
:D
At 8/30/06 09:33 AM, pitbulljones wrote: croquet is a far more leisurable pastime, old chap.
then we can have a glass of pimms whilst the womenfolk titter about the local gentry. After that we can go pheasanting with our muskets, take the vile bird home and stuff it with camomile and lavender. then, good fellow, we can qwoff thr night away drinking the finest scotch, i'll play the fiddle and we'll have a dancing jig around the open log fire.
Rather good sir and then on the morrow we shall head towards my old friend Earl Derby's fine home. We shall chase the igominious fox with his finest hounds. Then after the little blighters been torn to shreds we shall return to the residence for a few bottles from his rather elaborate cellar.
At 8/30/06 01:23 PM, Khuskan wrote: lol spamwarrior, whats that picture actually of?
I cant remember, i nicked it when someone posted it on this forum.
Best to write them unless you're just an mc who cant be bothered. In that case....
Trampolining, whilst it may be good fun for small children, is an inelegant pastime we adults should avoid, lest we trip over our stiff upper lip.
DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN.
Only one thing to be said.
I L|_|FF YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!ONE!
At 8/27/06 09:11 AM, -OCON- wrote: Dude I just got wireD and it is amazing! You guys were right!
Thanks ^^
Link plzkthx.
omg, after that comment i'm bannin myself from the internet after today.
Ten out of eight schizophrenics prefer whiskas to any other kind of cat food.
try a text to speech programme, or if you want to make your own, mess around with distortion and vocoding.
At 8/26/06 08:13 PM, ParagonX9 wrote: Some people say that if you listen to all the audio frontpage loops more than 67 times in a row,
a hidden menu will appear where you can choose several new interesting options like:
- Upload your own frontpage loop [1 per user]
- Play the 'i_love_paragonx9.swf' minigame [Submit your highscores!]
- Win a FREE ParagonX9 T-Shirt in the Daily Lottery [3 Shirts given away every day!]
- Ask Paragon! [Talk to ParagonX9 in her own hidden IRC-Chatroom!]
- Close this window [X]
Im not sure if this is for real, And Im not responsible for if this doesnt work.
Have fun =] <3 <3
I heard if you win the minigame you get your very own ParagonX9 doll, complete with music hardware and built in beatboxing. Also, a free cake.
Here is my ascii translation of a piece by john cage:
4"3'3
Act 1
BANG
part 2
(cough, sneeze)
part 3
(Bang, wind whistles)
applause.
I'm guessin he means some pikey fucker stole the audio off his page, and is now trying to sell it on clapham common.
