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At 8/16/06 03:18 PM, kokonomai wrote: YEAH "GOOD KICK SAMPLES" I need like a kick generator or somethin, anything but the same old stuff!

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The start syndicate are the trolls of the newgrounds flash forum.

I'm currently undecided as to whether i like them or not, seen some of their flashes and i remember one showed some creative skill, but it was too short and didnt go anywhere.

A lot of it was just shite that looked like it was made by a smart, but artistically challenged 4 year old.

But then again, if you're going to appreciate one quality, its necessary for the other to exist....?

or is that a silly point of view

pick a point at random and discuss!

LOL

Considering time travels the issue being discussed, could be said to be speculation, much as alternate realities are an issue of speculation.

Therefore both have equal standing, so time travel could exist, tho you're probably right and it doesnt and wont, going by your speak :P

I dont reckon time travels achieveable through scientific discovery,

but when you croak and leave this mortal plane, since you might be separated from our world of 3 dimensions, are you also separated from time too.

(clearly presuming we have a soul that'll continue after we die)

So, if separated from what binds you to the reality of cause followed by effect, could you infact, go backwards, or forward at a faster rate?

At 8/16/06 01:48 PM, Flashburn wrote: I dont teabag, I potato sack.

LOL

nuff said.

At 8/15/06 11:08 PM, Noe3 wrote:

At 8/15/06 09:02 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: common sense says, its dead, yeah, but common sense ALSO says, you cant believe something to be fact until you see it.

That is until modern science developes a way to observe vital signs while the cat is in the box

; it's mind boglng o.0

Which can now be done perhaps, you know, hospital gear stuck on the cat before it goes in the box.

But, if the vital signs drop, is the cat actually in the box? You cannot know for certain until you open it.

JAAAAAAARDYN YOU FUCKING EMO PIRATE, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, GO WALK THE PLANK IN SHARK INFESTED WATERS YOU SAD WRIST TATTOING LITTLE SHIT.

nah wasnt you :P its not somethin to play guessin games about tbh.

At 8/16/06 12:30 AM, darkkloud wrote: i realy dont care. im in an asshole mood now.

jesus h fucking christ smoking crack behind the bike sheds!

are you still here? aw we meant to fear your emo whining? None of the REAL metal heads have ever bitched ancd cried about anything this worthless as much as you. In fact i've only seen one icident of bitching from a metal artists in here, and that was clearly deserved anyways.

Apologies to everyone who gives a rats arse about the forum and threads, whilst i dont particularly care i didnt mean to stamp on your threads. Only i've got this goon followin me around and i cant help but mock the idiot.

yeah insomnia does fuck with your mind.

to those that dont get what it really like, you know that feeling when you hear a noise in the night, not a scary one, just a a noise and it wakes you up, and you're not really all there.

imagine feeling like that all day, everyday.

To gorebastard, i dunno if you're fucked or not, what i do know is, you havent been around for aaaaaages. Did you catch another case of real life again.

humans are a species, jackass.

you are a stain on the human race. no wonder your cat ran in front of that lorry.

you're so undesirable even flys dont land on you for fear of catching something.

Another one, borrowed from pratchett i think.

Right, knowledge, is contagious. It is passed on to students by teachers, from parents to their children, from friend to friend. this is pretty much obvious.

The question is, is stupidity also contagious? If exposed to enough stupidity, do you feel like you actually become stupid too?

At 8/15/06 10:37 PM, darkkloud wrote: HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU CALL ME A NEO NAZI!!!!!i hate all fucking humans, not specific breeds you stupid fuck

you said you were racist. i called you on it, you cried. Yet again, emo fool doesnt know when to keep his stupid mouth shut. Go slit your wrists if you hate everyone that much.

you havent got the balls, have you.

and im not against necrofellia, so ur moms fair game.

got to love how the fool who tried insulting me about spelling before, clearly cant spell any word of more than 3 sylllables without crying sweating and getting it wrong.

oh yeah, FYI, "your mom". nuff said.

it'd be more use if you told us what prog you're using to make these tracks.

At 8/15/06 10:23 PM, darkkloud wrote: 1) i am bi sexual, how am i a homo phobe?
2) i am very racist
3)not afraid of woman
4)i go to sleep at dawn...think about the afraid of dark comment
5)i fucked spammys mom a couple times today.

1) you use faggot as an insult
2) oh great , a fucking neo nazi in the forum.
3) i dont care really
4) you're scared of sleeping at night in case the other ethnic races come to get you?
5) my mums dead, and she still has more taste than that.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

(shamelessly and totally stolen from some guys college application form)

Well i've kept her away from the mad concoction she usually drinks ( guinness and grass trimmings, with extra bleach)

Tho she did neck a pint of mr muscle instead. :(

its 2:44 am, plus, this isnt msn everyones too busy dealing with me and a drunken Gorebastard. They'll get the bouncers in next then we're all in big trouble.

but yeah, you've probably got it encoded wrong as an mp3. it needs to be 44100 khz i think, if you've set it to that and its still not working try a different encoder

Right you , gorebastard, i've had enough of your shit

I'm telling

MY MUM.

I'm suddenly very scared. This is a waste of a post, but nvm.

At 8/15/06 09:01 PM, darkkloud wrote: *goes to go and zero vote spammfaggots "music" now*

Aw bless, did you go get your little friends to 0 me?

have a cookie, i like you.

not only is my little stalker a completely pathetic idiot, he's also homophobic as well!

placing bets now, that darkloud is

racist too : 5 - 1
scared of women : 1 - 5
frightened of the dark : 1 - 99
if you snapped him in half would you see emo down the middle like a stick of rock?

bets cancelled, cos everyone knows its true.

At 8/15/06 09:00 PM, GoreBastard wrote:

At 8/15/06 08:37 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: LOL looks like i got hit by a few people. if it werent for the time i'd crack open a beer to celebrate how many winnets i pissed off today.

haha, hey I'll give you 5's to boost your score back up again! Hahaha

haha nah, its not like it matters.

No seriously, this thread has made me laugh, but making a thread about "who sucks the most" is just asking for flame wars to start!

FACT.

Not that I'm complaining or trying to make a point, this is funny as fuck!!!

too fucking right.

I don't even know what I'm saying here. I'm fucking drunk as fuck...

Flame Wars, The Empire Flames Back...

oh no, i just had a vision of a nerd ascii remake of star wars. Does such a thing exist?

At 8/15/06 08:56 PM, darkkloud wrote: ok, spamwarrior has some pretty shitty music.

better for topic?

FACT.

and FACT.

who says its possible? i'd love to see some kind of proofing for such a mad concept.

ok, next one

i know heisenbergs uncertainty principle was first made to mock that branch of questioning, but what is everyone elses view.

If you put a cat in a box, and fill it with poisonous gas. Is the cat alive until you open the box?

common sense says, its dead, yeah, but common sense ALSO says, you cant believe something to be fact until you see it.

even better! i'm now so chest achingly important that darkloud has to make up shit about me and dis me in his sig!

my god, i really, honestly cant believe i've met someone who's this stupid

Paul stetich, i genuinely seriously apologise for 0'ing you that time, its just that i believed you were being simply retarded, but this guy clearly takes your crown. You didnt deserve that abuse and i'm sorry.

thank you darkloud, thank you for making me feel important. by the way, if you're not just trying to be devious and make me look bad, you might want to try hitting refresh for the proof.

At 8/15/06 08:36 PM, PrinceG wrote: You'll never know who 0'd your shitty music, I'll never know who 0'd my shitty music

Now go use the god damn pm system and stop stealing the thread.

You talk of the way it should be, but this is how it is. Darkloud knows i 0'd him, i know him and a few mates 0'd me.

Shame for him that i dont really care.

Apologies to thread starter for causing this much shite, but no doubt there'll be a future incarnation of it, and as long as the babies dont chuck their toys out the pram again i'll stay well away from it.

LOL looks like i got hit by a few people. if it werent for the time i'd crack open a beer to celebrate how many winnets i pissed off today.

Nah, i dont do reviews for people that argue stupid points,
i also dont fall for reverse psychology either, not in this case anyway.

haha, so many people are gonna hate me for this. ah well, theres no backing down now.

WINNER!

would you like your 0's now? thing is, i now have to give them to you since you accused me of 0'ing you, and i didnt actually do it.

will someone else watch darklouds scores go down, as a witness? if not, nevermind, at least he'll know.

oh noes!!!!!one! not another bitchy, worthless piece of criticism on my music! i'm gonna go sit in the dark and cry.

Oh no wait, theres no room in here, darklouds taken this room for being an emo piece of no worth.

you watching your scores yet?

At 8/15/06 06:24 PM, darkkloud wrote: spam you stupid fuck. i think its kind of funny that you say i will zero vote someone for not agreeing with me, when shortly after you and i started arguing, everything that i have submitted, got zero voted.....coincidence?i think not. and as for irrelevence that could get you banned, this is all linking back to shitty "artists" like you spam, who are the topic of this thread.

Not coincidence, no, someone else clearly thinks you're a prick and thought they'd hit you and let me take the blame. I dont mind.

Its only happened once so far, but if i'm gonna 0 someone for being a prick, i tell them about it.

You want proof? I'll 0 you the instant you reply to this post if i'm here.

As for how shitty my work is, least i'm not YOU. getting all emo and whiny about some mild abuse. I laugh at you, your family are disappointed in you if they've not killed themselves cos they hate you that much, and the entire forum, much as they dont like me, dont like you more.

do the smart thing and leave.
Realise that i hail from the days of the finest usenet trolls, which means one thing

YOU CANT HURT ME. every comment you make, every 0 you hit me with, every accusation YOU make just makes me smile in victory.