At 6/8/07 10:50 PM, NitroOxide wrote: You sir, are a homoerotic transvestite engaged with a bonquet of walrus penises! Your wedding is scheduled for next Thursday!

oh, thats so funny i cant laugh

and no, i didnt do anything wrong besides talk. maybe someone used the account before me, i dont know.

and problem 3: I GOT BANNED FOR NO REASON YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! How nice of d3f to give me a banhammer smash YAAAY! and for WHAT??? "being gay lol" is a reason to get banned??? 1st of all; im not gay, second of all, even if i were, thats not a reason to get banned.

ok PROBLEM 2 (i fixed problem 1) i cant get my password to work, i have the right password, but its not accepting it

At 6/2/07 07:32 AM, Oppugnant wrote:

At 5/21/07 12:00 AM, Sonicrox wrote: well, i have some friends there, and the guy boots me for no reason and he RUINED my ability to have a gf, so im still pissed. >:(

Holy shit are you fucking serious? Your ability to have a girl friend is based on the internet?

no it is not i was bein a dumbass

see, it wouldnt be a problem if he wouldnt abuse the power to boot & ban. than all id have to deal with is jebus. and hes a de-de-dee so i can deal with that.

i fail to see whats so funny about me losing a girlfriend that, might i add, I MET OFFLINE!
it took me god knows how long to find one. goddammit.

"i just pissed of my roof""DUDE I GOT PISSED ON!" lol

i got nuther one

get a friend, some whoope cushions, and squeze them while singing uncle f**ker. clASSic!

play wit a frisbee(better with a friend) and try to hit an employee/elderly but dont hit a strong guy, i learned that the hard way :(

say u can kick an associate's butt and if they accept, kick em in the butt(again, not with a strong guy(again, personal expirence))

if they have a 2 player display game thing(maybe at best buy) challenge a worker or anyone, than pick a game ur good at, than when win, go "I PWNED U N00BLET!"(no strong guys again(lets just say my skin had alot of metal on it :( ))

get a few friends and do stuff from 24 like every once in a while go "BEEP-BOOP-BEEP-BOOP""sanderson FORD COUNTRY(at least thats wut i did)

thats all i have

You caught me, i can't cause im a loser, HAPPY!?!??! JESUS! *kills himself*

And?

fukn a i did! my gf wanted to know wut i do alot, so i showed her that, and BOOM! Blue phoenix and Jebus did their magic. well, i still have my live friends

well, i have some friends there, and the guy boots me for no reason and he RUINED my ability to have a gf, so im still pissed. >:(

At 5/20/07 06:59 PM, nomon00 wrote
I would do it but my house curently has no lotion in it....
besides I use a stuffed Treecko (pokemon) doll I found in my little brothers room it has two tails and when piched together its the perfect masterbation tool(for me at least) I slide my erect penis in between the tails and slide it up and down

:( poor treeko THATS POKEMON CRUELTY!!!! lol i dont feel up to t, my gf just ditched me. :'(

hehe. i got a good one.
this is if u know about 360s
ask where is halo 3, if they point out crackdown, go "R U DEAF!? I SAID HALO 3 N00B!"
if they say theres only a beta, go "BS U MF! TELL ME WHERE THE F IT IS!"
up to 10 points for kids under 13 hearing you
+20 bonus points if there 6-8
+30 if they ask there mom wut the f word, bs, and mf mean
+220 if the mom slaps him and/or the dads there
+another 220 if the punishment carries on (e.g. sneak around the toy isle ant they say "Mommy canni have this" ant the mom's like "NO!! U SAY BAD WORDS THAN U EXPEC ME TOGIVE U STUFF?!"
+1,000 if they say it to other people(2x the whole score if they say it to an employee or another kid their age)
+3,000 if they resent their parents

possable earnings= 10,000 points
i did the best possable last time i went. it was hella funny

i love the game/chat room, but a guy, (Chibi) blue phoenix boots me every time i get on... and, i have an account. but i want to change my name on there, is that possable?

Any help would be greatly apreciated.

My erection is gone...

i like hip hop..

ur a dumb bitch

im not through yet

im calling my friend

Stillwater's good for prostitutes(saints row)

i have a floppydick

opps im a psg1

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srry miss jackson, I AM 4 RRL!

1. Jimi Hendrix or Jimmy Page?

Hendrix

2. Boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, or tighty whities?

boxers

3. Is Hip-hop real music?

"looks at 1337 meter" yes "1337 meter plummits

4. War, what is it good for?

george bush sending people 2 kill other people and die

5. Is the real Paul McCartney really dead?

He's makin a BBQ steak"munches on Paulburnt steak

6. Is there really a god?

yeah

7. If god created us, who created god? (and for all you religious wakos, he had to exist somehow..nothing just, is)

YUJI NAKA!!

8. Is Jim Morrison really dead, or now living under the name, &quot;Mr. Mojo Risin?&quot;

'goes to the big blimp from aeon flux' Jim morrison, killed by r3tard3dness, not reassigned

9. Are these questions stupid?
yes
10. Don't you just hate me now?

a littlebit

A ps3 figurene. now, for my pocket...

You Bore me, bitch

I ain't paying you

that was the shit

ur tits r small

U SHAT MY COCK!!!

Ok, i wanna retake

'watching video' nice internet video eh?

UR A GUY?!?!!? SHIT!