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I beat the fuck outta that guy,
I swear, if he was alive,
It'd be like Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde.

At 4/15/14 08:27 AM, Twigo wrote: what are/is the heaviest drug/drugs?

To whom?
Life can be a drug, so can love. (I see how it can be considered that,
but totally disagree) Shit, for some people, weed IS the heaviest drug

At 4/14/14 09:46 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Rape is bad, you shouldn't do rape. Mmmkay.

Jokes aside, yeah, rape is a crime for a reason...especially on kids.

Got another! Man, Pedos just rub yall the wrong way,
huh? XD

At 4/14/14 09:49 PM, SpankyG wrote:

Lesson learned: Don't just take weed for free, and if you do, be careful as fuck.

Heh

At 4/14/14 09:42 PM, ZE13 wrote: You guys are funny

Just make sure you come back home,
Okay newbie ^.^

P.S. We love you too. ;)

At 4/14/14 04:12 PM, Thor wrote:

How do I resolve this? I'd like to do so peacefully - I'd like to remain friends with the guy. It's also worth noting that he only does this to one other person, though they don't react as negatively as I do.

Im dissapointed in you, thor. "GOD"...

You know G.O.D. and human relations are impossible.
Smack him with your mallet thingy

At 4/14/14 06:15 PM, Gagsy wrote:

What do you fellas think??

Honestly,... It depends on the person, and how it was viewed.
Washu was right about the society thing, but even HE is brainwashed.
I was raped by my cousin when I was 7, (older female,) and I'd do it again, everytime I look at her her ass gets fatter, and she gets cuter, and I know she didnt forget. Its partly the reason Imma beast in the sack.
Ive raped some bitches, who knew EXACTLY whats going on after, even after
no how many times I say:
"Listen trick, If you stick your titty in my mouth and your ass in my lap one more time, I wont be responsible for what happens next"
Its all depends on the people involved, and if theyre strong or not.

At 4/10/14 01:06 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Why do such beings have to exist?

Go caterpie

At 4/5/14 09:08 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Doesn't get any weirder than this.

Who the fuck is Lil Markie? His imaginary friend?

OMG Denim you ALWAYS make me laugh.
Thats hit is SO weak!

At 4/4/14 01:06 AM, Darthdenim wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaEc0HiBJtQ

OMG THAT SLORE!!!! I WANNA SPREAD THAT ALL OVER FACEB--
oh wait, I deleted mine...

At 4/5/14 04:14 AM, Mango-Clock-1 wrote:

Do you like pennies, save them or whatever?

Take my change to the coinstar machines.

At 4/5/14 01:10 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Just list some things that you see girls do that you find unlady like.

UN lady..like???
What else is an earth girl supposed to do,
NOT be human???

At 4/4/14 05:15 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 4/4/14 05:09 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: don't worry you can't flim flam the Zim-Zam!

you simply can't

lol

At 4/4/14 01:44 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 4/4/14 03:13 AM, Kwing wrote:

At 4/2/14 10:13 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

Murder doesn't suit you either, I can tell bro

I was keystyling, back before when I killed you
A no style freestyle, was all it took before, duke
Made you rage quit, then come back, water on the beach
Your bars don't lift, you featherweight, I have no time to teach
Another rapper, straightedge talkin' bout life sober
Sunrise, sunset, blinked one time, it was over
I whipped those buns, unimpressed by your sesame, Grover
There's four sides, you don't have quarter of a clover
Or half a clue, you got here by luck, and cheating off of the order,
And even though your icey cold, my heart is colder
And you forgot the key element in advance
murder was the look, and you cant even take a glance

At 4/4/14 01:54 PM, Makakaov wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2596837/Shocking-moment-baying-mob-Romanian-thugs-swing-frail-grandmother-dressing-gown-screams-terror.html?ito=video_player_click

lmao

At 4/4/14 09:02 AM, REgalDEmon14 wrote:

Honestly i think i'm safe the last anime i saw was Fruits Basket and the last movie i watched was Falling Down.

Hmmm, Ken-Ichi vs Robocop...Hmm, I think I'm safe.

At 4/4/14 03:13 AM, Kwing wrote:

At 4/2/14 10:13 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Another K-Wing roast? Alley oop this fool to the fire

Let's rehash that verse if you take out all the sex

Thats selective reading, nugguh, protect yer neck

Shit, jelly, dead cats, your verse is a train wreck

So on the reciprocal, hip hop is dead, give it a rest

With all your pseudo style you might as well be biting Apple

Your rap Faux Pas couldnt snap a snapple out of napping

You can't write a verse without mentioning your wedding tackle

But loosing them was my strength, I pull this world like shackles

Talking 'bout you get to the point? How do you figure?

Easy, RAP is about dealin' drugs and killin' nig guhs

You wasted two dozen bars and your flow's not even linear

Doesn't have to be, real shit don't rhyme you fibber,

Not to mention you only rhyme monosyllabics

Sorry if my digits interrupt all of your physics

You're vanilla, I spit chili ancho symantecs

More like, you spit semen, comin' out of my dick

What do you want, boy
Yer startin' to act like Clam,
you want a pat on the back or a handout or sumthin', little man?
A congratulations in order? Or to shake my hand?
Fuck that you punkass, you get slapped by whores NEXT to their man
Murder doesn't suit you either, I can tell bro
you should leave the killing to the killers, so scoot on home
I like yer vicaroo thing, its cool to play the fool
And chop words into nonsense, you snitch,
the holes in my shoes talk LESS then you
And grammatically correct on the internet, is overruled
Fuck my offbeat, even when I'm "off", fuck it I'm on one dude
How it reads vs how its said, my raps can't be compared to your...."Drool"

At 4/3/14 08:07 PM, Vinnyy wrote: We are all that remains of the once large community after the apocalyptic site redesign happened. We are the only survivors.

Meaning, those that were around ORIGINALLY didnt have
what it took to get here, or ride it out, huh?

At 4/3/14 08:53 PM, Sequenced wrote: comic sans is the new hitler

discuss

*Mario voice*
D'oh,momma f*cker!

Yeah....went from Crocodile's gettin killed by electric eels,
to horse porn....godamnit youtube...

At 4/2/14 08:45 PM, Kwing wrote:

At 4/1/14 11:47 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: And YOUUUUU...

You're getting what you want? I smell a liar

Another K-Wing roast? Alley oop this fool to the fire

I doubt I'd be able to cut your balls either

Good, cuz I know youre satellite provider, hes not a fan of yours neither

But it's not 'cause I don't spit a sharp enough verse

Yeah you can, pussy, you gotta try it first

It's that to cut your balls I'd have to find them first

Only thing homo was at the end of this verse

I think it's cute how you try to bite Soulja Boy

Dat n!##@ ain't even on my mind, and biting soldiers aint folgers, boy

You even bit his name with the letters 'Sol' deployed

Sol represents the Gears of Freedom from ignorance, NOW I'm annoyed

So if Toreinaa offered sex, you'd tell her it's a no go

If any stupid slut dumb enough to try their luck can get stuck, and stuffed in slo-mo

Big fucking deal, what's that prove, that you're a homo?
Now I m bout to crush you, cuz youre a backstabbing--

Clone...
You,
Asshole assjackin',
cum splatterin' to picture of Clamstuffer doin acid tablets with his dad in a 'lac
I'm lackluster on purpose, on accident
fuckin' faggot,
Go take a bukkake bath with Torreinaa, and cum swap spit with that bitch
for all of fucks sake, I still cant give, even WITH diarrhea, About you two shits,
Gots to give it to you raw, uncut, no playin', NO NINTENDO
ace you for a third, time comin no pun intended
Silly hoe,
Your jerks are jelly, your rhymes are welling,
I'm sure your intentions were for good and better..
Better for like a dead cat on the side of the road, pulsating and maggot swelling
Stupid asshole get off my dick, yes, you can finally stop sweating
I seen you dummies off in the early
don't get mad cuz' I'm schoolin' the pants off of the business, girly
Shouldn't have tried to make it yours when it was already mine to begin with
Im wrapping this up now, like : DO NOT OPEN TILL X-MAS
Fuck bein' nice, and fuck hosting the attendance
I'm better off just saying what I mean to say instead of censoring
fuck biting tongues, and fuck biting apples or mentioning, but,
Kwing,
You can get strangled by your own wireless mic while I sing
Fuck a reputation, thass for n!&&@s that give a fuck
but when you have a point to make, howcome your always short on the come up
I get to the gritty truth, like to get fucked up, and fuck, and fuck up,
your whole entire fake ass "M.C." front up
buncha sandy vaginas, still mad at this muthafucka
Rumors and Disbaliefs still circle me, can shut the fuck up
You'll never stop me, So get in line, and take a fuckin number
Bitch.

I love doing these
I dont use em anymore
Good for expression

At 4/1/14 02:21 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

Meaning clamstuffer and solxeroeraser

And YOUUUUU...
This is yer thread, and so I should show respect,
I can't, but I like how your new knife attempts
to cut my nuts, but the reason I don't stress bitches or mutts
is because I get whatever out of this world, that I want
So, I fuck who I want, and fuck who I don't
I wouldn't touch Toreinaa if she was spread eagle on my lawn outfront.

(Its STILL aint shit to kill you :)...

At 3/31/14 06:15 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

See cuz I create life, but you just create death
You been killing this thread dead, since page ten

Oh yeah, and there's TWO sides to a yin-yang
;P

At 3/31/14 06:15 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 3/29/14 11:24 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

They say too much, but you ain't saying nothing
pointless metaphor construction, you suck at them

Clam? What are you doing?
Fuck rap, but you don't know the difference between that, and hip hop
misconstruing,
meaning your whack, it takes form for you to form any sort of format,
you goober.

Big bro Sol, I rap, but I'mma metal-head, so,
Any work I put in, I Shred AND scrap that
Ya'll are the junkyard, leaving me in the gold
pretendin' to be top contender,
I guess you can have these Newgrounder's for dinner,
hurry up before your food gets cold.

You know what I'm doing. The answers YO MAMA!
Call you big bro cuz I ain't wearing no condom
See cuz I create life, but you just create death
You been killing this thread dead, since page ten

See I'm like CPR, reviving it with a breath
You're like a VCR, obsolete like cassettes
So be kind, rewind your fuckin "metal-head"
You been played, take the tape out the deck

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNICKETY SNAPS BEOTCH!

Yewr so cute whitey.
So cute, its ugly...

I started go in, and remembered, I still wont kill you.
Youre....my entertainment...Thats why I keep letting you go.
And also, I started the slaughter at page 7. You by then, were already in heaven.
Dreamin, and pretendin' and fakin' that your wake and bake, bacon ass
was down with the sicness sine day one,
No you wasn't. You were just born last night,
and have the attention span of a peanut.
Cuz anyone thats knows it, knows real shit dont rhyme.
Now, getchur as back in the back, for I rap snack attack the shit outta you
xD

I wanna see how the definitions match up with mine,
To me, it means to dive ANYTHING and not be afraid.
U?

At 3/29/14 11:46 PM, Piggler wrote:

Are you an emotionless monster incapable of expressing compassion and love to your fellow humans?

Nope.
It's easy, cuz I mean it. :)
But if I catch you not active, Imma slap the shit outta ya.

I got 99 prollems,
but a bitch ain't one!

They say too much, but you ain't saying nothing
pointless metaphor construction, you suck at them

Clam? What are you doing?
Fuck rap, but you don't know the difference between that, and hip hop
misconstruing,
meaning your whack, it takes form for you to form any sort of format,
you goober.

Big bro Sol, I rap, but I'mma metal-head, so,
Any work I put in, I Shred AND scrap that
Ya'll are the junkyard, leaving me in the gold
pretendin' to be top contender,
I guess you can have these Newgrounder's for dinner,
hurry up before your food gets cold.

At 3/27/14 08:17 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: You can get anyone in the virtual reality sex chamber from Wesley Snipes' hit 90's blockbuster, Demolition Man.

Who?

What's the difference, you ask?

Well I'm asking you.

I woulda raped the shit outta..
OHHHHH, I see whatchu did there...
heh