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At 4/30/14 09:02 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:

At 4/30/14 05:53 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Speak English or die.

not sure if this is an insult or complement though.

Oh trust me,
your name is karma enough.

At 4/29/14 02:52 PM, 24901miles wrote: This is a very important photograph that may mark 2014 as a pivotal year in history.

Without cheating, can anyone on this forum guess what this picture is? What makes this image monumentous?

Its the top half to a fat face, cat eared, space moon body man

At 4/29/14 08:03 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I do but it's like over there head because I'm like the smart scientist in the movie who explains everything in full detail and then the other character says "English please!"

Augh, I hate that.

At 4/29/14 07:31 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Ever be like trying to explain something to someone and they don't get it

Why didn't you just say what you really meant to say?

At 4/29/14 05:46 PM, exudaz wrote: And it's fucking sick.

I hope youre scarred for life,
that's what you get.

Ass is ass, no matter the form

At 4/29/14 02:52 PM, 24901miles wrote: This is a very important photograph that may mark 2014 as a pivotal year in history.

Without cheating, can anyone on this forum guess what this picture is? What makes this image monumentous?

I laughed out loud as soon as I saw this,
I dont know what the shit this is. LMAO,
it just made me do it.

At 4/29/14 02:33 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: If nothing is there to begin with then there is nothing to be lonely.

True, and in the same, nothing is something, as well as nothing too.

At 4/29/14 02:04 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 4/29/14 02:02 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 4/29/14 01:58 PM, Satan wrote: You don't even lift.

You can't haz cheeseburger.

Sol, I am disappoint.

Good, now terru you fadda y u no getta good gradeseru.

At 4/29/14 02:02 PM, null556 wrote:

At 4/28/14 05:55 PM, DM692 wrote: His buddies 1 and -1 never stray from his side.

Maybe, but that always just makes 0 feel like the third wheel.

Okay yeah, there's that.

At 4/29/14 01:58 PM, Satan wrote: You don't even lift.

You can't haz cheeseburger.

At 4/29/14 01:39 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 4/29/14 01:35 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 4/29/14 01:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/29/14 01:30 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Thats off topic you stupid fuck, this is insults.
xD

Fuck the topic, and fuck you.

Fuck that AND yer face.
Xp

You have no original joke, just like your mom's clam.

Wrong, I didnt post one.
So, here.
For some one so ELITE, you were pretty slow on the uptake.

At 4/28/14 05:52 PM, maxxster wrote: Every number including 1 has a symmetry, a mirror image if you will. Its negative residing on the other end of the number line. But zero is all alone right there in the middle; both ends of the number line expanding infinitely with no twin to share the same absolute value. Poor zero.

Its not THAT bad.

At 4/29/14 01:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/29/14 01:30 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Thats off topic you stupid fuck, this is insults.
xD

Fuck the topic, and fuck you.

Fuck that AND yer face.
Xp

At 4/28/14 08:05 PM, Vinnyy wrote: You're a simple nerd
Go back to your mama before I bring down the word
Cuz I'm hipster and your four eyes can't see me
Your hair looks bad and it smells like pee

The word "Nerd" ain't even an insult anymore,
beatin' your "flow" is like me going to the park and pushin' toddlers over in the sandbox
so low,
so fuck stealing this crybaby's candy,
your "spit", sucks, blows, AND swallows

At 4/28/14 05:17 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 4/28/14 04:51 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 4/28/14 03:34 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 4/28/14 03:05 PM, Omega wrote:

At 4/28/14 03:03 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 4/28/14 02:56 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 4/28/14 02:53 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 4/28/14 02:44 PM, Nyanic wrote:

Well said, you deserve a cookie.

Does yer grandma bake 'em?

No, but yours does WHILE I'M HAVING SEX WITH HER.

Are you sure? The spiders that spun the cobwebs around that spun them cant even be found. Muchless, you.

Can you come up with anything good you idiot?

Yeah thanks a lot man. You're a fucking jerk. Why don't you go fuck off to somewhere else where nobody likes you?

LOL, figures YOU'D be in here.
Fuck you.

Well, I managed to escape that orgy with all of your mothers but they ended up taking all my cookies! I wanted to give you guys some for all the useless replies I've been receiving but instead your mothers felt it would be best to see who could shove the most cookies up their pussy. SolXeroEraser mother won after she shoved up a few hundred... Anyway, if your craving a cookie, you can ask your mom, but I warn you, they may be a little soggy!

Fuck you slacker, you slackin piece of fuck.
Xd

At 4/29/14 12:54 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/28/14 05:17 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

could shove the most cookies up their pussy. SolXeroEraser mother won after she shoved up a few hundred... Anyway, if your craving a cookie, you can ask your mom, but I warn you, they may be a little soggy!

If you really managed to escape that orgy with all of their mothers... then how come you know what they did with the cookies?

Thats off topic you stupid fuck, this is insults.
xD

At 4/28/14 05:14 PM, Kwing wrote: No holding back!

@SolXeroEraser
Your verses barely rhyme and never show a shred of moxie
And you say you hit it big but I don't see the paparazzi
In fact it seems that you're the one that's looking up my location
'Cause you think I'm a little girl and your ass just got off probation

Yeah, cuz Im paid in soul, worth more then gold
Got the lesson before it was told, I hold on to the scroll
Tell the tale and it's like, I cannot fit to fail when it unfolds
The reason your offbeat, with my style, with your completeness and whole-
some your whiteness with these written words I'm twisting your fulcrum

At 4/28/14 04:28 PM, somespammer224 wrote: Damn no offense homies but ya'll are fuckin' terrible,

Hey Mr 2010,
where the hell have you been?
I guess since you left, there's a need for a new champion
I'll address, the bloodthirst, says I go first
Earth Buddha, offa this sky hook,
so you know I'm down to earth...

I know I'm terrible, didn't see my previous posts?
Disrespectful vocal clarity locality BOASTS
Kill you and your flow, stuffin' some semen socks down your throat,
Smuggle the carcass cross the border down over in mexico

carcass

At 4/28/14 03:34 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 4/28/14 03:05 PM, Omega wrote:

At 4/28/14 03:03 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 4/28/14 02:56 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 4/28/14 02:53 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 4/28/14 02:44 PM, Nyanic wrote:

Well said, you deserve a cookie.

Does yer grandma bake 'em?

No, but yours does WHILE I'M HAVING SEX WITH HER.

Are you sure? The spiders that spun the cobwebs around that spun them cant even be found. Muchless, you.

Can you come up with anything good you idiot?

Yeah thanks a lot man. You're a fucking jerk. Why don't you go fuck off to somewhere else where nobody likes you?

LOL, figures YOU'D be in here.
Fuck you.

At 4/28/14 02:53 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 4/28/14 02:44 PM, Nyanic wrote:

Well said, you deserve a cookie.

Does yer grandma bake 'em?

At 4/28/14 02:22 AM, Kwing wrote:

Nobody likes your verses, we don't want to see more
In fact your bars would sound better if you sat on your keyboard

You would talk about sittin' on somethin,
fuckin faggot,
Tryina use everyone else for muscle when they have no input added
I ate through their defenses too, so you really shouldnt be mad at
me for killing you without trying, here, you can have that
last rap, cuz since goin' pro, its like, bitches on my telephone
Youre on ignore mode, bitch, do yourself a solid and just stay home
And truthfully, fuck blastin' where your parents live at,
Id rather come find you and shoot you and your "bitch" in the face, in your dorm room, while your smashin' that
lemme read you font my screen name one more time, black
what, got mad, cuz I said ni gga, and you can't?
Accomplish simple wordplay, grow a pair, and man the fuck up man
But I guess thats impossible for a little girl, so I take it back
Fuck trying to rap with you later, even then, you'll still be whack.

At 4/27/14 09:39 PM, Addict wrote:

Like yourself, what the hell, drown your kittens in a creek

Heh...

You mean like, go psycho?
Get tits implanted, walk around shirtless and get lypo?
Let my nuts hang too, call 'em my boys and my girls?
So when I pull a Martin Luther punchline, it wouldn't shock the world?
That's Satan's title, he can both have and keep that rabble
I can shoot efficiently, without sounding like a racist fanboy
who's a sexist, chauvinistic transvestite rabbit hole
inverted pervert fuck, who cant get his head out of his asshole
Um, Yeah, no...
I'd rather step on the Gas and go,
like I was professor klump, and ate a whole pot of baked beans before the show
like, "Oh no, I gots ta go, I'm 'bout ta blow, lookout below!"
Woah,
I hate when I take a shit and the water spins around the toilet,
and touches my dick,
Im like "MAAAA-AAAAN, SHeeiT"
Dick swing sick sadistic, so long,
Imma' need a bucket...

At 4/27/14 07:45 PM, Luke wrote:

The one-syllable emcee's the most killable, trust me

I'll make you a cancer patient, holocaust victim with a hint of sars.

This has a scent...but not one of murderous,
intent, your garbage ass couldn't outline sidewalk chalk
or dent, the side of anyone's head with cement
cylinders, encased around your hands with golf clubs taped,
you should
ferment, your skills a little better little boy, youre muppet like kermit, and saltier than soy
Glad you bought da ploy
Now Im comin in for the kill,
sucka ass nig gas cant contest with the real.

You nice guys pop up like "I'm trill"
Not a day in your life for sacrifice, you don't know how to kill
Its easier to spot you clones, so I send y'all to the outfield
since you think your so sick, I planted mad mines that are hairpin sensitive
and quiet trigger release, when you stepped in, you stepped in it,
too late, already inside yer system, poisonous, infectious drilling
your collapsing, decompressing decayed corrosion, this destruction explosion
to your bullshit ass flow and lyrics, faggot ass muthafucker, Im not tryin ta hear it
Because you can't control black holes, THATS what my flow does to you G.O.D. styled "GENIUSES"
You gifted Over Drives don't mean shit,
come one, you dont have the balls to go the whole 8 miles,
you'd rather quit....

Next attack is mine, Gosh I'm feeling fine,
Even though I'm the King of sleaze, sic fuck, and grime
lapse, half ass rappers, stack 'em in a line
rats, runnin' the maze, like, all the time
Facts, I erase the hate on any and all plats
Tax, any or every M.C., their crew, AND their tracks
shine, no platinum, or platform shoes, no racks,
On my shelves, 'cuz I ran outta room
hanging skeletals like Imma closet racist, its blackest in the back
so I'm, positive and negative on the spot jack
Deck and dash, cut to slash, cannonball splash all of that

Who wants to get murdered?

At 4/24/14 01:41 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 4/24/14 09:51 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: So that's why???
If anybody here says I didn't father Clam's style,
Is obviously blind.

How you figure

Did I type that online?
Oops, I mean, on with your championship thingy.

At 2/28/05 08:00 PM, trentonX wrote: ok well now that I've gotten that maddness out of system.

Just wondering if there are any Andrew Dickman fans out there? I love his new flash movies on his site. ROFL

Yeah,

At 4/24/14 09:17 AM, REgalDEmon14 wrote: I'm bored so I have proudly decided to make a tread about the band Nirvana so what are you waiting for?

Kurt taught me how to sing when I was skipping school.

So that's why???
If anybody here says I didn't father Clam's style,
Is obviously blind.

At 4/19/14 06:12 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: You suck you're boring

Ignore a copy of me, easily
you clone, you're style is sloppy
stop copyin me, you suck enough on your own
stop involving me
you can do bad by yourself
why you hypin' me?
Tailin' me around, this aint no circus
or some shit, hold on, on second thought, maybe it is
No new friends when they tryina come in
Get my squad of undead on your lawn, you cant kill us
you cant stop us, lil ni gga wanna join us
too bat batsy boy, you cant hang wit us
enough if you had robin, batgirl, superboy, AND the Martian Manhunter
another limbo nig ga, how or why caught in my drift,
and I'm nowhere near you to watch you UFO,
so you must be dead.

At 4/17/14 01:11 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

Talk about Xero, this dude is immaterial

You just lack, stamina bro...

I slapped this guy four times before already
is this the fifth or six, Its not that I don't have the heart to kill this lil' bitch,
I think first, he should have a chance to succeed some form,
WITHOUT bein' a snitch
But, about the part of not having a heart, Yeah, I'm lyin' to ya
call it lyrical rape, Im nuts, Imma keep on screwin' ya'
there are no dialogues, just a slicing noise and your body hitting the floor
with blood sprayed all over the paper door, like you got fucked on your period you silly Xero whore
as your candle goes out, thought you were the rap overlord
well, consider this your dethroning, this wanna be king-kong the corny conqueror is no more
R.i.p. you piece of shit, just like my little girls :)

At 4/16/14 11:25 PM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote:

You aint better than half of me

So....Is your turn?

Okay, King.
Swag in a bag, thats such a stupid thing
and name to come up with, I know mine isn't better,
but at least I ain't copy four copious ass letters
to fit my name together, crusty old mummy ass bitch,
stop fucking fellas
I hear one more mans name outcho' mouf
And Im stealin' your soul for the punt return
fuck a quarterback
all sales are final, and that pussy aint comin back
unless I came in it, all your bitches for me ,
while they're giving me the business, for my pimpness
are busy showering me with their tits
like "Here Fred, let's reverse R-Kelly this!"
Hoe, I dont wantchur piss, yer crazy and yer sick as shit
Until I slapped em back, get back on that corner, and that kitchen