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Me.
I cant care, about the woes of this world,
for I understand both that no matter how hard I fight,
One, that it's all for naught,
And two, there's two sides to a yin-yang.
Ouroborus begins, and ends.
At last, the truth is finally revealed and yet, Im blind.

At 5/12/14 11:48 PM, sabbee79 wrote: like male or female
but has to be from the amazing world of gumball
im a male after all but still

No,
a CARTOON, will never be alive,
OR sexy...

At 5/14/14 01:35 PM, RocketHorse wrote:

! :---------------------------------------------------- D

We are one.

At 5/13/14 08:30 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: My friend mumbled "gay guy say what" And then I said "what" cuz I didnt hear him. Then he said that means I am gay and said I have to sleep with him. Does this mean I am Gay??!??

Disscuss

Yeah, you're created by half of a man and half of a woman.

At 5/13/14 08:29 PM, Kwing wrote:

Fuck it, let's go, thread resurrection

No, I killed it for a reason, let dead men rest man

Shitty verses killed it, now it's time for intervention

Don't you realize how I'm controlling your intelligence?

I don't even have to try to flip your bars like flapjacks, I'm past that

You caught up to the last rap, I'm still ahead of that, jack

Like Swag, you're in my knapsack, I already had the last laugh

Bar for bar, you can't match if you had two writing, right hands

That 'real fight' shit is backfiring like elastic

Exactly, simpletons like you don't understand shit

'Cause I've spent the past week making a battle with AxTekk

You mean the same guy I killed without using skill or tactics?

So if you think that you killed me, you're wrong, I was recording

Yep, recording your own demise, welcome to your murder scene

Though your four bars killed this thread since they were boring

Yeah, after this, your bars will be considered morning

Yeah, another hater, with the same show shit
Talkin' like it's the truth, that's what you get for lying
or believing in a fucked up place, and trying to defend it,
pouting and crying about it whenever you get your ass kicked
get up, smell the pussy, and quitchur bitchin, bitch
crybaby @$$ nigg@, get back in the kitchen
and make me a sandwhich with all of the fixins,
and if you spill one drop or drip of it, Imma smack you back a generation
where you're usin' your imagination, makin' you feel like a kid again,
K-wing's a backyardigan that just got put on punishment
I fathered your style and you admitted to not being a true "Em-Cee",
so do like the Disney movie, get frozen and let go of it.

At 5/14/14 07:37 AM, sabbee79 wrote:

yes hard isn't it

No, you dummy,
the answer is all the same,
NO, NO, NO.

At 5/12/14 11:48 PM, sabbee79 wrote: like male or female
but has to be from the amazing world of gumball
im a male after all but still

Really?
Thats like,
askin' who's sexy from the power puff girls...>.>

At 5/12/14 01:27 PM, Xenomit wrote: One in 20 people die from it.

One person dies an alcohol related death every 10 seconds.

Whelp, better drink some more to make us forget that it's deadly.

No, no , nooo-o,
it's not the alcohol that's deadly
it's the people.

At 5/11/14 03:00 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 5/11/14 01:35 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Hey OG MudBone.

you can stuff up clams in my box anytime babe.

I wanna lick the fromunda cheese from your slice.

I like what I'm reading so far.
And dickt titty came from titty dick,
which I would use to describe the depth of my insanity.

You got words you say in the privacy and solitude of self?
I say Anus cheese alot, and dick titteh.
And Ass-Fuckity.

At 5/11/14 10:19 AM, PoundDotBlam wrote: *peanut butter smack* How you like me now biznitch?

*Donkey punch*
Oh I love you!

At 5/8/14 03:23 PM, Kwing wrote:

You should be pushing up daisies I'm telling you to sod off
Before my patience starts fading and I load up my sawed off

Okay, Kwing..
Since yer smarter than what's her face...

Strong point this time, but, like the last one, you missed a simple fact
There's a method to my madness, you're "acknowledgement", isn't required for that,
You have nothing to do with the real fight that I'm fighting, I'm not bothered jack
And since I killed you once, killing you twice, there's no need for that

At 5/6/14 10:23 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Oh, generalization. How cute.

At 5/7/14 12:11 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Oh cute, the liberal teenager who thinks he's and expert on everything.

At 5/7/14 02:49 PM, Loki wrote: Because racism and statistics.

Statistics which are, indeed, influenced by the racial profiling.

These^
Also, that nebie had a good pint. What does Makakaraov...(Spelling?)
Think?

I'm glad cesspool idiots like you
act like flypaper to the other morons.

At 5/6/14 09:22 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

@SolXeroEraser

I figured I should skip you
Since you're the weakest link to our lil crew
I don't mean to be rude
You should take some lessons
And do some confession
Never knew how to do a rap session?
Put these emotes into translation
Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ凸(｀0´)凸

This is more like training for you, then it is for me, isn't it?
I'm so strong, every time I kill you, I get no experience
So I'll use this segment for a second, put it to good use
And teach you one last time, the difference between the Art of War, and MC'ing,
you,
Run of the mill rapper, and rap destroys people, not hip hop
making something from nothing, so you can make the voices stop
Or make the pain in your stomach go away, or make the bullies drop
'Cuz to tell the truth, look, it took away Biggie AND 'Pac,
Anyone wanna be confused, next to die? Not me, Hell Nah.
Fuck your links, I ain't part of your fence, so, sod off.
(It.... STILL...ain't shit to kill you. :)

Fuckin love you DM and Devildriver ,
There was this one time(amongst the several OTHER times this particular scenario would replay,
but I'm referring to this one in particular)
That I was stuck in this loop, where I had weapons and shit,
but the minotaurs and aliens and shit were too much for me.
And when I died, I awoke, restarted at a sooner familiar and previous, particular "checkpoint" in the dream.

Sudden,
yet, nothing was taboo.
Got alotta spells in muh art book,
yup yup.

Unleash the beast, let's feast upon the weak,
they hate villains, but we hate you back
so we even
you hate it, just admit it,
they love to hate me when I kill it,
they get mad like "Aww, no you didn't"
Suck two dicks inside a cement mixer,
with the rabbit off the trix box, and poison from street fighter
ya'll are still a buncha snitches
fuckin bitches...

At 5/6/14 04:52 PM, somespammer224 wrote: Shut up. You have like two friends. One's imaginary and the other is your mom.

You're still a bitchass snitch.

At 5/6/14 02:42 PM, BinaryHedgehog wrote:

At 5/6/14 02:20 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/6/14 01:45 PM, ManDeep wrote: Assuming i am a bottom really hurts my feelings man :'(

As if I ever cared about anyone's feelings. You should know that by now, idiot.

I think I should get my Keyblade, because you are obviously heartless. (My goodness it sounds like a bad pickup line..)

You silly fools loose more heroes that way..
You're not even worth insulting, where's mikes lame ass?

At 5/5/14 07:28 AM, numbers wrote:

At 5/5/14 07:16 AM, FourCigarettes wrote: WHAT.

In the butt it ain't enough fo yuh IZZIT
I been waitin' tuh see this topic fo life INNIT
Yeah I'm up in dis spittin' disses
at somebody named FoCigaretteses.
DON'T YOU 'WHAT' HERE BOI.

True,
Lil nursery rhyme shit,
I see you.

At 5/5/14 12:27 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

You think you're cool now, don't you? Well, you're not, or else you'd find a different way to waste your time.

I didnt say anything about that,
it was all you.
Also, if ya wanna know, Im cut from a tougher cloth than you,
dick tweed.

I'm a dark type.
Moon lit nights invigorate me to be awake and alive, and seem to match my "human
Counterparts' " emotions at the particular times (Don't know why) I'm not going deeper than this.

Big Ass is big ass, she wont feel to notice...Drumzzzzzz ;p
Tits are fun to play with, they like to use them as much as I do...>.>
I cant choose, because
I've always had a gentle blend of both ^.^

At 5/3/14 11:14 PM, TheMajormel wrote: I made a song putting NG chat users on blast.

I'd like to make more rap songs flaming all of you nerds.

vocaroo rap battle right the fuck now

Im aboutta use that joint...
Nice rap, BTW

At 5/4/14 09:54 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

You should have stopped at 666 posts. That way, you could have contributed at least something funny here.

Fuck funny,
and skip that,
you cosmetic terd.

Cuz anyone that KNOWS Apocalypse,
knows that they're in for the fight of their life. (Mutant or not)
Also, I like the sneering lip look he has, It's so ugly,
kinda like me. :)

At 5/3/14 10:02 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

That's not an insult, just a video. Put some more effort into it, you lazy piece of shit.

Pus bag.

At 4/30/14 12:25 PM, ZJ wrote:

R.I.P.

R.I.P. Bob. You made a lot of people happy and will be missed.