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Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted June 14th, 2014 in General

At 6/14/14 08:33 PM, Kwing wrote:
And in case you missed the memo, we don't need no stinking badges

See? Right over your head. THAT'S why I stopped rapping online, not cuz yer nice.
And who are you again?!

Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted June 14th, 2014 in General

At 6/13/14 10:23 PM, Kwing wrote:
I dare you to throw one personal punch before I leave you bleeding

Hell no. You're one of those idiots that asks for an answer in English,
while we speak it, your lyricist badge is revoked.
Also, I don't know you, and vice versa. So stop playin'.
Whack @ss nugguh.

Response to: whats you're fave alcohol drink mix Posted June 14th, 2014 in General

At 6/14/14 09:28 AM, blauwwolkje92 wrote: lol damn soll loll, the thing i will never drink is hennesy although i was told it is pretty yumsy with hypnotiq so after i have that i will never drink it again

Yes blue, let us share a hulk one day :)

Response to: Billionare son of SC johnson pedo Posted June 13th, 2014 in General

At 6/13/14 07:09 PM, Wegra wrote: A family company my ass

C'mon bro, you didn't see it coming?
Srsly??? All them baby wipe and oil and shit???
That's like pedobear, he sells girls underwear, and they buy the shit out of that shit.

Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted June 13th, 2014 in General

At 6/13/14 04:24 PM, Kwing wrote:
Sol sounds like a Christmas caroler reduced a holy ghost

Yeah, I admit, I started rappin' 'cuz I was bored,
but I don't like sounding repetitious, ________
You know what that blank was for (Insert: You Sol Xero whore)
runnin' rap circles around you self proclaimed lyricists, who are more square than triangles,
here's your spotlight, you deserve the floor.
You can fuck around summore',
I beat you to the punch kid, I did a three hour freestyle and didn't document OR record
none of it, yeah, that's a personal problem, heard it all before,
I invest more than enough mind, heart, body, and SOUL,
and THAT'S why I put you "hip hop" jocks in my morgue,
when the guys that really do it tell the same story....It gets old.

Response to: Favorite Rock band album Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

hard time deciding between Orgy's Candyass, Ringworm's Venomous Grand Design,
and Parkway Drive's Horizons

Response to: favorite smell Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

Sharpie markers
Gasoline
Pussy
cake /cookies/pie/ brownies in the oven
dinner{most cases, you know,hamburger helper, sloppy joes, pizza, chicken, ect.)
new car smell,
this one perfume I cant call, one of my chicks wore it a lot(rillrimakes me all hot and rapey)
new shoe smell
the air before it rains
summertime( beach, bbqs , chronic ect.)

Response to: If your penis had a superpower? Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

At 6/10/14 04:29 PM, ghostxero wrote: my penis and semen would be able to cure anything even death...as long as i cum inside what ever was sick or dead...it would heal or come back to life...

"Oh, heal this baby from Afghanistan,
Heal my donkey too, we go work to do in the morning' "

Response to: If Jar Jar Binks was mad at you... Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

At 6/11/14 08:48 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: ......What would you do?

Would you...

A) Give him snickers
B) Kill him, make his pelt your throw rug and mount his head on your wall
C) Stick a lightsaber up his butt
D) Stick a lightsaber up his urethra
E) All of the above except A
F) None of the above

F

Response to: If your penis had a superpower? Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

A superpower?!
I would go with a psycho link to chix...>.>
Like, my dick could astral project, and give a bitch an orgasm
By just thinkin' about it. And with just a p.c. flex.
Just one, just one.

Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

A tingle..
Spin thread in muh dingle,
muh peedle, for those that don't know the meanin' or the feelin',
Imma lay this rap to rest, with a thousand bodies behind it,
seems like, ever since the cavity in muh chest I,
can't rest in this nether realm, searchin' for my,
sol, in a physical form, know I don't know
made up my mind yesterday, time to go home
get it? Enough ninja in this to turn n*ggas into lawn gnomes
And I'm glad to be abled to bring this close,
two sides to a yin yang, that's how the story goes

Response to: I really love NG Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

Toldju!

Response to: favorite smell Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

At 6/11/14 04:13 AM, Xenomit wrote: Fresh pussy.

I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm really not.

Persian cologne and shit, pussy smells pretty fucking amazing.

Yo, I know you don't know me, but I catch myself sayin alotta what you would say...

Response to: whats you're fave alcohol drink mix Posted June 5th, 2014 in General

At 6/5/14 09:45 PM, blauwwolkje92 wrote:
At 6/5/14 09:36 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'm not big on alcohol just red wine with root beer or sprite. Kiddy stuff. Although... once I got to try an expensive desert campaign before, it tasted like heaven...
well thats okay each their own ^^ , i like wine sweet

I normally take mine straight up
Cept fer margaritas...heh..

Response to: The Deep Web Posted June 5th, 2014 in General

Deep web exists,
ya'll got played.
I love chaos.

Response to: Why is the house white? Posted June 5th, 2014 in General

Cuz white people don't got nothing,
Cept glue, college, and suicide.

Response to: If you were a super-villain... Posted June 5th, 2014 in General

At 6/5/14 07:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: If you had all the evil super-powers of a villainous mastermind and was seeking world domination, how would you do it?
Also, what would your evil villain song be?

Well, if I told, it wouldn't be all that villainous,
now would it?

Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted June 5th, 2014 in General

At 6/5/14 10:17 PM, Maculoon wrote: you suck ween
im green

Fuck yer girl with my peen
get off my screen.

Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted June 5th, 2014 in General

At 6/5/14 09:06 PM, Kwing wrote:
Between you and Voltage I'm trying to figure who's worse

Why thank you Kwing, for talking about my funny dance
your punchlines suck more than chicks at the bunny ranch
Fuck your name, lil bitch, whether Im on the net or in your face
Doesn't matter how I say it, or how I display it, matter of fact, your like whatsherface
On yer knees smiling for the money shot, lookin for praise,
In the back of your mind praying "I hope I really get paid"
Bitch, I wouldn't pay you attention if I wanted to
you still cant kill, we all see that through and through
So before you get "thorough", wanna get buff and try to cross,
Hop off my nuts you xero whore, in other terms
get off.

Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted June 5th, 2014 in General

Died in here...
The stench of death is most...Marvelous to meee..

The villain's back
takin' out trash during a cat nap
A sling shot, from my back pack for all you knapsacks
Escape key? There's no back out kids, or backtrack
So for backtalk, expect a backhand from my ball sack
Eat up beats, Mc's too, lets call this style fat
No P-H,
balance for a woman with all that bitchin', so stop that
no competition, just eviction, so they bout to pack
bout ta get jacked, bloodrocuted and fried off the meatrack
smackin' lips like apple jacks off of morning snack attacks
They lack skill, no style , they can't kill
I've beat trial, the world is my witness,they know I'm ill
Do another bank heist, catch me poppin on cherry hill
New prollem, now I cant get rid of this bitch, Ew.

Response to: 1.2M child porn images found on PC Posted June 2nd, 2014 in General

At 5/30/14 11:22 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

Perfect! You have evolved from a person who uses overused memes as his primary source of humor, to being an original and funny guy who uses his god given creativity to be funny!
I have never been so proud of anyone over the internet before, for evolving so quickly.

If that's the case, then get off the internet.

Response to: 1.2M child porn images found on PC Posted May 30th, 2014 in General

At 5/30/14 11:18 AM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 5/30/14 11:17 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Really...Nowun yet, huh?
There's a reason no one posted that meme... I'm gonna let you figure that out.

Is it cuz they're all brainwashed,
like you?

Response to: 1.2M child porn images found on PC Posted May 30th, 2014 in General

Really...Nowun yet, huh?

1.2M child porn images found on PC

Response to: So I'm in a pickle Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 10:42 PM, Vnzi wrote:
Do people not know there is a "Include Image?" tab on the post screen?

heh,
totes fergot aboot that

Response to: omg the cells you guys Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 10:37 PM, Sensationalism wrote: But we are controlled by them. We are the borg.

Yes, we ARE controlling your transmition.

Response to: So I'm in a pickle Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 09:47 PM, iamthemouse wrote: I'm not sure what to do?

That's not in a pickle, this is
[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/240/a/1/the_man_in_the_pickle_suit_by_linkcantriforce-d486rga.jpg [/img]

Response to: Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 03:58 PM, Kwing wrote: I bring A-game the same way you display your vajayjay

lol,
I got bored, and so I started postin
that was funny Kwing, and you know I normally
come through on that villainous, venomous, "killerous" crap
but that can take three chill pills, two ass whippins, and a nap
I see no one's putting in more work than you
no, seriously, the whole last page, the pwnage was all you
Im not mad, props to the killer, cuz I watched you grow
from a two bit nobody I used to kill at every show
to the guy I merked a couple times, who smoked a couple guys in a row
like blunts, not bad yo, but at the end of this congrats though,
you'll find a fuck you, cuz yer still a silly xero hoe
the rock says it doesnt matter, so shut your mouth and know your role

Response to: Civilies avatar Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 03:44 PM, TheMachoMan7 wrote: its really funny :) :) :) and really really really really super really really really omg yoloswaggins bilbo baggins awesome :smirk:

looks to me more like a monkey man from power puff girls or somethin

Response to: Problems giving a fuck Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 03:41 PM, CresIsis wrote: Awww

That's not it...see? Right past you...:(

Response to: Problems giving a fuck Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

At 5/22/14 03:37 PM, CiviLies wrote: #deep

Taking my place as core of the machine...it HAS to happen...:(