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heh

I don't think it would be so funny,
as a lot of males are more aggressive, as well as competitive.
Im saying, I wouldn't wanna see a chick get hit like a guy by one.

And, just cuz

At 9/14/14 11:54 PM, ZJ wrote: Bears won.

Only in America. :O

Its okay, there not getting to the playoffs :)

At 9/14/14 06:18 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 9/14/14 06:17 PM, kazumazkan wrote: NOPE

but damn she's cute

I'm pretty sure her heat reads "Take your panties off" so she's probably a lez.

Why do all the manly ones have to be lesbian!

That's how they learn how to get stronger.
But by then, she will be lost in a sea of trash, trying to find her way back civility.

At 9/14/14 07:19 PM, Kel-chan wrote: 11? 12?

you late bloomers!

7 or 8 here...but I won't tell you what I was doing...

I don't wanna know about your molesting uncle... XP

Lets go 49-ers!

heh, Appalled*

At 9/14/14 05:52 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Should just kill it, spiders are good for catching pests in the house but they can also leave webs where you need to walk.

SCTE3, although I understand your breakdown of simplistic human logic,
I am by your behavior.

At 9/14/14 05:51 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Killed one the other day, didn't look like an average wolf spider so I wasn't about to take any chances of it being a brown recluse...

Yes, also, spider patterns are very important to recognize when handling them.

At 9/14/14 05:45 PM, Avery wrote: What the fuck is it doing, is it a mothafuckin military drone trying to keep me from fapping? if it is it's working.

DONT PANIC!!!
Spiders, believe it or not, are VERY intelligent.
Command him to do what you need him to.
Explain in a calm, proper manner. He'll understand.
Seriously, if you have any ADAM genes, try talking to him.
I made out with a very pretty spider last month.

At 9/14/14 05:44 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 9/14/14 05:40 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: You brought me to tears with that one m8

Sarcasm or no

Very serious, that's funny as hell:
*Cums* "OMG NO,Put it back, put it back!!
LOL!

At 9/14/14 05:21 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

It's still probably the funniest story I've heard to date.

You brought me to tears with that one m8

Okay. Buckle yer seatbelts, long ride kids.

Alright. So I was 12. Like my I previously said, my dad was a single bachelor, in the heart of Newark.
He had some porn tapes. My sisters found them, being nosey. I of course, being the naturally innocent guy I am,
didn't think to look, nor care bout porn. Untill I caught my sisters and cousins joking with his sex toys and magazines and stuff. Being that they were only there to visit, when they left, onl left me alone with the guilt of the jokes we had made, and my knowledge of such carnal findings. So, alone with the tapes, and my dad at work, I proceeded to pop those suckers in the vcr, and started my journey. I remember at the end of one vivdly ripe porn scene with a certain "Jessica" in it, the most beautiful, busty, curvaceous, fun having creature I had ever laid my eyes upon. (She had the most beautiful ASS, with a tribal tramp stamp that I live by) And, she was into a lot of the same stuff I was, (I totally had a prepubescent boner in my pants, going as hard as I could back then) and at the end of the scene, I had saw something that particularly grabbed my intrest: the cumshot. She jumped up from the doggystyle position she was in, and I watched in confusion, as I couldn't figure out why this guy was pulling on his ding-a-ling when he can just keep fucking her-- and then boom. Faster then a speeding locomotive, his semen ejected onto her face, and into her willing mouth.

I didn't get it. I couldn't figure out what this tugging does for a man. So, I watched the next scene, not as hot bitch, same sequence. Foreplay, taciturn oral, actual sex in multiple positions, cumshot. The next scene, same thing. Next tape, all scenes, same thing. As I watched more and more, I began to understand the link.
So the next day, it just so happened that me and my cousins were playing in the junkyard behind the park, and found an Asian chicks magazine with one of our friends. I tore out a couple of pages,threw the ramining book, hopped on the bus, and scurried home. Went straight to my room, used an iron to straighten out the pages crumplings, and went to the bathroom, and locked the door. Spread the pages in a somewhat orderly fashion based of my attractions based off of the appeal of their propositions to me, and proceeded to get on my knees. About 3 minutes had passed before I flexed my PC muscles on and off to find out what the big deal was. Before I knew it, something felt even better with every pull. So I kept going, and so suddenly, I could feel this new sensation, enticing me more and more the further I kept going, I had to get up and aim for the toilet. I couldn't, my knees were too weak, Something felt great, and was coming from deep inside of me! The combination of the pleasure mixed with the confusion that started off as a joke, was soon, my little private treasure. I watched in awe at my phallus, jumping and twitching and shooting in absolute ecstasy at the mess I made, I couldn't control. I did it.
I had my first orgasm.
Heh.
My 13th birthday was a week later.

At 9/14/14 11:48 AM, Ericho wrote: Most of the Top 10 most viewed games and cartoons on this website are porn-related.

And in the same, Im glad we have the Freedom
for artistic expression.

At 9/14/14 11:44 AM, Armychief1 wrote: No, But I see what you mean. As it is just a topic which I take serious as me & my friends use NG all the time, So this subject is serious to us. I'm not meaning it will become one but it could be a problem soon so atleast maybe if this forum could help and stop the possibility that it will. I'm just trying to keep it as the way it is, So it wont be like that.

Peanut butter and jelly, muh friend. Buck up, there's more to newgrounds then porn.
Focus on what enlightens you.

At 9/14/14 11:27 AM, Timmy wrote: I recall it having something to do with tea..?

Freedom has NOTHING to do with tea. Xp

Fuck a reputation
that's for bitches and gay guys...

I don't care much for it. A lot of artists, with a lot of talent.
You can filter it out, and also, there's a lot more to newgrounds then porn.
If your not mature enough to handle either seeing it( Knowing its a part of human nature)
or handle discarding it, your comments will from here on out,
be further discarded.

This topic wreaks of fear...I'm leaving.

Yeah, if the nerds weren't busy
trying to please sweaty anime fan girls,
with unrealistic pleasure.

Akira + Fern Gully = I dunno what the fuck...

Ha, Called it

And when I said "Us", I meant true lyricists.

Okay.

Depression got me on a scale of one to ten
I hate the way they sneak in that devilish dirty grin
then I know when
It's my time to act, so I begin
Makes me wanna' roll harder then I never ever been
Story of sorrow
I hate my pops, fuck a tomorrow
I feel like I was bought, no perseverance of thought, 'Eff a borrow,
And my moms was just a nun
how could I turn out to be the psycho, one and only son?
This shit is bullshit
How they expect me to carry on,
ridin' in on a chariot
On a lake of fakeness like I'm the night, fuckin' the dawn
Its all funny and all
until someone gets killed,
then whats the story ya'll?
We stand appauled,
this is the last verse I drop,
cuz the internet ain't ya'll.

At 9/12/14 05:40 PM, uhnomal3 wrote:

So since that's over with, Fuck battle rap, soap and suds
dick suck with a rubber duck, with a too tutu on, rubba' dub dub in yer tub, bub
make sure you scrub your nuts, and pop some bub, fuck a fuss
I now know why they party life style is in, idiots walkin around too busy trying to be us

Ha, Called it

Called what?
What'chur assumptions was?
I was just feedin' your ego
You're still a racist cuz'
I don't care if you had a carefully covered ploy
I saw straight through it, and you, looks like your plan left you a naked little boy
Leggo my eggo, I saw your trap, yes we know
So try and Stego to the T-Rex, you ain't Jraco
Still some kinda kid, that needs adult say so
No fire in your bars, yer spit is square, Lego's
Human, need a translator?
Your girl don't, so,
How you stuck on stupid, Yer still movin' slow-mo,
What is it with you Matrix guys?....Neo.
I already toldju', you're not a lyricist, Know how I know?
You rap like some kind of retard homo on hormones
Or else you'd be in my corner saying the same thing,
But no.
They told you to sit still
And you straight went up and did so
You can't contest to Freedom
Bobby's world, dontcha' know
I'm sorry, it takes greater chaos to stop chaos,
But yers is lookin' a little weak, that's why you cant cause
A lil' ruckus or even a muck, you run from it all
And talk behind our backs while we're behind the same wall
How are we supposed to stand up right
I'll tell you right
Psych
You're trolling gotchu' the dead end,
Snake sniped.

At 9/12/14 04:17 PM, uhnomal3 wrote: Shit, if hip hop were up to me
clowns would cross the Styx chargefree
and this Spartan fireman would get pissed
on by my giant double headed dog Cerberus
after his 2 cents baught my CD

I think you have repressed feelings, deep down inside
like a closet racist trying to come out in the open, you have no place to hide
You're the same as the other whack MC's, really, I cannot judge
So since that's over with, Fuck battle rap, soap and suds
dick suck with a rubber duck, with a too tutu on, rubba' dub dub in yer tub, bub
make sure you scrub your nuts, and pop some bub, fuck a fuss
I now know why they party life style is in, idiots walkin around too busy trying to be us

Music is hard. There's a lot more to it then I pictured.

At 9/12/14 12:02 PM, ZJ wrote:

I dunno. It's something weird I noticed. This show is mad dumb for a bunch of reason other than Turtle titties. Feel free to discuss.

Yeah, cuz female turtles have actual tits.
I think some's got a fetish :3

At 9/12/14 05:09 AM, Deshiel wrote: She looked alot like my own niece, my sisters and mother say that aswel. I'm ultra defensive and afraid now when I have her in my care and when some man looks at her for too long, they activate my intense rage (which I inherited from my mother)

Yeah, I read that this morning. Anything you bring here, can be taken away.

Heh, I kinda hate sometimes when I answer my own questions too.

At 9/11/14 09:41 PM, uhnomal3 wrote: Flawless Victory

Not much of what you said makes sense;
Hence, I suppose I'll have to Condescendingly
have some fun at your expense.

Whence, "misconceptions" were procured
assured; and your exemplary persistence displayed
is found sordid and poor

Yeah, when compared to the dictionary version,
Not everybody reads it, you gotta' dumb it down for everyone else, it's only boring to you because the disconnection
of your soul, versus your brain in this dimension, leaves you broke, and not to mention
fuck all your explanation, especially when I can destroy one's purpose in less then 2 words.
Nice job, time wasting. Creation isn't your strong suit. Neither is destruction.
Look at this baboon, displaying all this buffoonery,
with your big words and education, oh my, Im 'prolly rapping with a troll,
that's why your style is fat and boobie-ly, jiggly all over the place, ,yeah, well, if you read the rules, we're supposed to
keep it cool, also, you are no real rapper. 'Cuz if hip hop were left to you,
hip hop would've died sooner.