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At 3/18/14 01:04 AM, Pop-Tart wrote: Only $2 at the Goodwill store...

It was so flippin cute... just couldn't pass it up.

Totally didnt see that comin.

At 3/15/14 05:40 PM, Decimating wrote: Keep being honest. Hell if you want to turn it up a notch, you can go blunt too. It might hurt feelings, but who the fuck cares about that shit? Go for it bra.

Im SO in love with this new theory.And yes, I like where its taking me.

At 3/14/14 06:07 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 3/14/14 05:29 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I think I have found Nirvana.

No. You haven't.

Does anyone else love life?

I try.

Isnt it where you dont need the answer, because you already have it?

Alright, so, Im gonna try it on this chick at work, cuz those buns are attention worthy, and I wanna rape her.
Also, with this music thing they say I have a thing for.

I cant stop rolling in this epic,
hot, sweaty, heart pounding, exciting,
mind racing, good feeling, of reminiscence, over and over.
I love everything, because I understand, I think I have found Nirvana.
Does anyone else love life?

Its not a big deal, do what you wanna.
Or else it'll be, "Damn, I shoulda did that"

LMAO,
Hell No!

At 3/13/14 07:41 PM, Crink wrote: just keep it real

if you're honest and people don't like, so what

stay true to yourself

I love you bro! (no homo, but being happy means partially gay)
Yes, thats my new saying!

Mines the evil smirk guy..

(This world cant stop yin and yang)

BUT, I AM intrested in the thought of both customized(NG Logo related) AND personalised one,
also, this one Im using. makes me feel like a snooty, know-it-all chinese man that just proved you wrong.

*Hunches over*
Where's my pills?

YOU FAGGOTS!
STOP this nonsense,
we're all, United States of America
....jackasses...

Errybody shutup,
for I start slappin yall with wiggly glowsticks that actually hurt
(LMAO, that was so GAY)

At 3/13/14 05:19 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 3/13/14 05:17 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Any suggestions?

get a new sig your current one is a bit lame tbh

I'll keep that in mind, you penis.

K, so, years of being on the net, has reduced my already sick sense of humor,
to a blantantly obvious, sometimes miscreant asshole.
Very brutal in delivery, yet, this brutalness, i find, using in public has a vary of results.
(Usually, to my advantage, but not always)
So Im going to practice summore here. Any suggestions?

LMAO, yeah,
this happened to me when I was 25, still livin with moms.
Stupid blonde boss lady, tryina boss me around in the office,
I told her "If you dont stop bossing me around, Im gonna rape you and cum inside of you"
She sits on the copy machine, spreads her legs to reveal herself, a pantiless rebel,
and I stuffed till my hearts content.
And when I realized that it wasnt really happening, by the time I rrealy woke up,
it was too late. I could feel it shooting out of my phallus as a ran to the bathroom,
hiding morning wood from prying eyes.

At 3/13/14 04:56 PM, Insanctuary wrote: I believe I have figured out consciousness. Please tell me how I am wrong and make me feel like a basement dweller as fast as you can, before I become full of myself from this level of genius.

At this rate, its too late for you

At 3/9/14 09:21 AM, Radaketor wrote: I thought Stone Cold was injured because Owen did the piledriver on him. Wasn't that also the reason why Piledrivers are now banned?

Nope, it was undertaker's match. And prolly re-ignited after incurring the damage at Owen's fight.

At 3/8/14 11:57 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

And homey I'm not hatin', cuz some parts you write cool
I thought that was creative, a TRUNK on your BICYCLE

I see you Clam, yeah, you got dat...

I'm goin' back in...

Mine, was this, in 2006, I had a whip,
a crib, my money, my bitch and my kid
on the way, god couldnt've blessed me any other way than he did
Untill one fateful day he hit the switch,
I mean literally, I turned around for just one second and poof, all of my shit
just vanished,
like someone played a cruel trick, tortured and tormented, when I was so close to closing it, and in a twist of coincidence, missed it by inches, With Vengence on my mind, I came so close that I could taste it
Someone pulled the welcome mat up, They told me welcome to hell and face it so I could get roasted
to hell with that, my babies are resting eternally for some pussy fuckin' cowards, playin anonymous,who cant keep they're godamn noses outta my motherfuckin' business, fuck no I didnt make this public, they want an answer for this rubix, its just attractin' the idiots, cuz there really isn't shit to this,
Sew my own stitches, trying to close this hole where my heart is, with the quickness
'Cuz it's seeping and leaking,and itchin' and it hurts, and it hurts to admit that I'll never get the
Chance to say I love her or goodbye to her and have to spend my eternity in this pit, regretting every mutherfuckin piece of it
I was a dick, a little bit, yeah, I was a prick, 'cuz I wanted it to be perfect
The nerve of those assholes, getting away with all of it
I felt that cold wind blow, sent shivers down my spine bouncing off my rotting insides, echoing that I'm alone
And these other muthafuckas wanna argue about colors, like we're in kindergarten...>.>
Turn my back to the world, that's how I did it with I my baby girls, Fearless & Lionhearted
Fuck 'em up every single time, just for getting me started,
I wont give in or up, for my dearly departed,
Drop 'em in revolutions when I come around like autumn
I may be evil, but You're not forgotten...

At 3/8/14 09:46 PM, Lemonardo wrote: You in a faze, your mind into a maze of amazing phrases,

Sup Lemonardo?
You ain't no artist up in here,
Your straight trash, your flow sounds like it's from last year
Talkin' bout slow, thought maybe you should know
you cant come to the table with that molasses, OBO
And yer B.O., is worse than Dino from the Flintstones
so if you wanna rock the mic right, you should invest in soap
Before it's set in stone;
Sol beat Lemonardo, I will have aborted your rap career before it couldve been born
So suck a Lemon and chill out, dude,
you're no hell razor, you just like to pretend your rude.

At 3/8/14 09:18 PM, Addict wrote:

Because I'm actually the one that for fun is haunting and I'm the master

Well met...
Like my nut hair, against yer forehead, they call me slapnuts,
I'll teabag you from over here...and then some
Think you got bawls, you better try A-GUN
I mean again, Achoo, Im not aiming, I'm allergic ta bullshit too
I gotchur' rap style ground Xero, held for ransom,
tricky at first, but then I nailed the full nelson
Tried to reverse and I was like: "Hell naw son!"
G.O.D."Flows" get crushed by the Gears that grind them,
while I'm callin' you "all in check", you better CHECK-in,
disagree?
then get the referee,
you'll NEVER beat me,
thanks for this broke flow,
Catch up to me, in several light years,
I'll still be counting YOUR money.
And you can haunt and boo the whole house all you want, I already beat Mario 3.
Addict huh? Yeah,
now I see,
you're a glutton for punishment, and in need of therapy.
Thinkin' you could shred a microphone like me
PUH-lease....
Go back to yer streets....

At 3/8/14 03:33 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: No, you're puttin us to sleep cuz the fact is no one cares

I can read, that's the second time you've said that to me
And honestly, I think it's three, but fuck countin' yer sheep,
but if it REALLY wasn't a big deal, you wouldn't say anything.
So pipe the fuck down while you get this ass-beating, while I'm leavin' with my trophy
SON
We should call you Kinko's, with how much you keep copying,
Me. You creep, you freak, youre a l33t meek geek...AND youre weak, I was keepin' it peace untill you
pathetically and awkwardly started trying to sneak
In low blows and backstabs soon as I turn my cheek, give nig gas compliments,
see how they repay me? And this was JUST this week!
Fine, have it your way, I prefer to go this route anyway, anyhow, anyday
Dump On Site, you lil' roach,
the next time I see you, Imma stomp you out, AND give you the raid bugspray
And the DragonFlamethrower to boot,
overkill isn't overkill untill I give you the truth
And the next time I want your opinion, Imma' give it to you.

At 3/8/14 04:20 PM, Addict wrote:

But little do they know, they're obese off the beats I tend to shred

Sup Addict?

Is it our turn? Honestly, I feel no burn
or stings from you, but also, I know when I hear someone tellin' the truth
Let's get right at it, I homerun bat crack molars, stack the bones up
split atoms and rip the colons up, to the core, for an extra bonus,
Who? What? Oh, whattup?
Hold on, Clamstuffer's in my trunk, "AYE,SHUTUP!"
Kill and massacre a room, shamelessly desecrating
Pass along the education, Pointlessly demonstrating
how I'm multi-tasking, talking to this bitch on the phone I wanna rape while I'm masturbating
daydreaming about her menstruating and lactating!
O.o
What do you mean quit acting crazy? This is no facade
Take a look in the mirror, yep, just as real as you are
Cuz if you were me, you'd do the same thing
Got no choice, there can only be one King.

At 3/7/14 04:54 PM, SuperSaferNova wrote:

:when they were captives by "Cyrus the Great", and brought it with them when they where allowed to build a new temple in Jerusalem (I think, i've only read the bible once)

What do you think?

Hostages in the kingdom???

I still think man is using his mind.

At 3/7/14 07:33 PM, Ron-Geno wrote:

At 3/7/14 07:25 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 3/6/14 07:44 PM, Ron-Geno wrote:

Thank you, and I hope you enjoy your evening.

What made you apologize?

The shittiness was uncalled for
so I apologized for it.

Step with you're best,first, always.
This way, you can stop having to "feel" [this] way.

At 3/7/14 07:41 PM, marshall167owen wrote: Talk about the gods and you can mm (messege me) to choose your god you want to be and we play out or talk and do other things i also have groups about this on games i will show you guys who join me.

Ps.im te Leader of course o and i am zeaus AKA the THUNDER God.

I'll be,
Leviathan.

At 3/6/14 10:06 PM, Pop-Tart wrote:

I'd like to go back just to get another autograph... but I don't know if they still have the character (the candy itself isn't carried in a lot of places..)

The fuck are you doin',
Son?

At 3/6/14 07:44 PM, Ron-Geno wrote:

Thank you, and I hope you enjoy your evening.

What made you apologize?

At 3/6/14 05:37 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

But I don't even really want them. Other than because you're supposed to want them. Or if I want to go to something where it would be weird for one person to go alone. Which isn't often.

You're Okay, Clam.

At 3/7/14 04:40 PM, Jester wrote: I refuse to pay to see a sequel to a movie where everyone died in the end

Its about their revenge this time, right?

ORIGINALLY,
the interwebs was designed as a means of speedier communication,
This, is the result of a Limit Break.

At 3/7/14 03:56 AM, NeonSpider wrote: I think it's very likely I could become a mad scientist if given the chance. I have an insatiable curiosity.

I practice controlling my BioElectroMagnetism in the dark...
Animals can sense it. The damage left behind after days of concentrating, and straining
deduce my accountability for what I'm "seeing". (Due to partial psychosis, and delusional hysteria, brought on by exhaustion and drug influence) But the only way to see it, is to look beyond.
Also, I guess one day I should just tape it...