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My bad, I mean happy birthday.
...LMAO

At 3/27/14 10:47 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 3/27/14 10:39 PM, tox wrote: To sekhem... The guy we love to hate

Funny that of all the mods to come around, it was poozy, and he slammed down the 30 days hammer

#FreeSekhem

LMAO,
DAMN. True.

Yo bro,
I'm happier w/o church.

LOL,
I wanna punch that dog.

LMAO, thats terrible.
The accused, anyone?
I dont have fav rapes scenes, btw.
I just see the stuff.
I member the one from Hills have eyes,
I was a lil frustrated at that one.

So...what do you think about that?

Yeah, where can I find her??...<.<...>.>

At 3/27/14 04:49 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I'm beginning to feel like a Fap God, Fap God
All my people with the white and the black cocks, black cocks
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to whack off, whack off?

LOL, yer so gay.

At 3/27/14 03:16 PM, Natick wrote: i went to a bus stop in a part of town i don't usually venture to and lo and behold, i found it just lying there on the floor, soaked in the rain

would any of you take this invitation?

No ,Natick. I couldnt, wouldnt, in a moat.
I could not, would not, in a boat

Uh,
how boutta cam chat option, even though that kinda negates everything...

At 3/27/14 08:39 AM, Phobotech wrote:

Monsters don't like to feel cause they're weak in the mind,
Seething through a mask leaving a bitter past behind

Its really playing it safe when you say nothing of yourself
When you can pick apart what someone else had put upon the shelf.

Ohhhhh....
Heh,
I can see the technology and depth put into this structure,
you built, I hope it didnt take you forever,
cause Imma dismantle it
the beast inside you said we hide, or some kinda
over-the-mantle antic, cant compare to how i take advantage of it
this very well could be another "GOD" flow,
Doesn't matter, the Gears of this world slow your flows like stone
since murder you cant do,
I guess this is a freebee, Phobos, based off of him loosely, or freely?
Target is locked, I will proceed with caution
but wont hesitate to put this king in his sarcophagus
its only natural, I forgot the difference between me and you
is stamina
I was born and bred for this, your type is the infatuate
space tripping and parachuting back to earth like MC Hammer pants
c'mon kid, you showed the extension but the kit you werent equipped.
shoulda kept a pen with...or a ken with..
Hadoken...
Ha-ha, I just beat you again.

At 3/27/14 09:17 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

Ever seen what a passing isolated shower looks like from nearly ⅕ of a mile up?

Thats fuckin goregeous.

Nice

Dont care, as long as its female.

At 3/25/14 05:41 PM, Phobotech wrote:

urgle-burgle
Mista Dobalina Mr. Bob Dobalina

Word?

LMAO....

I see, your definition of effigy,
is entering the entertainers again and again
quite wrecklessly,
it took alotta boot to get me up this hill,
you got alotta room with daddy's shoes to fill
and honestly, murder doesnt fit your bill
stabs for bleeding hearts cuz monsters dont like to feel
play the king card, and made you waste your ace on a queen charizard
Sorry I gotta kill
you
and your hopey deal too
I hope two towtrucks, a tank, and a retarded kids school bus run over you
while yer gettin' roadhead, fuck up and drive off the overview
so your last lying words would be
"Who the fuck do I owe this to?"
Sell me your soul right now, we'll call it quits
You're selling wolf tickets, this aint'chur ring,
this is mine bitch.

At 3/24/14 08:13 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 3/24/14 08:03 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish Nuclear energy was traded out completely, ENTIRELY, for something safer.

Granted, windmills everywhere spark a fascination with dutch culture and you don't have the calves to pull off wooden shoes.

I wish I did have the calves to pull off wooden shoes.

Granted. The expansion inflated you foot size as well.
I wish I could throw my penis at people whenever I like,
And it would re-appear whenever it touched ground.

At 3/24/14 10:01 PM, tox wrote:

but if you feel that you are female, and you look down and see carefully maintained body with a dick downstairs that you have to touch every time you want to go to the washroom and the very idea of it disgusts you...
im pretty sure that you would identify as a:
straight, female, male...

Ha! Which one are you?

At 3/24/14 04:48 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: To clarify thread should say: "pocket pussy and/or pocket butthole."

I didn't mean to discriminate.

LMAO, "Pocket butthole"

And no. I don't.

At 3/24/14 08:35 PM, Phobotech wrote: (I hope it gets gory.)

Phobo, I have to say with the utmost respect,
I like yer style, bro.
Which...is why it pains me to do this...

All bets are off,
The seals are broken, this rocket's high velocity, terminal liftoff
Like my name is NASA,
I sprained my brain comin' down snortin' adderall
and was up for fours days straight, playin' at the park by myself on the see-saw
Rockin' out with my cock out like an invisible chainsaw
was attached, Phobotech, my bad for smackin' this whap rap crack
back atchur back man, but we came for blood,
And this is a rap battle.
So...
Without further or due, let someone decree,
ah fuck it, skip the intro and cue the next scene,
It leads with me, murdering,
Phobotech, on the premise he had the opportunity, to beat me so easily
Yo, Phobe, you read the headlines?
I'm undefeated, dead serious dedication to the feeling,
to feeding breeding this evening, thunder trippin' off power lines
Maximum Overdrive for the speeding, you think it's filler,
I'm leaving my room for leaving
I'll see you after I get off this ride,
<<This guy's SUPPOSED ta be the villain, but Im chillin'...

At 3/24/14 07:35 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 3/24/14 07:34 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:
M.C. Phobo, eh? Why dont'cha stop wastin' yer tome with that shrimp over there,
You're the only one I haven't taken on so far.

By your lead.

I'll try not ta shake the table, its got too much shake on it to be considered stable
Since it's nighty nite time, I'll sing this kid the fable
Roll up like wiz with this doobie, and now I'm finally able...

Bro,
I give cat scans to Clam's freinds, welcome to the fresh end
You should give up, all the wins I have were pre-destined
You siginin' up, I'll leave no further room for guesses
You steppin' up, that aint the game, yer tryina to flex kid
Swear you flame? You yer burnin', STD's mang,
upload virus software to Tech's Computer Screen
and watch him get green with envy, before I designate
and initiate, the beatdown template from yours truley
Give it up before I roll you like the swiss
cake rolls and and you to my bankrolls, for kicks
fat or skinny, none of it really matters for shit
Except for this, battle of the time lords
so seize the moment.
Do your worst!

At 3/24/14 07:22 PM, Phobotech wrote:

furt

So...
M.C. Phobo, eh? Why dont'cha stop wastin' yer tome with that shrimp over there,
You're the only one I haven't taken on so far.

At 3/21/14 02:50 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

Acting like lil Wayne won't make you a hero

And cut it out before I fuck you like you fuck your dad....

At 3/21/14 02:50 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: After this we'll agree to call you the next SolXero

Look hoe... I was bein' nice before, it still ain't shit to kill ya...

Murder your career for free, somebody ring
the bell, I have a belle after lunchbell
And she kinda smells
I think that's swell, its her
time of the month again,
'Cuz Fenrir picked up her trail from all the way across the fence
I must be nice or somethin',
to get all of these references when I heard I have terrible performances
Silly bitch, I want nothing more to do with
you
And thats bad when I throw away pussy, Imma straight ignoramoose
knuckles all over you, in yer pink tu-tu, go head and dance
that's just givin' me permission to turn you around, like you want me to,
rip your panties off, and keep on rapin' you, you scantilly clad tramp
SNAP OUT DAT TRANCE
I love a bitch in heat, whether in the streets or between the sheets, you smell like the beach
just inviting me, to return, like Im inevitably, definitely, gonna shoot out the smell of bleach
or dive yer pussy or somethin,
bitch,
I'm not tryina ta throw a hotdog down a hallway,
but I'll yell you what, if the rumors are true and youre as tight as they say you are, then I might give it a chance...
HA, joke's on you slut, sike, fuck dat,
yer better off wearin the dunce cap, in the back, while everyone else busts nuts on you, or just laughs,
Stop trying to swing and give a stright stab,
slag...

At 3/18/14 07:23 PM, Obama wrote: I for one am 100% okay of n*ggers. I wouldn't be the prezzy d without them.

I'm glad everything is troll.

Not really,
Cuz secretly, I love you all.
Also, I hate when I'm on a roll, and forget what I'm talking about.
Happen to anyone else? And if so, can you recommend any techniques to increase
my accuracy for this fallacy of mine?

At 1/1/14 09:56 PM, CiviLies wrote: Not sure if I posted any serious pictures (or pictures at all) in this thread and I'm too lazy to check. From yesterday when I posing in a Shirt a friend of mine bought me.

Wuddafuqizzishit/10

Yer bathroom...looks just like my bathroom, its fuckin'
SCARY!

At 3/20/14 07:45 AM, MiniV2423 wrote:
Anyways, im getting sortof off topic, my point is, its odd how they arent updating www.rotten.com anymore. anyways

Peace -MiniV2423

Rotten wasnt as bad as steakandcheese.com USED to be.

At 3/18/14 07:10 PM, ssneakysnake wrote: who wants it?

Who doesn't?

At 3/18/14 07:37 PM, Obama wrote: I was in the REAL epic rap battle of history vs mitty mcromeny racissazzcracka. hes a fly mc on da miek

YOU sir,
have officially lost me.

At 3/18/14 07:16 PM, Obama wrote: I would go to my bunker.

But first I would declare world war 3.

How about you guys?

I'd start my own militia, right away.
You've already proven we cant count on you. ;)

At 3/9/14 08:33 PM, Lemonardo wrote:

To recover from the beating you just had;
Going any further would just kill your career dead.

At 3/10/14 09:39 PM, Kwing wrote:

At 3/9/14 08:33 PM, Lemonardo wrote: Sol long big boy. you messed with the wrong guy,

Lemonardo? I'll have no problem reprimanding

::

Xero's running out of success? You run dryer than diesel

Da HELL is this?
I display Magnificent, evidence of Malevolent Ignorance, Quite Excellent,
You buncha snitches,
All of your "stamina's" added up together, don't amount to excrement,
BUTT makes sense as to why y'all flows stink, like mornin' breath,
with no scope rinse.
Y'all act like lost midgets, tumbling out of a clown car, doing the "Go and get 'em!!"
Falling over like bowling pins the second I begin to mention,
striking and stabbing and poking the space that I spit in
this is MYdimension, and I'm cutting off the fingers toes of anyone talkin'
aboutta mutherfuckin' intervention, handcuff 'em and hold their tongue out by a string, and cut their eyelids open
so they can watch me, watching them, pour more salt in (HA!)
A chance against me, Lemonardo and incorporated,
Y'all have a better shot at winning the U.S. Open.