Awww dude I HATE the taste of monster, AMP and RED BULL wins any day.

dammit...it's down again.

Can I make one?

At 2/14/08 09:59 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: A few weeks ago, a Chief Inspector in the Police force here in Edinburgh got nominated for the Sex Factor on a gay site called Gaydar. The police force showed their appreciation of his nomination by flying the "rainbow flag of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community above the HQ in Fettes Avenue."

Aint that about a bitch?

At 2/13/08 07:36 PM, Fedges wrote: this kind or this kind? Personally I'm into the first type but how bout you guys?

It doesn't really matter to me, as long as they aren't fuck ugly and as long as they aren't annoying it doesn't matter if they emo or prep.

At 2/13/08 09:35 PM, killslasher wrote: Well I have a question.
I have windowsXP.
for some reason.
When I press PrintScreen,nothing happens.
and no I am not talking about those situations when it all of a sudden doesn't work.
it never worked for me.

I always press "CTRL + PRINT SCREEN"
then I open up MS Paint and "CTRL + V "
then save

Make on your self.
It's not that hard, you can do it in MS Paint if you want to...

At 2/13/08 11:32 PM, blazer133 wrote: so here it is, first he askes me to go to his web site and says hes been watching my post for the past 2 weeks, when i dont see how that is possable when i was banned for a month well here it is

At 2/13/08 11:25 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 2/13/08 11:24 PM, WhiteKingdom wrote:

At 2/13/08 11:22 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 2/13/08 11:20 PM, WhiteKingdom wrote:

Hey fag cum in my panties and eat my shit.

http://forum.innogaming.net/index.php
umm whats wrong with you? i log off of ng for a few mins and you intult me like that
i don't recall "intulting" you.
i dunnno about that quott:Hey fag cum in my panties and eat my shit:
hey fag go suck on a strawberry

It's the internet calm down. You don't know this person, he/she probably won't be able to physically harm you. So ignore them, and they will get bored and leave you alone.

It's the internet, and some people take it too seriously. It is HIGHLY doubtful anybody on this site is capable of finding and killing somebody, or would want to because they are in a group1?!?!?!
Internet threats is like me calling you all "assholes" you wouldn't be offended (or shouldn't) because you don't know who I am and you certainly don't care what I think, therefor you are not offended.

Draw a bunch of famous NG characters, but in your own style.
:D

At 2/13/08 09:27 PM, TheDog392 wrote: All pokemon post-to-play RPG lovers go tohttp://pokemon-hero-rpg.forumsmotions.
com/index.htm

I'm in your pokemans, gettin dem pregnant.

At 2/7/08 07:59 AM, yeti92 wrote: im making a shooting game and i need a zombie sprite or a spriter thjat can work with me
thank you...

Search on google for "Shyguy kingdom" it's a sprite site that has LOTS of awesome sprites, look at zombies ate my neighbors, or DOOM, on the site.

Blind people can't see.
HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Blind people can't watch porn....
holy shit.
I would kill myself if I was blind!

At 2/7/08 01:15 PM, Truth wrote: Now grab her cock to even the balance of friendship

ROTFL.
Yes do that. Do that to your friends boyfriend.
You all three can then go have a gay threesome, he grabbed ur nuts, u grabbed his babymaker, and ur friend can put both of those things in his mouth.
lol.

Will smith became a scientologist.
He can go fuk a ded moose before I'll ever enjoy another one of his movies.

I'd go to a bar and stick my dick in the tip cup. then I'd take it and have a stripper get it off with her mouth. Then I'd pull out a 40 cal and shoot her in the fucking head.
I'd then proceed to masturbate, using her entrails as a lubricant. I'd then take the bartender and rip off his or her head. After the head ripping, I'd fuck him or her in the stub that had been previously referred to as their neck. I'd then take one of the patrons in the bar and cum in their eyes. After that I would kick them in the head until they died.
After that I would probably go to a very tall building, I would stuff my shirt with bags of maggots and jump off.

ROFL. Don't you wish you wrote that?

At 1/21/08 05:42 PM, Crazyshark70 wrote:

At 1/21/08 05:40 PM, Reyals wrote: It would probably look something like this.

you forgot the mouse.

There's a little ball with buttons around it below the keyboard on that Xbox...that's the mouse...

Bitey, and SBC.
I'm not sure about anyone else, possibly Dad....um......that's all I can really think of. Tankmen maybe.

At 1/14/08 08:09 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: Now, NG is great and all, but don't we think the site could be improved a little?
Post one thing you think could be inproved about the site... I'll start.
A better experience system: Earn more than 10 XP a day, but perhaps only deposit 10 a day?

More experience would be gooooodddssstifalllinallabangledesh.

I dunno how they could implement an expereince system that would be fair to everyone...
Or they should give you EXP for reveiws and posts. If those reviews or posts get deleted then you lose the points :D.
That would be cool.

At 1/14/08 08:25 PM, killerjeff wrote: so I say hey if they can do it, so can we.

I don't beleive you, how could you even lie to the general public like that, we trusted you and you turned out to be such uh-...poop....sucha....p....poop face, your poop!
*cries sumore*
RARARAWRRRR...

Anyways I'm not sure I understand what you are trying to tell usss....

Cool!

NOE FAIC.

At 12/22/07 10:42 PM, Mavericker wrote: Hello. I have seen a few entries here that were animated child porn. I have tried to make complaints about it and my complaints have gone ignored or were removed.

I am adamant in my beliefs about it-it is worng and evil.

What should I do?

I started a thread on censorship-and it was locked.

How was I trolling if I am making statements and expressing opinions?

As long as it isn't REAL child porn, or it isn't saying "GO AND have SEx witH INFANTS" then who cares. You are expressing opinions, so are the people who made the flashes about child porn. They think it's funny. If NG were to censor their site I would have to kill someone. If you don't like child porn, don't watch submissions about ChiLD PORN, that's what the rating system is for, mature, teen, E for Everyone lol. You know. Yar. So yeah. Nobody cares, that's why they ignore you.

At 12/18/07 09:33 PM, Littleluckylink wrote: I'll take it, add a BG.

Sweet.
Do you want me to add my name on it, like in the corner? If so which one?

At 12/18/07 07:46 PM, Littleluckylink wrote:

At 12/18/07 07:20 PM, Smiley-Bob wrote:

At 12/14/07 06:47 PM, Littleluckylink wrote: What the fuck bump.
Need moar comics an shorts

http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image =addedsoundlo2.swf

I made that. Is that a short?

Needs a background
And a bit longer, then send me the fla.

Yeah I know.
RAWR How much longer? Just like another one of those scenes...arg I dunno what to do.

At 12/14/07 06:47 PM, Littleluckylink wrote: What the fuck bump.
Need moar comics an shorts

http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image =addedsoundlo2.swf

I made that. Is that a short?

At 12/17/07 10:30 PM, chungy wrote: newgrounds is already as big as myspace

Don't lie to yourself.

At 12/17/07 10:58 PM, googol0 wrote: This weekend I went to New River AZ , which is around 30 miles from phoenix. Since I'm that far there is not much to do, so I got on my bike and rode to Anthem. Anthem is 3 miles from where I
was staying and while in anthem I rode for several hours, resulting in around 12 miles of cycling.

While getting back on the frontage road to return home I had to cross a trafic packed bridge that happened to be uphill. I put the bike in first gear to make crossing quicker and reduce the chance of getting Pwned by on coming trafic. While shifting I heard a loud crack but I paid no mind as I had to
hurry.

I was back on the frontage road, which is flat, so I shifted to higher gear. My chain stopped working. I hopped off the bike to see what the was deal and I soon as I got off I felt massive pain in my balls. I checked the chain regardless and found that critical parts were missing. I has to walk 3 miles all the way to the place I was staying with aching balls.

When I got home I took a nap and woke up several hours later to take a shower. I was a while untill I looked down and saw some serious shit. My dick had become miniscule. I had the penis of a 4 yo and at least an inch and a half of foreskin. WTF should I do?!?

I don't understand.
All the sudden your dick got really small.
I suggest trying not to touch your legs to your balls or cock while you sleep.
That happened to me once, I slept for like a whole week on my side with my balls inbetween my legs and they ached like crap, I started to sleep with my legs more apart, felt fine.
i dunno about how this dick shrinking thing is happening thouhg.

If there is any room, I'm going to attempt to make a part.

At 12/16/07 09:41 PM, AlexMoosh wrote: Yeah. Not to be weird or anything, just to see what it was like.

I was watching some porn before, and the guy's balls/ area is always shaved. I was thinking "is it all that special?".

So, in the shower, I shaved 'em. It feels really smooth, and my dicks looks bigger without that huge goddamn forest in the way.

Yeah.

rotflao

Mr Cheese. There is this guy at our school, and people used to call him colby cheese, I don't remember why but yeh.

And this would probably get more replys in the "Art" forum my good man.