All the time.

When I'm swimming, I wear them.
When I'm showering, I wear them.
When I'm fuckin', I wear them.

Only when I'm sleeping is when I take them off.

My glasses are called Charlester.

At 4/14/09 09:58 PM, TheAnimatorGuy wrote: I think im safe

Then why have you asked us for help?

WHY?

ALSO, I HAVE A BONER.

At 4/11/09 09:47 PM, Blue-Dragon wrote: Xavier took a deep breath, feeling his own set of butterflies take wing in his stomach. "Alright, here's the plan. We're right near the main business district. There's gotta be a gun shop around somewhere. We find it, loot it, then grab a vehicle and say adios to this fucked up city. Sound good?

((All yours, Slap.))

((Hip-hip-hooray.))

"It sounds good up until leaving the city. . . what's to say that we can get out of the city?" Duran asked. He looked down at his feet as he spoke, sticking his free hand into his pocket. "I'm pretty sure that we may be trapped here. Not by the. . . zombies. . ." Duran forced the word, ". . . but maybe by the army? I mean, it isn't like this can't be known. . ." Duran looked up, meeting Xaviers eyes. ". . . this isn't some small, nameless town of a population of fifty. I don't think we are just going to be able to drive out of here like we are going on a road-trip to Canada." Duran had more to say, but something banged against the ceiling, making him jump and almost fire a round.

"Could we just get the hell out of the building?" Duran said quietly, wide-eyed and shaking just barely.

((SORRY BLUE-DRAGON FOR LEAVING YOU, LIFE HAPPENED, HAD TO MOVE HOUSE. FORGIVE ME. D:

Heh, yeah. I'm alive. I'm caught up and everything too. I can't really add to your last post (I can't think of anything), so maaaybe if you continued or someone else introduced themselves to our situation then we could really start havin' some good ole fashion fun!))

At 2/15/09 12:24 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: Got 5 stars on Sleepwalker (for geetar) in Rock Band!

I got 5 stars on Sleepwalker for DRUMS!

Yaaaaay.

At 2/14/09 02:01 AM, ashlakrayeron wrote:

At 2/14/09 01:54 AM, ChaosBeam21 wrote: Please, why must I always play a MMORPG?

srzly man u r such a lozer get a lif

STOP. DESIST.

Troll elsewhere or if you are serious: learn to spell PROPERLY.

At 2/14/09 01:57 AM, Gentlemen wrote: Games are stupid. That's why you should play Team Fortress 2.

Because that isn't a game.

IT'S A WAY OF LIFE MOTHER-FUCKERS.

It could be worse. You could be on heroin.

and gay.

and gay for heroin.

I think it just flipped me off.

The fuck?

At 2/14/09 01:49 AM, tormented-soul wrote: So, my girlfriend te-

I thought the thread was make YOU scream.

I would love one that says "I got hospitalized and all I got was this fucking sig", except censor "fucking" with an angryfaic. Have it blend into the backgrounds. Thanks in advance.

At 2/14/09 01:36 AM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: There's also the option of just applying the square root to get rid of the exponent, but I didn't feel like whipping out my calculator to find the square root of 8.

Square of two is 4
Square of three is 9

Roughly guessing, The square root of eight is around 2.7.

Lemme try again.

At 2/14/09 01:21 AM, Guil07 wrote: x^2 + 4x - 8
x^2 + 4x = 8
x^2 + x = 2

4x^2 = 8
x^2 = 2
X equals the square root of 2.

That seems right.

At 2/14/09 01:27 AM, Guil07 wrote: x^2 + 4x - 8 can be written in the form (x + p)^2 + q

What fuckin' math class are you in? I've never, ever seen that shit before.

I stopped caring after Geometry.

At 2/14/09 01:21 AM, Guil07 wrote: Hey NG..

Please help;

x^2 + 4x - 8
x^2 + 4x = 8
x^2 + x = 2

4x2^2=2
8x2=2
x2=2/8

. . . I suck at this.

I have AIDS.

At 2/14/09 01:08 AM, MissingNYC wrote: or irish coffees? wow... thats an idea....

You don't know what you're missing, mmm.

At 2/14/09 01:06 AM, AngelSierra wrote: Newgrounds have you ever been asked "Where you from?"

In a threatening manner? Yes. Dumb Mexican kid tried to start shit by himself and it didn't work. We fought, He lost, cried for mommy.

Then his friends came along and blah blah blah police were called blah blah blah arrests blah blah blah

"The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss.

At 2/14/09 12:42 AM, DocSprite wrote: GWAHAHAHAHA

HA... ha... hah... that wasn't funny in the slightest.

Now I'm sure you are a nice girl and everything but the "joke" was not made to satisfy everyone, so don't mock me with your sarcasm.

At 2/14/09 12:39 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote:

At 2/14/09 12:26 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Migraines =/= Women
Women = Migraines

Great minds think alike hahah

You can quote me if you'd like. wink.

At 2/14/09 12:37 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 2/14/09 12:37 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Oh my god, this Irish Coffee is sooo good.

You know what?

If I didn't have a conscience, I'd ban you.

But it's sooo good! You simply must have some, the both of you!

Oh my god, this Irish Coffee is sooo good.

At 2/14/09 12:20 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: There is no difference, one cannot exist without the other.

I would debate that mine is a lack of oxygen in my sleep, but that would ruin the joke.

So. . .

Migraines =/= Women
Women = Migraines

I beat off.

was I really the first one to say it?

You want to talk about migraines? I get clusters.

. . .

Oh wait, women. We're talking about women.

but whats the difference lol

At 2/14/09 12:07 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 2/14/09 12:06 AM, Deadchick wrote:

gonna go cut myself.

wow... someone's bitter

Oh I feel loved. She's gonna cut herself. I threatened to CRASH INTO A TREE.

WITH A CAR.

>:(

At 2/14/09 12:04 AM, MissingNYC wrote: hopefully you actually have a life and go outside today.

Yep, I'll drive headlong into a tree going well above the legal speed limit.

At 2/13/09 11:58 PM, AntiAliasProductionz wrote: I know I never left anything open for discussion :)

What I am say was this could have been in your blog.

WAIT, YOU ARE MAKING ME DISCUSS SOMETHING FUUUUUCK!

Okay, THAT is pretty funny.