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At 12/16/14 01:24 AM, Ferdafs wrote: Nostalgia just hit me. I just remembered what NG was like when I was probably 8-9 years old. NG was so beautiful and unique for me. Free flash games! All the games were beautiful and well made. Never in my life would I have thought that one day I would be posting games here as well. XD I'm really glad I am though! I wanted to know if anyone else here has been on NG from when they were kids and how they felt about the site back then?

I just rememeber when I was in the 5th grade back in 2005 my friends were playing the flash game Ray - Part 1 and part 2 and in freshman year of high school I played JeremyLokken's Bill Cosby game, too bad he had to take it down due to being a game with one of the most copyright issues, when I finally found it again recently on this site (I think I once saw a video where Pewdiepie was even playing it one time). I think some of the people who got me inspired in creating an account for this site finally were Spazkid and Speedosausage. especially since I wanted to see Spazkid's Powertrip video uncensored. That's what ultimately got me on this site in the first place, and I wanted to make an account for this site last year. Then decided to make another account with a different name this year. lol

Edit: also Zone was a HUGE influence on me cumming to this site (see what I did there?) because it was the only place I could see their dirty flashes (see what I did there?)

At 12/16/14 09:13 AM, Amaranthus wrote: "I'm dying, help!"

and my reply would be "pics or it didn't happen"

At 12/15/14 02:31 PM, Heinrich wrote:

At 12/15/14 02:30 PM, Sirbrickrock wrote: I blame Newgroundsmike for what you made Bill Cosby do. You probably told him to assualt those women with his puddin' pop you sicko!

I blame Sirbrickrock for being such a sexy S.O.B!

I blame Heinrich for being one sexy mutha fucka and yet not being a total homo, and not making out. givez me sum sugar!

yay!! we got a "holiday" skin!!! (to be politically correct) it's beautiful!

I blame Newgroundsmike for what you made Bill Cosby do. You probably told him to assualt those women with his puddin' pop you sicko!

lol this guy from youtube (who also has a newgrounds too, his name is Spacenigs) had a parody of the Game Grumps theme song, lol

At 12/15/14 02:15 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/15/14 02:12 PM, Sirbrickrock wrote: also "smartass"

Says the guy who uses the edit button.

only fortunatley Heinrich is doing a better job at this game than you! and he has to use shitty south Park Meme's to get his joke out too.

Grandma gonna sue, the pants off of santa! I'm sorry, this reminded me too much of that dang song!!

At 12/15/14 02:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/15/14 02:08 PM, Sirbrickrock wrote: "newgroundsmike" couldn't think of a more original name fagit!?!!! Your new name is Newgroundsdike!

Of all the things for which you could pick on me you chose this. And you dare to talk about originality.

Wow I didn't even know you knew BIG words like "originality" now calm down with the big words or else you could give yourself a headache.

also "smartass" it says insult the person ABOVE YOU!

At 12/15/14 02:05 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/15/14 02:03 PM, Heinrich wrote: Oh, NewgroundsMike, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

*flicks a spoon of food at NewgroundsMike*

Because I'm not you, that's why.

"newgroundsmike" couldn't think of a more original name fagit!?!!! Your new name is Newgroundsdike!

At 12/13/14 03:58 PM, RocketHorse wrote: I'm okay with just having a loving family to be around. How bout yall

to be a white guy. LOLOLOL jk,

I want a fuckin' car so that I don't have to take a cab everywhere I go in my town, and I can go hangout with my friends whenever I want because they all live in different towns, and go to fucking Magfest, and Pico Day sometime to meet everyone from Newgrounds. seriously, take EVERYTHING I HAVE if you need to Santa except for my laptop and Pen tablet, if that's what it takes to get a ride.

At 12/9/14 09:43 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Girls only

At this point it seems like there are more Boys than Girls in this conversation now. lol it's funny it kind of reminds me of when a group of girls have a slumber party and they specifically say "no Boys allowed" but they start doing cringeworthy stuff like spying on them and then finally crashing the party.

haha I swear so much had changed, before my I googled my self all I got was some shitty thumbnails to my youtube videos and shitty thumbnails to other people's video's in which I commented on. Lol also if you see Rainbow dash in the jar on the top right, that was something from twitter I saw that was so funny yet creepy. Warning! it's kind of disturbing!

but yeah check it out for self to see where I've been and what i've done. https://www.google.com/search?q=sirbrickrock&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=dyCPVPG1IpPesATTh4D4DA&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAw&biw=1600&bih=789

At 12/3/14 11:14 AM, vixuzar wrote: if we add an " I " to NGer`s what do we get ?

more details " add it after the N and see

now that you`ve thought about it don`t you think that this term is some how offensive and maybe racist ?

Gangsta rap nga!

nga nga nga nga nga nga nga nga I'm 100 % NGA! nga nga nga nga nga ngan nga ngA NGA I'm 200 % nga!

At 12/15/14 07:15 AM, Deshiel wrote: have ever done as a child?

I once used my 1 dollar to buy a candy bar which was for lunch and when I went to get lunch I paid with the 25 cents I had left, and lunch costs 1.10. I don't know how my teacher found out, but she took it away from me and gave me back my 1 dollar. Then when I got home my mom found out I guess the teacher told her and my mom was so distraught and upset and in tears. lol like seriously, it wasn't that big of a deal. That school was ghetto as hell, and there were fights in cafeteria often, they seriously took what I did so seriously?

At 12/15/14 11:36 AM, Heinrich wrote: I once got into an argument with the teacher over bullying and said, "This is why school shootings happen".

They actually got a police officer to investigate me at school. They dropped the case because they couldn't get any leads on me.

that sounds, really ridiculous!

I BLAME You MissVirus!! for me being straight!

fAwk UUUU!!!!

At 12/13/14 11:51 PM, NGPulp wrote: I'd just walk away, man. I don't need any of that shit.
Maybe get some smokes and blow some into the fucker's face if he keeps bothering me, but--

y -y eah!!! give him second hand smoke!!! that will teach him!!

For some strange reason, I always wanted to cross-dress as Zone. But hey who wouldn't? am I right?

At 12/15/14 11:04 AM, The-Lonely-Island wrote: Well, how often?!

It's my job to lie on the BBS to seem really cool on Newgrounds bruh!

At 12/13/14 04:18 PM, TheAudioGuy wrote: 66,000 tickets and 8,000 robux.

I actually started playing that game like a couple of years ago lol. Do you also play Runescape by any chance too?

At 12/12/14 02:59 PM, Radaketor wrote: There would be world peace.

haha! you sound like this guy on youtube who commented on @Psychichpebbles video about the Tupac hologram getting shot by Hologram Notorious BIG and he was saying how it wasn't funny at all and if Tupac was still alive there would be world peace. lol although I think it was a troll!

At 12/14/14 01:32 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Just some simple questions.

I have a feeling that a large portion of Newgrounds are the tl;dr kind of people.

If you can remember, what's the worst meal that you have eaten? Did you become sick as a result from eating it?

I mean, there's always at least one food or drink item that we don't particularly like, but when it's an actual meal that we don't like, it becomes that much more memorable. So I ask you again, what the worst meal that you've eaten?

the Worst I had was this Popcorn I had at this AMC Theatre I went to one time. It costs 8 bucks but you get refills. it later made me sick almost to the point where I felt like throwing up, luckily Alka Seltzer saved me. :D but yeah. It really sucked.

At 12/14/14 11:58 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/13/14 05:53 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: don't be a grinch. holiday specials are a blessing to us all

--supergandhi64

There's nothing funny about being ran over by a reindeer though.
--Amaranthus

It basically has the same type of dark kind of humor as the old "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial.

At 12/14/14 12:15 PM, Sekhem wrote: i love that forced google+ makes it easy to find their facebook profiles

i like to add them on facebook, wait for them to approve me, and then find their parents and message 'em about their offspring's behavior

welcome to being grounded

you know I saw this story about this woman who was harrassed by trolls sending her rape threats, and she pretty much did exactly that and told their parents on Facebook. lol! https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard/status/538144080534847489/photo/1

At 12/14/14 06:45 AM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: not to be that guy but theres kinda already a thread for this

you may not agree with me but this one is a little different, that thread was about STUPID comments, this one is about RACIST comments.

At 12/14/14 09:21 AM, NGPulp wrote: YouTube comments have always been shit.
It's best to leave that fuckin' cesspool alone. Let them wallow in their own sizzling shit.

I rememeber when trolls atleast used to be funny on youtube, now they don't even seem like trolls anymore, it's just all either Stupid ignorant biggoted assholes who say black people are bad, to the stupid ignorant Trigger prone Feminazis think Everything is racist and sexist and say White men are bad Etc. in the end you seem these people all argue with each other in endless amount of replies, I see arguements happening on every different type of video on a daily basis, it's completely ridiculous. Youtube is like the hub for people from Tumblr and 4 chan. lol

At 12/14/14 11:40 AM, NekoMika wrote:

At 12/14/14 09:34 AM, orangebomb wrote: The YouTube comments section isn't exactly known for quality control, much less a place of positive discussion. I don't know why you would consider this to be news when it has been like that for years, and no one has done anything to stop it.

You could probably read stupid comments on youtube forever. Enough to make a series of blogs or books known as "Youtubers say the dumbest shit."

I can actually imagine them creating an actual book, and it would be the New York Times best seller!

At 12/14/14 12:27 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Seriously, no one posted the actual song yet? Shame on you Newgrounds, shame on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzV9DIL_vrM

Seriously also you gotta check out this parody of that song I listened to several years ago, It's funny because this was before Osama was killed too. Bob Rivers is so funny.

At 12/13/14 06:07 PM, Sectus wrote: Cartoon Network has been going down the tubes ever since it started marketing toward the idiotic new childhood trend of 'randomness is cool!'.

yep, but I think this started a little bit after they had Grandma Got run over by a reindeer though. it seems to me, Johnny Testicles was the one that started it all. then they started putting more shit cartoons like Super Mount Fuck awful and Problem Suckers. Then they try to reincarnate their old cartoons which doesn't turn out so well. Around this time was when all the good cartoons were taken off the air like The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Ed, edd n Eddy, Foster's home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, and the marvelous misadventures of flapjack. But I guess it wasn't so bad that they did it so some of those shows. Who knows, if they still had it on, it would be no different than Nickelodeon keeping Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents, which are now starting to suck too (note: I don't even look at Nickelodeon anymore. But Atleast Cartoonnetwork has some good shows like Adventure Time, Regular show, Maybe Steven Universe, and Gumball (they actually have pretty good jokes in this one, and slapstick humor. ) My favorites in season 3: Principle brown being cool and What type of job do you think a liar gets?

At 12/13/14 10:45 PM, Bit wrote: I remember watching that. Or, at least, some of it. I distinctly recall wondering why nobody would get off their damn ass and rescue grandma. I mean, shit, there's a solid thirty minutes of the family trying to convince little Bobby that he's actually mentally retarded and that grandma actually disappeared into thin air. He was all like "No. Reindeer ran her over." which is a legitimate concern because a herd of reindeer could easily incapacitate an elderly woman. Then that redhead bitch shows up and checks Bobby into a maximum security criminal rehabilitation center while she snorts coke and sells all of his shit on eBay.

OK. Most of that didn't happen, but the thirty plus solid minutes of absolutely nothing happening were real. I didn't make it much further than that. I can only imagine that the whole thing was just a hallucination because she forgot to take her pills.

haha if all of that happened, it probably would've made the movie 10 times better at least!

At 12/13/14 09:19 PM, NGPulp wrote: Christmas specials are some of the worst things out there, man.

It seems like most specials on all Holidays that aren't classics are some of the worst out there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlCWI80hFZ0 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'm surprised no one put up this one yet! I swear this one is like 10 X worse than Rebecca black!!! First off THEY CAN'T SING AT ALL!! I've heard amateur girls sound way better, they also have the most annoying voice ever! The Music is techo pop make your ears bleed shit!!!! The lyrics, don't get me started. now on to the Video itself!

The video, has some really shitty done in 20 minutes editing, worse than amateurish! it's all them doing some shitty dancing in a limo pretty much. I swear, the standard of music videos have plummeted so much. Most music videos intending to be parodies are even way better like this!! I swear I didn't there could be anything worse than Rebecca Black until I saw this. IT makes you wonder, can it get even worse than this? I really hope not, but I'm sure someone will think of something tasteless.

At 12/13/14 07:45 PM, SpikeyTaco wrote:

At 12/13/14 07:40 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: I never really understood the whole "age" thing on the internet. Age is quite literally just a number.

For some reason the word "age" has a connotation of perceived maturity to it. I wonder why this is? Big question of the day

:as Abraham Lincoln says "Not everything you read on the internet is true."

that just made me laugh! so hard, I don't know why.

At 12/13/14 06:28 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 12/13/14 06:25 AM, Rigix wrote: 18 on the dot. Also, the age groups seem too broad, maybe an 18 - 21 and 22 - 25 separation would be good

Fine. Here's a better poll.

You ageist Bastard! I'm 265 years old! why no "201 > "

what you don't like old people is that it?

HIYA!

At 12/9/14 06:46 AM, NGPulp wrote: Fast food worker, warehouse worker, bean counter, bartender, waiter, server, customer service, filing assistant...

Essentially a minimum wage job that doesn't require too much work, so you get money and you can still focus on your studies and stuff.

funny that you mention it, I actually got a job offer as a server from a friend to work with her at a Sushi Restaurant. Even though you only get paid like 3 bucks an hours, you can get like as much as 20 dollars or more in tips in an hour.