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Response to: Look outside your window. Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

I see a bunch of trees. Some grass. The deck. A little chipmunk garden statue.

Intresting, no?
Response to: The Most Offensive? Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

At 6/11/07 08:05 PM, uhnoesanoob wrote: Anything can be offensive based on who your talking to.

Yes, but, generally speaking, something TRULY the most offensive should be atleast somewhat universal.

If such a level of offense exists. It's like the holy grail. =(

Response to: Is This Humor or Abuse Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

It's funny as hell. he doesn't beat the cats or deprave them of food or anything like that.

He's just yelling at them. Most of the time the cats just ignore him or run away.

Response to: The Most Offensive? Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

"Childing fucking" and "Abortion" are my favorites so far. Not to say the others aren't good. I'm just a sucker for a good abortion joke is all.

The Most Offensive? Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

My friends and myself have had various in-depth conversations about what might be the most offensive thing in the world. Now, when asking such a question we must work in the realm of generality. There are so many different factors is what people find offensive.

For example, a person of African decent might find "black jokes" more offensive than somebody of Asian decent.

A women might find the always enjoyable "rape story" more offensive than a man.

So as you can see, the task of finding what thing is the most offensive would not be an easy one.

Which is why we are asking you. Generally speaking, what do you think people would find most offensive?

Do not use internet communities like Newgrounds as a base for what is and isn't acceptable in society. We're all fucked up in the head.
Response to: Why do you people always swear!? Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

Well, everybody else has had a go at it. So I might as well. Fuck.

That felt right.
Response to: The world Doesnt Like America Posted June 11th, 2007 in Politics

I think the majority of Americans KNOW how much we suck, as little European faggots remind us all the time.

We're just happy to be your countries scapegoat.

Response to: Ignorant People Need To Shut Up Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

It's hard to say Cocksuckfucksuck 10 times fast. Never less, your verbally abusive and mentally challenge mother has a point.

Anybody who can stay that calm while being called a cocksuckfucksuck is indeed deserving of the title of cocksuckfucksuck. You are one major cocksuckfucksucker.

You could have, at the very least, made up your own insult to match her own.

Response to: Lucid dreaming. Explaination inside Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

I've never been able to control my dreams. Not one in my entire life.

I'm never incontrol. =(

Response to: Harry Potter is unbeleviable Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

At 6/8/07 12:18 PM, Sidorio wrote: I'm alright with a flying car and giant spiders.
But a ginger with friends?
GTFO.

He doesn't REALLY have friends. In book 7 we find out Harry just wanted his cock.

The big surprise comes in chapter 12, where Harry gets Rons cock.

Magical to say the least.
Response to: This old lady tried to feel my cock Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

At 6/8/07 10:51 PM, Complete wrote: Then I realized it was my grandma.

No more homemade chocolate chip cookies for you.

Homemade chocolate chip cookies is slang for incestual GILF.
Response to: And now for something inspirational Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

At 6/9/07 03:32 AM, Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2 wrote: I think he's telling us how the backstreet boys were formed.

I knew thems were oriental. But how did they get their teeth so unbucktoothified? And their eyes so oval?

Response to: Suicidals. Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

Wait? If you are a rich white kid and you kill yourself, how are you going to enjoy the attention you get?

I think I'm in the group of rich white kids that gets occasionally depressed about things, but isn't quite stupid enough to end it all.

Response to: There are no black pokemon trainers Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

Pikachu is a darkie.

Response to: My Lip Gloss Is Poppin. Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

Hahahah. But under the halarious physical comedy is a dark truth.

What the fuck?
Response to: what does bowser want with peach? Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

He wants child support from his babies mamma.

Response to: Hey Canadians (non political) Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

You really shouldn't piss a country off that's just south of you and has a few hundred millions citizens that can legally own guns. >:(

We aren't very rational and our beer is just as alchoholic as yours.

Beware
Response to: A hummingbird sat on my finger-- Posted June 8th, 2007 in General

At 6/8/07 08:45 PM, sidar-talei wrote: yep, Ya all teenagers.
and wasnt this topic about a bird that loved somones hand or something>?

Hummingbirds always lead to chaos.

Response to: A hummingbird sat on my finger-- Posted June 8th, 2007 in General

At 6/8/07 06:41 PM, Nimhster wrote:
At 6/8/07 06:39 PM, CHRlST wrote: You should've punched it.

That would've been brutal.
You probably had a bad experience with one.

Anyways, your lucky.

He's probably afraid of them. =( Has nightmares of giant hummingbirds chasing him down and sucking the blood from his body like pollen from a flower.

Which makes me wonder how awesome a B list horror movie would be if it were named Attack of the Giant Killer Hummingbirds.

Response to: 13-15, No drinking? Posted June 8th, 2007 in General

I don't drink because I don't like acting like being an incoherent idiot. Also, I am trying not to be white trash.

Response to: Scrubs or Family Guy? Posted June 8th, 2007 in General

I enjoy both. Scrubs is better, however.

Response to: It would suck to be the man Posted June 7th, 2007 in General

At 6/7/07 11:44 PM, MARINE wrote: Cause then you would be getting stuck to all the time.

Yes, but then you get payed lots of money to get stucked to. Kind of like a prostitute. Authority whore, if you will.

Response to: I'm The Weird Kid. Posted June 7th, 2007 in General

Kelly Clarkson and baseball are collectively, the shit.

Response to: London 2012 Posted June 6th, 2007 in General

It's ugly. The makers of that logo have brought shame on their country.

May you never take home a gold medal ever again.

Response to: Photoshop Cartman's sign Posted June 6th, 2007 in General

At 6/5/07 10:16 PM, BranflakesofDoom wrote:
At 6/5/07 09:37 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Who wants some?
Cleaverguyser?

O.o

Clevland Steamer. =)

Response to: Doritos X-13D Posted June 6th, 2007 in General

I taste pickles.

I TASTE PICKLES!

Response to: What is your favorite musical/play? Posted June 6th, 2007 in General

The Producers?

Response to: Children Aren't Animal Friendly Posted June 5th, 2007 in General

My cats used to hate me because I would hold it and spin around, make it dizzy. Then set it on the ground and stomp my foot. It would get scared and run into the wall.

Come to think of it I just stopped doing that a year or two ago. I'm just a dick.

Response to: Whered'd this pictue come from? Posted June 5th, 2007 in General

If I remember correctly I was at the Des Moines Art Show and saw a display featuring an alien-like creature at a party with real people.

This seems to be a more sexual variation of it. Wonder, art. Yes?

Response to: Is this real? ( ghost footage ) Posted June 4th, 2007 in General

At 6/4/07 04:06 PM, Fora wrote:
At 6/4/07 04:01 PM, SirLebowski wrote: Last time I checked a camera aimed at a door doesn't help you monitor your baby's sleeping habits?
READ THE STORY LAZY FUCK.

It was zoomed in after the recording because they didnt want to show their baby

None the less, no real definitive evidence. It was actually kind of lame, I was expecting more flash for all the hype.