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If you don't want judged by what you wear I suggest you either go nude or be a little less of a pussy about being judged.

I used to be vunerable to doing odd things in my sleep when I was little.

I think I was about 7 or 8 years old. I was over at my aunt and uncles house. I stood up still alseep while my uncle was talking about boxing and I started to punch and jab the air like a boxer.

Needless to say he amused himself for about half and hour by suggesting I do stupid things like swim and do jumping jacks.

I don't remember any of this, I was only told by them the next day that it had happened. Freaked me out.

Come on. Of course it's not worth anything. You have to wait atleast 40 years. If it still works then it might be worth something.

They should go back to HBO after they release another album and THEN do the short little shows like they did before.

But I doubt we need a sequel to the movie.

United States
Mexico (probably by accident)

=( I wish I had the money to travel.

Okay men. So it's agreed. Fuck those lesbos.

That being said, the amount of women in management position seems a bit off?

It's all so simple.

The zombie neighbor's are having sex with dogs.

End of story.

At 6/14/07 10:57 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: To Drink your Milk Or Mr. T will Rape You

Good luck. All those fucking chains will just weigh him down. Then we'll see who is raping who. Hmmhmmhmm. *smug*

At 6/14/07 10:48 PM, Elfer wrote: Jesus fuck, instead of getting all pissy about it, just tell people that you really like the Dukes of Hazzard.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

No no. I hate the Dukes of Hazzard. But I have had thoughts about giving my sister lots of moonshine then having sex with her.

Ernest Goes To Africa.

At 6/12/07 03:19 PM, Enchilada wrote: I would say Italy and latin countries. you?

Italy? You like women with mustaches too?

I'd piss myself silly.

That's right.

I'd piss myself so hard I would become disoriented.

When the fuck did that pussy Tracy Morgan represent manliness?

I fall somewhere inbetween Noob and Regular.

Any hunter that uses semiautomatic weapons isn't a real hunter, nor a real man for that matter.

So either hunt with the weapons your grandpa hunted with or be a fucking pansy.

That being said, there is no use for semiautomatic weapons in the hands of hunters.

Pikachu has more than one stripe on it's back. >:(

Their love of scat dates back to Hitler's mustache. Which was infact, not a mustache but a dried shit stain after his gay lover rubbed his shit under Hitler's nose after anal sex.

Mitch Hedberg.

Hahahaha, that's right.

That's a clean for. I commend your Mexican maid. Both for the clean floors and the putting up with cats with lightsabers.

At 6/11/07 11:55 PM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: fucking right now as we speak. I can hear banging noises coming from upstairs and they've been at it for a while now. Just thought you should know.

Tell your mom you heard him talking with his doctor about his raging case of AIDS.

That's right. A RAGING case of AIDS.

I'm afraid I don't have a percentage, but guys...

=( I think I'm fucking Dutch.

At least part dutch.

I'm glad I don't attend the retarded public schools found in New York, that's all I have to say.

Why the fuck are the judges (in this order) British, British, German? It's America's Got Talent. >:( If you put AMERICA in the name I expect hot dogs and eagles damnit!

At 6/11/07 11:44 PM, David wrote: mmm yummy. I hate Google. Someday, hand in hand, Microsoft and Google will take over the world and own everything.

In America we call that good bussiness.

It's helpful yes. But if you have a halariously small dick like I do, you'd just end up pissing all over your pants.

And nobody needs to think you urinate yourself on TOP of having a small, pathetic little dinky cock.

=)

At 6/11/07 08:43 PM, LionRampant wrote:

I know it seems wrong 4chan,

Umm, this here is Newgrounds. We just act like 4chan. But more 13 year olds.

I wouldn't invest a billion dollars in Apple stock.

I was sucking my friends dick and he jizzed in my mouth.

I was like "boy, don't I have egg on my face...oh wait...that's man juice."

Harharhar, silly me.

At 6/11/07 07:23 PM, ianianian1111 wrote: lol just liking the porn.

It depends. I develope a sort of blindness when it comes to porn. If they are human-line in nature my brain just doesn't care. If theres fucking, theres fapping. =)

I enjoy Newgrounds. And then I laugh and mock it's numerous flaws.