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Response to: Neil Armstrong here! HI!! Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

At 3/8/08 12:08 AM, NeilArmstrong wrote:
At 3/8/08 12:07 AM, SirLebowski wrote:
At 3/8/08 12:03 AM, NeilArmstrong wrote:
Just a heads up folks, Neil Armstrong has met his post limit again. I'll be back though.

Astronauts don't have post limits. Just another peice of evidence against you. My case is fullproof.

Response to: A Wild Snorlax! Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

At 3/8/08 12:06 AM, l0vemetal wrote: Holy shit. Did anybody catch this in the FP? It just popped outta nowhere... I haven't lol'd that hard in a long time... Of course, I voted it a 0, but still... funny stuff.

I just hope to God the skinny black lady next to her doesn't have the flute..

Response to: Neil Armstrong here! HI!! Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

At 3/8/08 12:03 AM, NeilArmstrong wrote: You're beginning to make me angry. We walked on the moon. There is video footage. I even have a photo of it in my first post. You're being a real cock!

That photo is a fake. You can't clearly see the name on the suit. That could be anyone.

Response to: Going to serve 48 hours in Jail. Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

I always tell myself "think before you piss, Michael, you sexy beast you". I tell myself I am a sexy beast aswell because I have self-esteem issues.

Response to: Neil Armstrong here! HI!! Posted March 8th, 2008 in General

At 3/8/08 12:00 AM, NeilArmstrong wrote:
At 3/7/08 11:57 PM, SirLebowski wrote: By "walked on the moon" you mean helped deceive the American people into thinking Man has ever been to the moon, obviously.
I find it offensive that you would belittle the hard work and efforts of my team and out achievement of walking on the moon!

I am a true American hero!

Anyone that lies to America is a communist. You, sir, are an astro-communist.

Response to: I draw weird Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

At 3/7/08 08:18 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do all your pictures end up looking like cocks?

If so you're probably gay.

Or prehaps the allure of a nice healthy cock is something everyone is drawn to, no?

Response to: Why do girls. . . Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Penis envy. It's a powerful thing.

Response to: Neil Armstrong here! HI!! Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

By "walked on the moon" you mean helped deceive the American people into thinking Man has ever been to the moon, obviously.

Response to: Teach Your Cat To Read! Posted March 7th, 2008 in General

Once they learn to read, they will pick up a copy of Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.

Last time that happened it took a God like McCarthy to take out the trash. *burns the book, then the kitten for safe measure*

Response to: Talking to Americans Posted November 6th, 2007 in Politics

Us Americans being stupid? How did you manage to get video footage of that? Duurr.

It just goes to show how talentless and lazy Canadians are.

Response to: Oh my god. Posted November 6th, 2007 in General

I fucking love bunnies too...IN MY STOMACH.

Yum yum yum
Response to: My girlfriend crushed my nuts Posted November 5th, 2007 in General

At least it wasn't on purpose, most women will do that just to claim dominance.

Response to: This kid said he likes Ebaums World Posted October 23rd, 2007 in General

Cock grabbing is the absolute best way to prove you're fucking right in a public setting.

High five.

Response to: Scrubs. Posted October 23rd, 2007 in General

This thread is a big floppy wad of guy love.

Response to: City of god Posted October 23rd, 2007 in General

Well it wasn't Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties but it was pretty damn sweet.

Response to: how to smoke Posted October 23rd, 2007 in General

Hahahaha, oh yes. The internet can teach you how to smoke so many things. So many unorthodox things.

Response to: I Apologize. Posted October 23rd, 2007 in General

You didn't know what old man porn looked like before Newgrounds? Surely as a toddler you undressed your grandfather slowly with your eyes and gazed upon his soft, welcoming body?

Response to: Fucking Redesign. Posted July 18th, 2007 in General

Change confuses me! HULK SMASH! >=(

Response to: I'm so scared of the goddamn window Posted July 4th, 2007 in General

My computer is right under my window so I get to look up at the goddom thing all night. Plus I live near the woods.

Nice.

Response to: Transformers - my review of it Posted July 4th, 2007 in General

No mention of the trailer for Cloverfield? It overshadowed the movie, in my opinion.

Response to: Chris Benoit dead Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

The guy killed his wife and kids.

He was fucked up in the head. Good luck defending this crazy murderous mother fucker, Christ Benoit fans.

Response to: Holy shitballs! Led Zeppelin! Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

Old people aren't allowed to play music.

We learned our lesson with Rolling Stones.

If you let them live past 50 they think they are fucking immortal and then they won't die. >:(

Response to: The cutting-edge of news. Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

The size is not very practical.

I'll create Wheel-Minis and make millions.

Response to: cockjoke will never be the same. Posted June 26th, 2007 in General

That is quite halarious. Was this before or after lunch?

Response to: my duck eats cum Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

Ducks: God's jizzbuckets.

Response to: Uh oh! I like Lil' Bush?! Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

You probably should.

I like "That's My Bush" if I were to enjoy anything like that. Lil' Bush is a little too unoriginal.

But it's good to know it won't run for more than a season, as Bush's term is almost up.

Response to: Wow, I think I'm in love Posted June 19th, 2007 in General

In what way will you attempt to off yourself when she dumps you at the end of Summer?

Response to: How fast can you type the alphabet? Posted June 19th, 2007 in General

Time: 6.42 s – High score: 5.88 s

I don't know how I got it down below 6 that time. I seem to keep slipping up on the W. >:(

Response to: How fast can you type the alphabet? Posted June 19th, 2007 in General

Time: 7.06 s – High score: 7.06 s

Response to: Newgrounds in the stockmarket!? Posted June 19th, 2007 in General

I'm sure Penicorns drum up the big bucks.