2,316 Forum Posts by "SirLebowski"
They are leeches on society. It's like "If you aren't in school or working your ass off get the fuck out, grandma" am I right?
Digimon was the thinking man's Pokemon.
Like Checkers vs Chess.
Script:
Lady: OMG ZOMBS
Zombie: ARRRG (eats lady)
Man: OMG ZOOOOOMBS
Zombie: URRRG (eats man)
Dog: Bark bark ZOOOOOOMBIEEEES
Zombie: (eats dog)
I say we throw them in a room with a bunch of young children.
And then give them $1000 for every one they "finish". Ahem.
Then, in honor of their courage, we hold a parade in their honor.
Where the pedophile chooses one of the children from the crowd.
And it will be considered a great honor to have your child picked.
You will hand over your child, and thank the pedophile with a offering/gift of some sort.
Pedophiles ftw.
That's just my own opinion.
I wish to ask, for the sake of being curious, how many people here with such bold opinions on the subject, are gay.
It's like a group of white people talking about how hard it is to be black.
In other words, if you aren't gay how the fuck do you know if it's a choice or a preference?
Breakfast pizza, bacon, from Casey's General Store. Des Moines Iowa.
Maybe your mother can't afford to take you to the doctor just so he can tell you the reason you fail is medically related.
At 3/8/08 01:12 PM, SirLebowski wrote: I haven't gotten random boners since middle boners. Once they are gone you will miss them.
Conversation starters.
My "middle boners" I ment Middle School. All this talk of boners has got me real flustered like.
I haven't gotten random boners since middle boners. Once they are gone you will miss them.
Conversation starters.
I would slap that cheating whore.
Everybody knows that a woman can't comment on the looks of other guys unless they are you or Brad Pitt, because he is one fine mother fucker and I can admit that.
So slap that cheating whore across the face. Then apologize to the 13 year old for having such a worthless slut of a companion.
Every God damn mother fucking day. And you are stuck in the desk, there is no way to avoid it. IT'S JUST FUCKING THERE!
My best friend turned me gay.
How about you guys?
The girl always wants it and her tits are huge.
I would choose anyone where I got to kill Nazis. Because I have like 20 games that teach me how to kill Nazi's and I want to have a practical application for them.
At 3/8/08 12:21 PM, Purpin wrote: I would've kicked the knife out of his hand and beat his ass.
I would have did a triple summersault into a car, hotwired it, drove over him, jumped out, pulled out a lighter (with a skull on it, mind you), and set him on fire.
While he was burning I would run across the street to the Guitar Shop, stole an autographed Jimi Hendrix guitar, teabagged his burning corpse while playing every song Black Sabbath ever wrote, and then orgasmed on any lady within 3 blocks on the incident.
But that's just me.
Observational of you to notice that, sir.
You drink? Liquids? Fuck it all! What is youth coming to these days.
It makes me sick to think these little retards are going to be running the world when us respectable smart people die.
Liquids. F(#%*^ing liquids.
Muslims are being persecuted? Joy of joys! Welcome to the club. Little late though. The Jews, the Christians, the Gays, the Blacks, the Womens got here first. Fuck, even the Irish beat you to the punch.
Yes, dear boy. The answer is simple. You must shower and stop being a hippie.
Really, it's the 90's. Cut your hair and embrace corporate American, damnit!
At 3/8/08 04:19 AM, FiqStudios wrote: I hope she gets raped.
Ever heard of Baby Bowser? Uhhuh. That's right.
Spoiler Alert
Will Smith has babies with the dog and repopulates the earth with it.
At 3/8/08 12:23 AM, Satan0666 wrote: Kauai is the last island in the hawaiin chain. "the ghetto island"
trust me "exotic" here look like this
I think I'm in love.
well i couldnt find any pictures of fat samoans but here
they look a lot like the wrestler Umagu
At 3/8/08 12:19 AM, GenericName54 wrote:At 3/8/08 12:12 AM, SirLebowski wrote: When I went to school, we had this:Shouldn't it be ( craziness * bra ) ^ 10 = freakiness?
Craziness in Classroom * Bra size = Freakiness in Bed ^ 10.
Yeah well, I'm failing math.
At 3/8/08 12:19 AM, NucularSoldier wrote:At 3/8/08 12:04 AM, NickDaPwner wrote:Yes, we are all so FUCKING happy for you.At 3/8/08 12:01 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Just turned 15.we all care
Somebody must have been raped on their 15th, eh?
Happy birthday. 15 is the year your penis doubles in size and bursts forth from your pants in the middle of Biology class. Impressing your teacher (and her lady parts, if you know what I mean).
=D Enjoy.
Twinks only. No bears. That's my stance.
At 3/8/08 12:01 AM, Searp3nt wrote: Am I cool yet?
Anything cool done in Australia doesn't count unless it's related to Steve Irwin, the president of Australia.
When I went to school, we had this:
Craziness in Classroom * Bra size = Freakiness in Bed ^ 10.
