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At 12/13/08 03:06 AM, JoeyCentral wrote: Take a wild guess!

Hint, this is .....

Sparta?

At 12/13/08 12:43 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote: something like this.

Did you draw your parents to resemble the mom and dad from Cow and Chicken on purpose?

Do you not have a CO detector in your house?

If you are that worried, open some windows and doors.

As retaliation for giving my grandpa agent orange in Vietnam, I am going to steal your signature...

So you are assuming that because we were nothing before we were born that we are now more at ease with death and not existing?

Your half-baked philosophies confuse me.

I admit it was the cherry on top of perhaps the most easily justified world war ever...

When your enemy has death camps, tiny mustaches, and black uniforms they are practically asking to be the future definition of textbook evil...

Winter doesn't suck until after New Years, here in Amerikuh. We still have the baby Jesus's presents to look forward to.

I hope the baby jesus got be an HDTV. *crosses fingers*

At 12/6/08 04:09 AM, Spirosgod wrote: Why don't you use your blog?

A) I don't have a blog
B) This was posted a few Christmas seasons ago
C) Why don't all the other shitty topic makers around here use their blogs?

Hmm, this may not be some timely now that SAW sucks even harder than when I wrote this, but I was going through my old posts and found this wonderful bit of prose and though, why the hell not?

Merry Christmas, Newgrounds.

I lied to my math teacher last week. When she asked if I had done all my work for a notebook check I told her yes when, infact, I had only done 9/10 of the homework assignments.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

This reminds of the Shawshank Redemption after the old guy gets out of jail and the world got in a big damn hurry so he hangs himself...

My crack addict brother and meth addicted father agree with this thread, or at least they would if they weren't addicted to drugs...

Oh well, they'll be dead soon. Stay in school.

Well, I'd chose my own life of course. So would anyone else.

That said, pregnant women are not allowed to sky dive and I don't think holding on to a pregnant woman automatically aborts the baby, but I'm no doctor...

It depends on who uses the term. An educated individual who knows the true meaning would contrast it with the term geek to clarify it's meaning.

A nerd is a person who knows a lot about a subject of no use to anyone. Usually this is a movie series, comic series, whatever. You can be a comic book nerd, a star trek nerd, a Star Wars nerd and so on.

However, do not confuse nerd with the term geek. A geek is a person who is interested and no a lot about something that would be considered useful. Such as any branch of science, robotics, computer programming. A nerd can be a fat, unsocial loser with poor grades do to their obsession. While a geek is commonly seen as any person with an interest in the above mentioned.

You've beat a lot of asses, you say?

So either you are an internet stuff guy or one hell of a gay pornstar.

I suppose they same could be applied to any pornstar or any sexual orientation, but gay pornstar felt right.

War, crime and terror make you want to kill yourself?

Why let other people's actions ruin the fun you could be having?

Live it up until you die.

Meh, I like some people and I dislike some people. It has nothing to do with nationality and to say you either love or hate an entire group of people based on their geographic location is simply retarded.

Also, as an American I like to say I feel a strange mixture of 3 percent pride/shame and 97 percent apathy towards anything this country stands for or does. Thank you. *bows*

I mean, just look at how long and well people lived back in times before modern medicene. They were happy, lived to ripe old ages, and lived generally healthier lives.

Sarcasm aside, everyone is doping themselves up and I think the effects won't be good in the long term.

Yes, anatomy and common sense can go fuck themselves.

You go girls.

I don't love anyone on the face of this Earth enough to wake up that early to buy them a gift. Well, with the exception of myself.

I think I see a pattern, let me give this a go...

We are are like cars, driving around on roads. Only we all eventually turn on a dead end street, and on that dead end street is death.

We are like apples, growing on trees. Until we fall and a little boy picks us up and we get put in his mouth. And in his mouth is death. That's right, kids get death in his mouth.

deep

I'm going to go vote for Britney now, out of pure unfiltered spite.

Oh yes, I can't wait to see the lovely trailer park you and your future baby's mama rent together to squander away the rest of your lives in.

I agree, I think what turns a lot of people off about math is that the people that write the books haven't a fucking clue.

When it's taught in lecture, it seems like a simple little thing, then you read the questions and the bullshit so much that you have to literally dissect the damn sentence to even understand the question.

I just got finished with math homework myself, as you can see...

Hmm, well, there have been days I've had to write essays, and there have been Summer days where I had literally nothing to do. I'd say, excluding bathroom and food, close to 12 hours or so is my record.

Men like sex. To say we don't would be a lie. Even the most pious and uptight men in the world have impulses.

Some just act on them more than others.

I think you should stay in school. Ideally, you will have Government that day and they might be covering the Constitution. Perhaps the first couple amendments. You might have to do a worksheet on the 1st Amendment, maybe.

At 11/22/08 01:20 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 11/22/08 01:08 AM, SirLebowski wrote: When you look at nature, it's hard to imagine it is random chance

But you're personifying this higher power by calling it intelligent and giving it will.

Also consider that we call it chance when we flip a coin, despite all the systems engaged in the situation. I would think the same concept of chance should be applied when talking about nature, though the use of the phrase 'random chance' tends to imply something completely devoid of systems. Funny how semantics can do that.

I believe it very well could be a highly evolved lifeform with will and intelligence, or it could be some strange cosmic and unknowable force, or their could be nothing.

Flipping a coin has only two possible outcomes and the coin was created to have those two possible outcomes. If you look at nature in this way then the question simply becomes, "Okay, so it has a system, but what gave it that system? Why does that system work and what created it?" The question always goes one step further.

Anymore so than a person killing themselves without the webcam there?

Well, as long as we don't have to see or think about it, I guess it's okay.

At 11/6/08 07:19 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: your body is changing at this time and you may notice hair in places you never had before. Don't be afraid...I'm here for you...

I'm not a parent, but I think I have some advice. When you talk to somebody (or thing) about their puberty, you don't want to come off as a rapist. I mean, they're already emotionally confused as it is...